Thank God no one ever said "This thread is worthless with out pics"

 

Yea my ***** used to hurt when I first got the car. My ***** developed immunity so now they feel fine. My suggestion would be lose some weight so that you have more thigh clearance.

 

LOL My GF and son always look at me a little weird when they are in the car with me, but I grab my ***** and pull them up every time I get into my Z. It's just too uncomfortable to drive without this regular adjustment.

AC/DC

 

If you notice any painful swelling, you may want to get it checked out sooner than later. Hydrocoeles are more common in males than one would think. The 'anatomy' of the Z's driver-side seat could cause pain if your thighs rub against your testes.

Get it checked out man, I had one when I was younger... not the most desirable thing to have. Simple drainage and stitching can be a one-day procedure at a local hospital/surgery center, but nonetheless, get it checked.

Other than that, I would say you're victim of the DBBS (Daytona Blue-***** Syndrome), in which case you should make some knuckle babies or call up your most willing girly friend.



I need to check thread post dates more often...

 

HAHAHAH sorry, I cant help but laugh..maybe you have testicular cancer??!!

 

Old thread...

 

It's call Tea-Bagging gents, Fixes the problem easily. Tell her to breathe through her nose.

 

I usually grab my ***** and rest them in my lap before I take off because mine crunch between gears if I don't...just wanted to let you know, you're not the only one!

 

I also squish my ***** a bit sometimes when I drive the Z. They are also large and tend to hang low. I just have to fidget a bit in the seat so that they are not being smashed. but sometimes I just deal with it.

 

I had the same prob with my car , but moving the seat forward has helped a lot. It does take a sec to get adjusted once i get in the car.

 

See i moved my seat up, now my ***** just fall into the gap there where my leg is a little raised up and squishes when I take my foot off the clutch.

you just cant win with big *****.

 

Just move up a little more so your legs are spread enought at all times.

 

There once was a man in a Z
his ***** were so big he couldn't shift properly
they hung too low,
his shifts were slow
he screamed "why does this have to happen to me"

 

yeah, i dont think thats going to happen, then my feet would be at a weird position with the clutch and gas.

I think I'll have to develop a "Sac Sack" that will hold my ***** up while I drive.

 

Man on my sportbike I have to adjust my sack quite frequently. I'm taking delivery of my Z pretty soon and I hope this isn't a problem. I've driven two different Z's, one with leather and one cloth. Didn't have a problem, but I'm sure I'll have to adjust every now and then like I do driving other cars.

Doc said I have a "long sack" and that I "need to support those boys". Kind of wierd coming from an old dude, but I guess he's warning me that if it's long now it might be of epic proportions when I'm his age. LOL

 

one of the funniest threads EVER... you can't make this stuff up... funny s*#t... wow...

 

It takes ***** to start a thread like this.

 

just throw it over your shoulder and call it a day....

 

if that doesn't work, ride a bike for a whole day and you'll feel a lot better when you get in your z

 

OK, so here's my preliminary drawing for the "Sac Sack"

yeah, I'm stuck at work and am a little bored.

Top is a side view, notice the cupping ability, this should effectively support the berries while driving, lifting them to a position where they wont get smashed. Notice the latch that will hook onto the top of the pants to keep the whole apparatus in place.

Bottom is the front view, you have a space to stick your dangle through while your berries are gracefully lifted by the "Sac Sack"

Now accepting investment money to make this dream a reality.