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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 07:48 AM
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Taking delivery of my used 2004 350Z tomorrow. Without going to the mechanic, what are the top few things I could check on my own (when taking delivery) to ensure that there aren't any impending catastrophic failures lurking in my Z's near future. I understand I'm casting a wide net when I say "catastrophic failure" and it could range anything from the wheels falling off to my girlfriend's butt-ugly lesbian ex-girlfriend keying my Z in a jealous rage ........I guess I'm concerned about impending expensive repairs for obvious faults that I could have caught on my own when taking delivery of the car.

And yes, she may be butt ugly but the remote yet disturbingly attractive prospect of a threesome/catfight/threesome has recently induced me to stir up a hornets nest of boiling 3-way lust and lesbian rage .......hence my fear of an impending keying.

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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 07:50 AM
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what the hell was all that??
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 07:51 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:00 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:02 AM
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New car? Impending catastrophic failures? Lesbian ex-girlfriends in catastrophically failing threesomes?


I'm both horny and confused.









Must be Thursday.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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OP your post gave me a headache. but I'm feeling generous today. I must be sick

check all the fluids would be the first and foremost. change oil. check wheel torque (even though its pretty uncommon for lug nuts to come completely off...contrary to popular belief)
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by TSG-Z
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Not a problem.....on the condition I get guidance on the question I posted :-)
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:27 AM
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Someones been indulging exotic southeast asian "herbs".
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watch out for the wild monkeys!
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he must be speaking malaysian...
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Originally Posted by TSG-Z
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Originally Posted by stud_daddy
Not a problem.....on the condition I get guidance on the question I posted :-)
PLEASE tell me they look like this:

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Originally Posted by Greg06
Someones been indulging exotic southeast asian "herbs".
Well I do have to admit that we do get good, honest and natural "herbs" here.......grown tropically and naturally with sublime results like it was meant to be.......none of that hydroponically grown pretentious fancy catalogue herbs you folks have to resort to :-)

No 24-hour Denny's though. Oh man ...what I would do for a Denny's big breakfast right now.
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Pics of said girls?
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Originally Posted by stud_daddy
Taking delivery of my used 2004 350Z tomorrow. Without going to the mechanic, what are the top few things I could check on my own (when taking delivery) to ensure that there aren't any impending catastrophic failures lurking in my Z's near future. I understand I'm casting a wide net when I say "catastrophic failure" and it could range anything from the wheels falling off to my girlfriend's butt-ugly lesbian ex-girlfriend keying my Z in a jealous rage ........I guess I'm concerned about impending expensive repairs for obvious faults that I could have caught on my own when taking delivery of the car.

And yes, she may be butt ugly but the remote yet disturbingly attractive prospect of a threesome/catfight/threesome has recently induced me to stir up a hornets nest of boiling 3-way lust and lesbian rage .......hence my fear of an impending keying.

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Catastrophic failure? Not much.
Things that might fail eventually but you probably can't tell?
- window motor (there is a TSB for it)
- tire-feathering (some have it, some don't, there is a TSB for it if you do).
- rear-axle clicking (there is a TSB for it)

Nothing else "major" i would say.

PICS of G/F now.
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