Better you find out now before you married her; no one needs that kind of person in their life.

 

most women out there are crazy? fawk that i would have told the police she said she did it. I'm sure this will only be the start of your porblems from this crazy biiiiaaaatch!

 

put sugar in her gas tank.

 

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thats why girls are only good for a quick wham, bam, thank you mam, and then get the boot...

j/k j/k... not really...

 

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lol u know u just put the last part in there incase there are any ladies on the forum

 

Yeah...

 

my gf has threatened to key my car if i cheat on her

 

hahah this reminds me of the time one of my ex's attempted to key my car.. this is a funny story. see we went to the mall up inthe woodlands and i parked next to a porche... (im silverstone) idk the paint was a little similar.. anywho we got in this arguement n she took off on me n i was like watever so i took my time and left to the parking lot n i saw her with some metal tweezers and she had it next to the porche... n i scream dont do that..im serious u dont know what ur doing.. so i was walking all calmly and i get my keys and as i get closer to her she says F@#$ you and she lets that porche have it.. i was like dayyuumm.. so i just keep walkin all calm and i get closer she runs away so i get in my car and drive up next to her n i told her thats real messed up... and she finally realizes it wasnt my car n the old guy was like going to his car n i looked over n he was like ...OMG.... lol

 

ha that would keep my *** from cheating


but yeah thats ****ed up i probabaly would have made the same decision and just told her to leave, its like ur doing her one last favor and she knows that maybe she shouldnt be such a ***** and **** up your **** because you could have easily called the cops.

 

Girls are a little crazy, it's cuz they know we love our cars...my gf says she would slash my tires if I cheated on her... hey, how about posting some pics of your ex-gf ??? So we know what kinda girls to watch out for, hm?

 

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dude, this calls for a swift delivery of a Roundhouse to the noggins. Repeated elbow to the cheekbones then a rear naked choke til she taps out.

 

Canny I hit a curb the other day with the Maido's. I almost had a heart attack I f%^$#* them up bad. I was leaving McDonalds and my soda spilled so I wasn't paying attention and BOOM, it was painted yellow so now I have yellow paint on my chrome wheels any ideas how to get the paint off. I was going to use steel wool to get the yellow off.

 

shoot her in the eyes with mace!

 

Thai Roundhouse to the neck, drop elbow, crushing elbow, clinch, knee to the face.

Or go with the classic flying armbar.

Or run her over with your Z. Problem solved.

 

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