I have to say, you sir have a wrather unique situation. Thats not too say you a have unique condition. I once, a long long time ago, had a friend we referred to as 'stretch nuts', simply because his coin purse could stretch for, what seemed like, forever. Its not uncommon, you are not alone. There are others who have 'Stretchanutatitos'. Its unfortunate, but most men are rendered completely infertile by age twenty five. So use them while their hot.

Seriously, if thats possible in this thread, are you making sure to slide the seat all the way back?

 

Calm down, I was just kidding! When was the last time you opened up a thread and didnt see someone calling someone else a newb...So its more like sarcasm than joking!

 

And lets not confuse sarcasm with joking, the sarcastic people might not like it.

Chris

 

Sorry, I didn't realize he was a fellow "clan member". You guys wanna beat up on each other, that's ok by me, I'm just trying to watch out for the rest of the community.

 

Wear Briefz!!!

 

The Z is too small for some people

 

Yea man where did that come from, if you open your eyes before you start talking smack he has 500 more posts than you and almost a year longer than you as a member. 0TRACK5 YOU FU$%^n MORON YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FOR STARTING TROUBLE!!!!! Quit trying to hang with the stripes, you give them a bad name, personally I get a kick out of their posts. But then you came along and !!!

 

The only time I ever wear briefs is when I got to the beach under my board shorts. I don't like keepin my boys couped up unless I have to.

 

I can't tell if you're being scarstic or not

If you're not, I hope you realized that 0Tracks was just messing around and that he already realized everything you mentioned. It was an inside joke.

 

might be early signs of elephantitis, might wanna get it checkd out

 

i usually just kinda roll onto one...then i get that hurting feeling where it feels like you gotta poo....you know...up there by where the ovaries would be...

 

I was just trying to razz him up bam! Beleive me when I say I WANT NO ENEMIES ON HERE some people can be ruthless!!!

Jason

 

I say you were alittle hard on the Beave, Wally.

 

I definitely have practically sat on a nut getting out of my Z three or four times, and it kills. U have to slightly vary the angle u get out of the racing seats, not a big deal.

 

Sorry Dad (Ward) LOL

 

i used to slid across my dick when i got out. but once i started tucking it into my sock i was good. lol jk

 

so thats how you do it,damn ill have to remember that,thanks man.

 

What happens when I wear shorts or have sandals on. I can't with all good conscience let my twig and berries drag on the ground.

 

DUCT TAPE.....works wonders.

 

i usually just go one way then the other before the end of the shorts so my dick is on both sides. but if i see a hottie im ****ed.