good point i will have to get a blacklight tonight and check... if i see any residue i will light a smoke next to his ***** and watch him run

 

Touch my car, especialy if you're a stranger =

 

are you sure that the Z doesn't like it??? You never know. Your friend and your Z may be having an affair behind your back. I would watch and see how your Z reacts to his touch. You may be looking for a new car pretty soon.

 

hahahaha tell him to take it easy

 

wow @ this situation

 

Forget the gas cap or tail pipes, check your door handles. If you feel something sticky, well, you know . . .

 

hahahahaha

 

+100. LOL. go to petsmart and get a Stink Finder. its a portable blacklight with bodily fluid "codes" on the box u can match up...and it really works. (i have pets, ok!?!)

 

Get a restraining order of protection on his pervert azz...problem solved

 

hmmm i haven't had that experience with touching the car.

but however.
Whenever i have just got done cleaning the Z
the girl always comes up and lays on top of the hood.
Kinda pisses me off after just cleaning and detailing the car.

but cant get mad at the girl.

 

So you "so called friend" is messing with your Z, not a problem simply next time you are around him while he is eating punch his StOOpid A$$ in the throat, yes the throat. THen as he is grasping for air simply explain that you now have a new thing you like to do to your "so called Friend" My bet is that by the 2nd time your punch his gOOfy a$$ in the throat maybe, he will hopefully understand to quit messin with the z, or at least you have found a way to say to your buddy "I Love You Man"

 

I think your girl unconsciously wishes for a threesome.

 

LOL. An 'unconscious' threesome doesn't sound very fun, but, that may be the only way some people can participate in one.

 

1. Watch for bite marks on the exhaust.
2. Cut a hole in the box.
3. Make him open the box.

There are no free rides!!!