Dooor Dinger caught and sentenced by me!
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Dooor Dinger caught and sentenced by me!
Leaving work last Thursday for a long 4 day weekend, I stop off at 7-11 in Dallas, TX to pick up some beer and supplies. As I walk out of the store, a white worker van pulls along side the passenger door and he is close. Before I can say watch it, the guy opens his ddor with out looking and "whammo" right into my door. Here is the dialogue:
Me: You hit my door
Idiot: What...Sorry it was an accident
Me: Take a look at that scratch!
Idiot: It's not that bad...Doors get dinged
Me: What are you going to do to make it right?
Idiot: What?
Me: Make it right door dinger
Idiot: What?
Me: Give me $20 to buy touch up paint and time and labor
Idiot: What? Your an a#$ hole
Me: And your a door dinger and I need justice for all other door dingers like you.
Idiot: Here's your $20. A%$ Hole!
Me: Now don't you feel better for making it right
I laughed all the way home. I ended up giving the $20 to some girls doing a car wash for charity and who wanted to wash my car. Yeah right, you aren't touching it but good luck in regionals.
One for the good guys I suppose.
Me: You hit my door
Idiot: What...Sorry it was an accident
Me: Take a look at that scratch!
Idiot: It's not that bad...Doors get dinged
Me: What are you going to do to make it right?
Idiot: What?
Me: Make it right door dinger
Idiot: What?
Me: Give me $20 to buy touch up paint and time and labor
Idiot: What? Your an a#$ hole
Me: And your a door dinger and I need justice for all other door dingers like you.
Idiot: Here's your $20. A%$ Hole!
Me: Now don't you feel better for making it right
I laughed all the way home. I ended up giving the $20 to some girls doing a car wash for charity and who wanted to wash my car. Yeah right, you aren't touching it but good luck in regionals.
One for the good guys I suppose.
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It is funny because some people say I should have got more and other say I was lucky to get anything. I like the skull ding idea or a tire iron to his windshield. Oops it was an accident. I just feel good that I saw it happen and extracted some justice. For all those other times we walk out and see a door ding and have no closure this was alright in some strange other worldy way.
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Should have gotten his insurance info, then filed a claim to get it repaired. Not only will your door get fixed, but the bozo's insurance rates will go up possibly making him more careful in the future. If you can't get the insurance info, take down his license plate and a description and file a hit and run complaint against him with the police.
Carelessness is one of my pet peeves, so I'm all for going the extra mile to deal with these jokers.
Carelessness is one of my pet peeves, so I'm all for going the extra mile to deal with these jokers.
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Re: Dooor Dinger caught and sentenced by me!
My edits:
ezchief: You hit my door
Idiot: What...Sorry it was an accident
ezchief: Take a look at that scratch!
Idiot: It's not that bad...Doors get dinged
ezchief (Edited) (starting to drool and have an twitch): And people die from mysterious (twitch, begin talking louder) situations, and are never (twitch, yelling) HEARD FROM AGAIN ON THE FACE OF EARTH!
Idiot: What?
ezchief (Edited): (unintelligible screams...)YOUR FIRST BORN SHALL BE HEREAFTER CURSED TO BE DINGED UPSIDE THE HEAD FOREVER IN THE FIRES OF HELL, YOU HERETIC!
Idiot: What?
ezchief (Edited): Tell me which body panel of your car (twitch) you chose to "get dinged" by my Right Foot of Retribution. It won't (twitch) be "that bad"...or pay me to have the damage repaired.
Idiot: What? Your an a#$ hole
ezchief (edited): You have chosen to have (twitch) my Right Foot of Retribution in your a#$hole. The sentence shall commence immediately! I had intended to seek (twitch) retribution on your car, but if you insist...
ezchief: You hit my door
Idiot: What...Sorry it was an accident
ezchief: Take a look at that scratch!
Idiot: It's not that bad...Doors get dinged
ezchief (Edited) (starting to drool and have an twitch): And people die from mysterious (twitch, begin talking louder) situations, and are never (twitch, yelling) HEARD FROM AGAIN ON THE FACE OF EARTH!
Idiot: What?
ezchief (Edited): (unintelligible screams...)YOUR FIRST BORN SHALL BE HEREAFTER CURSED TO BE DINGED UPSIDE THE HEAD FOREVER IN THE FIRES OF HELL, YOU HERETIC!
Idiot: What?
ezchief (Edited): Tell me which body panel of your car (twitch) you chose to "get dinged" by my Right Foot of Retribution. It won't (twitch) be "that bad"...or pay me to have the damage repaired.
Idiot: What? Your an a#$ hole
ezchief (edited): You have chosen to have (twitch) my Right Foot of Retribution in your a#$hole. The sentence shall commence immediately! I had intended to seek (twitch) retribution on your car, but if you insist...
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well if it was me, and im not proud of this, but a$$h0le would have been the last word out of his mouth before he got a mouthfull of fist. I may have anger management issues...
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Mannish,
That was freaking funny. Before the Lithium and electro shock therapy, you described what my typical response would have been. j/k The speaking in tongues was a great embellishment.
That was freaking funny. Before the Lithium and electro shock therapy, you described what my typical response would have been. j/k The speaking in tongues was a great embellishment.
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LMAO!!! Manish, that was too funny!
But seriously................WTF!
Idiots reply: "Doors get dinged."
TXSTYLE replies: "And people get F***** UP as they begin receiving FISTS of FURY!!! OBSERVE!!!
I mean damn! I seriously hope if and when this ever happens, I don't get some cheesed*** remark like that! All I want to see is insurance and apologies or else my dual personna, Mr. Ape Sh** will have to emerge!
But seriously................WTF!
Idiots reply: "Doors get dinged."
TXSTYLE replies: "And people get F***** UP as they begin receiving FISTS of FURY!!! OBSERVE!!!
I mean damn! I seriously hope if and when this ever happens, I don't get some cheesed*** remark like that! All I want to see is insurance and apologies or else my dual personna, Mr. Ape Sh** will have to emerge!
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