When you sit at your computer half naked reading updated forum threads rather than getting ready for ur date. She can wait...

(doing it right now )

 

When you ditch chicks with kids cause you only have two seats. I love it.

 

...you see a dirty Z on the road and you can't help but give the owner dirty looks.

I like to mumble, "THIS... motherf*cker! go wash your damn car"

 

When Your Axles Click For The Second Time, Your Front Tires Make More Noise Then Then Engine, And When It Rains You Get Nice Fresh Water Inside The Car "with The Windows Up"!!

 

......when you dump your GF to afford your Z!!!

 

When you can see the strut bar and the headliner at the same time in your rear view mirror

 

Every night, you have to collect all of the panties and love notes that are left on it.

 

+1

 

I was going to say:
"...when you don't care what the price of gas is b/c it's that much fun to drive."

 

you know your a 350z owner when u park as far away from other cars as possible to avoid door dings and walk a mile to go in the mall.

 

when you have more cup holders than a fast food establishment but never actually use them...

 

thats so true LOL its a 2 seater with 4 cup holders.....

 

when you press the passenger seat ejection button because he/she lit up a cigarette.

 

when you fill up, drop $50 on a tank, then just end up redlining it the whole way home neways.

 

when you use honda parts on your nissan (the antenna)

 

Those wheels are played out!

 

Wheres the 4th? I only found 3

 

when you've lost count of the number of times you've been back to the dealer
when you constantly argue with the dealership coz they claim they have no record of 'such problems' with your model car
when you become disheartened by the car that you've eyed/admired for decades
when you have a love-hate relationship with your car - love it, hate its 1001 problems

(and a nice one)
when you consider relocating the flowers beside the driveway coz of the extra pollen they dump on your wax job


LOL, this has to be the funniest, yet sad, thread i have ever read - unfortunately, i find it sad that the satan's army guy (hraesvelg or whatever) is pickin' on or insulting younger members out of pure jealousy and some adults are siding with or defending him...if you reread this thread he clearly started the altercation with the young ones...and if you've come across many of his other thousands of posts he is repeatedly insulting, jeering, and condescending towards other members. there is no need to insult other site members because of assumption or preconceived notions regarding their personal lives. who cares how someone got their z/g or anything else for that matter...the fact is we are all here because we share a passion. this is not a kindergarten playyard. oh well...if the moderators/others find his behavior acceptible then what can i do/say...my 2 cents...hope i didn't just make a list of enemies...LOL

 

i have an 06 and theres 2 in the center console and 1 in each door, not sure if its different in the previous years or not.