if its not birds, its cats. why the hell do animals hate the Z so much that wanna crap on it or scratch it?

 

Ever hear of a pellet gun? Maybe a walmart scope too!

 

Everybody knows that a cat won't play fetch after it's been dipped in gasoline. Gosh.

 

I leave my garage door open all the time but, I have two lines of defense.

Misha - "The Killer" Don't judge her by her looks. She has killed possum, rats, birds, bled cats, snakes and all sorts of insects. I hate cleaning her up afterwards. Blood everywhere...and it's never hers but, I do fear one day it might. Not really an issue now that she is 17 yrs old. Once a dog get a taste they turn to that dark side:



Car Cover:



Actually, I'm working on the third line of defense right now. Steath Bird of Prey:





Don't go into his room unless he calls for you or you'll get run out. Lol !!!
It's a game but, he's really good at it.

I hate Cats !!! My neighbor(s) Cat(s) come over torement my dog, birds and distroy my wifes new plantings. They torement Misha when she is on the leash with the door up. They sit in my backyard and lick their lips viewing my birds. I accidentally forget Misha off the leash sometimes (really) when I open the door and she takes off out the door looking for those pests. So far I've caught her before she has left the property. I wish people would keep their pets on a leash or indoors. I had a few cats on a farm ... a couple got sick from the other animals and died.... So, there are really good reason to do this besides just being a good neighbor.

I know I'll get flamed ... and no I don't hunt, shoot, or torture cats. Elk, Rabbits, and other animals but, not cats they are peoples best friends. I just wish they would have there best friend s#!t and sleep in their own yards.

 

Yeah, don't kill it unless you plan to eat it.

NEDM

 

That's what I'm talking about. Cat can't taste too good.

 

Why!? Why do you all have to post such funny ****! I lost it in my Computer-Tech Data class, and got funny looks from the rest of my class. This stuff is priceless, and I love the sunroof vid.

 

That's what I did. I even got the pointed pellets that are labeled RODENT CONTROL!

 

That's one of my favorite videos. It's just downright mean though.

 

Kill their cat and say that you thought it was "the other gray cat"

 

Cats are not on the Endangered Species List. Do what you have to do!

 

Give the cat to a chinese restaurant. It will be put to good use.

(joke)

 

I know, I have the same problem. Whenever I'm in my Computer Programming class, I look at something funny online, whether here or elsewhere, and end up smiling or trying to muffle laughter. Then I see people looking at me like