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Old 06-19-2007, 01:12 PM
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For some damn reason, EVERY time I get my car washed, some dumb*ss bird seems to find it fun to take a sh*t right on it. EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. This is getting really old and Im starting to wonder if birds are smarter than they seem cause they always seem to hit my car right after its washed. Had to vent somewhere. sorry.
Old 06-19-2007, 01:16 PM
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Default I have the same problem

Except my birds take it a littl further, they also shi$ all over my house and driveway, not to worry theough I have begun to take action. I sit in my driveway with a cold one and my daisy ellet gun. Prolly wont keep the bird crap off my car and house but it makes me feel better.
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lol I feel you. As soon as I finish washing mine, I stay the hell away from trees and poles that have cables running on top of my car. Even that, onced I was parked in a place where was EMPTY no cars, no buildings nothing. I was waxing the car, and BOOM! the BIGGEST dump I have ever seen from a bird... it was sick!
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Don't park underneath trees and you won't have this problem.
Old 06-19-2007, 01:28 PM
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i used to have ducks **** on my back porch...taken care off. They taste good too.
Old 06-19-2007, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jabdo233
Don't park underneath trees and you won't have this problem.
I dont...I park as far as possible from anything. I am that guy that parks in the furthest spot in the parking lot just to make sure no one parks next to his car. Yet they still manage to get my car at least twice in the same fly by.
Old 06-19-2007, 01:41 PM
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when a bird ****s on your car it means you are getting money
Old 06-19-2007, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by enth05
I dont...I park as far as possible from anything. I am that guy that parks in the furthest spot in the parking lot just to make sure no one parks next to his car. Yet they still manage to get my car at least twice in the same fly by.
True, it can be bad. This is why I wash my car every single day.
Old 06-19-2007, 02:37 PM
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Yep, birds poop on my Z all the time.
Old 06-19-2007, 02:43 PM
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Rhyme of the ancient mariner...
Old 06-19-2007, 02:43 PM
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I feel your vent completley...I say we do a group buy for some bb guns!
Old 06-19-2007, 02:46 PM
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Solution:

Tools you will need:
1. pellet gun
2. pellets
3. string
4. rocking chair(optional)

What you want to do is shoot a few of these birds. Then you want to hang them from a tree, clothes line, etc. This will generally scare off the birds.
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I've noticed that the color of the car has a lot to do with how many pile of bird sh*t it gets. Silver, gray, black seem to get craped on a lot. And red cars lol, it's like the rice field in north vietnam in the 70's....gets bombed every hour. My neighbor has a red car, and I laugh my as off everytime I see it...the hood is litterally white, not red . Some how though, blue doesn't seem to get much crap. My car hardly gets bombed on, but I do get tini yellow ones that anoys the hell out of me. Anyone know what those come from? Heard it's bees' crap
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There must be a bird highway there, that you cross daily.
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stop parking under trees. haha

j/k, i think it just seems like after you wash it always gets messed up one way or another, this happens to everyone
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i had to see this thread after reading the title and not having a clue about what this would be kkkk
personally, i don't believe in washing the car too often. Looking shiny everyday is not worth when compared against maintaining good paint imo.
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Yeah, I just spent 20 minutes cleaning bird **** off my car and using products to smooth out where it started to noticeably etch into the wax coat.

We need this mod:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkF7IRtb2Hg
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attach a scare crow to your car
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L2Shoot... I think Birds are afraid of my driveway now haha.
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Originally Posted by enth05
For some damn reason, EVERY time I get my car washed, some dumb*ss bird seems to find it fun to take a sh*t right on it. EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. This is getting really old and Im starting to wonder if birds are smarter than they seem cause they always seem to hit my car right after its washed. Had to vent somewhere. sorry.
see the problem occurs where you said 'I get my car washed' rather than 'I wash my car' lol. Come to think about it, I have only gotten bird poop on my Z twice in the year and a half I've had it...


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