i sense envy

 

point taken zshazz but if you had a daughter and rubbing on her wasn't hurting her it would still be equally disturbing

 

Which is more disturbing ... relatives/best friends hugging and kissing your daughter and saying "aww shes so cuuute" ... or being the **** father that freaks out when anyone so much as looks at his daughter?



But, seriously ... I don't look at my car as a daughter ... very important object, yes ... I'd love to keep it for a long time, hell I've even named it ... but it is just an object (until someone scratches it, then it's my baby )

 

haha i hear ya

 

+1

 

Reminds me of martin lawrence in Bad Boys 2 when he accidentally chugged the X and was licking his hand and drinking the water from the vase haha it's exactly like that!!! on a more serious note I'll cut his eyelids off if he leaves a scratch on her....

 

there you go....subie guy's probably never seen such a beautiful car before

 

Hey now i came from a bugeye WRX but still compared to a Z it's like comparing roseanne to heidi klum. BTW this is the same guy that went up to some guy's 430 and touched it... doesn't even know the guy... Also grabbed the enzo at the auto show here in potland 2 years ago and got askd to leave...

 

Now that sounds even creepier. Make sure you never leave him alone with your car...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html

 

I have had people sit on my Z or rest on it. That is the so bad for a Black car. If your ride is dirty and this dude does this it might even jack up your paint!! Slap him.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html:
Your friend is under suspicion now.

 

I'm about to whip out the brass knuckles!!! Man just thinking about it makes me abni;sdbn;kgjaebnrk; he slid his greasy hand over my car after i just waxed it... what a monster tard... I almost had a close call with him... he had brake fluid on his hands and almost wiped it but i told him not to touch it or even walk past it.. Anyone have idiot friends dent or scratch your car? what'd you do/how'd you react?

 

tell him "hands off my woman"

 

O no he di'ent!

Time open up a can of whup ***. How dare he!

 

Hi nismo350!

I feel so bad for you! Ewww that is so gross. I have a major petpeeve about people who touch cars. I also hate people who lick their fingers. How cool is this guy? I would say...

-if he's not that cool, DROP HIM.

-if you still want to be friends,
1. make a joke of it and tell him hes freaking weird for doing it
2. tell him to please not do that, and maybe just make up an excuse for your sudden "change in rules" (lie and say you just washed it, you're showing the car, you just got something repainted, or make up some really complicated car issue like you had it specially protected and no one can touch it)
3. never let him in or near your car - insist that he drive
4. figure out why he is doing this: is he on E? does he just need to get laid? has he never seen a decent car before?
5. take him to a car show and let him try touching other cars. maybe he'll get over it his touching prob, or maybe someone will scream at him so bad he'll think twice before ever touching another car inappropriately again.
6. tell your/his friends about this weird habit, and make up a really not-flattering nickname, like Michael Jackson the Car Molester or Touchy the Clown or something gross...maybe this will force enough shame onto him to quit.
7. Have a heartattack next time he does it and when you get to the ER, tell them it was because you saw him touching your car - he could have killed you!
8. You probably aren't a girl, but what works for me is just saying "Um, don't F-ing touch my car" - I dunno how that would go over coming out of a guy's mouth, but being a biotch usually gets the point across. Then just act normal.

Hope that helps. Let us know what your solution is!

 

If you find unusual fluid dripping from your tailpipes then yes..get a new friend. But call the police first.

 

oh gross...tailpipes...isn't that considered the = illegal in Texas?
+1 on call the police.

personally, I wouldn't be able to handle this guy. I'd wig out. Good luck, my Z friend!

 

Thanks ZaZoozle will deff try all those out cept the one requring me to change my gender (nothing but adams apple here) me and my frieds already discuss his weird touching fascination and wonder when he's going to get a g/f and if that will stop it...PS: how are you liking your Z? any plans? I got mine about the same time so i'm still pretty clingy to it. I just got to thinking (about the whole dripping unknown secreations from my exhaust) I'm getting my Evo2 put on tomorrow and i know when he hears that he's gonna be dry humping the hell out of it!!!! maybe i should get a spray battle and spray him everytime he touches it like a cat.

 

And it might be illeagal in Texas but i live in Oregon

 

Don't ever leave your car alone at night! Oh and you might want a black light to check for stains around the gas cap.