Anybody have this problem?
05-15-2006 | 11:32 AM
#1
Anybody have this problem?
Almost everytime I get out of my car I hit my nuts on the thigh bolster of the seat. A few times its rendered me breathless for a minute. Just seeing if anybody else has this problem or if my nuts are just too large.
05-15-2006 | 11:53 AM
#6
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Your ***** are hanging to low, happens with old age 
With woman its there breats that end up hanging down by there knees, with guys its there nut'z...
Glad im young enough that my nut's are still up where there suppose to be
With woman its there breats that end up hanging down by there knees, with guys its there nut'z...
Glad im young enough that my nut's are still up where there suppose to be
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05-15-2006 | 12:24 PM
#11
Hey seriously, this guy has a real issue and all you can do is joke about it.
DmanG281, perhaps you should work on your exit strategy.
First we need to make sure you are not exiting like a lady, that is swinging both legs out and then standing. Not only can this leave you in physical pain as your ********* roll under your right leg, it can also scar you emotionally and leave you crying at chick flicks.
Next, we need to be sure you are not suffering from premature ejection, this is where you start to stand up before your left leg has cleared the door sill. Also remember, you can use the steering wheel as a hand hold.
Finally, if all else fails, you may need to switch from boxers to briefs.
Hope this helps,
Chris
DmanG281, perhaps you should work on your exit strategy.
First we need to make sure you are not exiting like a lady, that is swinging both legs out and then standing. Not only can this leave you in physical pain as your ********* roll under your right leg, it can also scar you emotionally and leave you crying at chick flicks.
Next, we need to be sure you are not suffering from premature ejection, this is where you start to stand up before your left leg has cleared the door sill. Also remember, you can use the steering wheel as a hand hold.
Finally, if all else fails, you may need to switch from boxers to briefs.
Hope this helps,
Chris
good one
05-15-2006 | 01:01 PM
#14
Originally Posted by HyperSprite
Hey seriously, this guy has a real issue and all you can do is joke about it.
DmanG281, perhaps you should work on your exit strategy.
First we need to make sure you are not exiting like a lady, that is swinging both legs out and then standing. Not only can this leave you in physical pain as your ********* roll under your right leg, it can also scar you emotionally and leave you crying at chick flicks.
Next, we need to be sure you are not suffering from premature ejection, this is where you start to stand up before your left leg has cleared the door sill. Also remember, you can use the steering wheel as a hand hold.
Finally, if all else fails, you may need to switch from boxers to briefs.
Hope this helps,
Chris
DmanG281, perhaps you should work on your exit strategy.
First we need to make sure you are not exiting like a lady, that is swinging both legs out and then standing. Not only can this leave you in physical pain as your ********* roll under your right leg, it can also scar you emotionally and leave you crying at chick flicks.
Next, we need to be sure you are not suffering from premature ejection, this is where you start to stand up before your left leg has cleared the door sill. Also remember, you can use the steering wheel as a hand hold.
Finally, if all else fails, you may need to switch from boxers to briefs.
Hope this helps,
Chris
No dude I'm using the left leg swing out method stand up. At the end of the swing out is when the nuts get racked. Its a 50/50 proposition. Sometimes it happens sometimes it doesn't. I'm only 24 so its not from old age. I think it may happen because I have long legs. My right knee pretty much hits the underside of the steering wheel no matter how high it is. I think i need to go one leg at a time then stand. I was exiting somewhat like if I had a rollcage in the car. Left leg out, pull myself up with leverage on the roof, and kick off with the right leg. This usually gets me out safely but when I have crap in my hands its hard because I don't want to scratch the roof.
05-15-2006 | 01:04 PM
#15
Originally Posted by bamyi
you need stronger nuts.
My nuts are plenty strong from growing up riding bmx. It usually takes a lot to knock my breath out. For some reason I always seem to smack them just right.
05-15-2006 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DmanG281
Almost everytime I get out of my car I hit my nuts on the thigh bolster of the seat. A few times its rendered me breathless for a minute. Just seeing if anybody else has this problem or if my nuts are just too large.
