Druggies Love the Z???
Last nite I really want one of those Snickers Ice Cream bars so I drive from my friend's house to a nearby gas station cuse she has no ice cream and I really want one of those bastards.
I pull into the station, get out, and lock the doors. As I'm walkin to the store I meet a nice fellow...
Him: "Hey man...nice car...what is that?'
Me: "Nissan 350Z"
Him: "Man that's nice...pretty fast huh?"
Me: "Yea, real fast...lots of fun to drive"
Him: "What's that run? 50G?"
Me: "UHHH...not exactly...I wish it did though"
Him: "Man...that's a nice car."
Me: (Notices I'm at Kill White Boy Lane and Jack Nice Car Way) "Thanks man"
Him: "Man, I got some sweet *** weed...it's expensive but you can afford it...want some?"
Me: "Naw, thanks man"
Him: "Man, you need some of this **** to go with that car."
At this point I realize there's no way in hell I'm getting my ice cream. I decide to check my cell phone, pretend like it was ringing on vibrate mode and hop in my car to drive away. Dude (who was wearing a backpack) runs across 6 lanes of traffic on US1 against the light and disappears around the metrorail stop.
So my scorecard for Halloween night was--
Pickups:
Women - 0
Drug Deals - 1
Oh well
I pull into the station, get out, and lock the doors. As I'm walkin to the store I meet a nice fellow...
Him: "Hey man...nice car...what is that?'
Me: "Nissan 350Z"
Him: "Man that's nice...pretty fast huh?"
Me: "Yea, real fast...lots of fun to drive"
Him: "What's that run? 50G?"
Me: "UHHH...not exactly...I wish it did though"
Him: "Man...that's a nice car."
Me: (Notices I'm at Kill White Boy Lane and Jack Nice Car Way) "Thanks man"
Him: "Man, I got some sweet *** weed...it's expensive but you can afford it...want some?"
Me: "Naw, thanks man"
Him: "Man, you need some of this **** to go with that car."
At this point I realize there's no way in hell I'm getting my ice cream. I decide to check my cell phone, pretend like it was ringing on vibrate mode and hop in my car to drive away. Dude (who was wearing a backpack) runs across 6 lanes of traffic on US1 against the light and disappears around the metrorail stop.
So my scorecard for Halloween night was--
Pickups:
Women - 0
Drug Deals - 1
Oh well
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ive had people like that come up to me too asking about the car
how come people like that always think its about a 50-60K car?
must be the drugs
just tell them that:
powder gets you hyper.... reefer makes you come ...cigarettes give you cancer....but woos make you dumb
whatchall really know about the dirty south
(old goodie mob/outkast song)
how come people like that always think its about a 50-60K car?
must be the drugs
just tell them that:
powder gets you hyper.... reefer makes you come ...cigarettes give you cancer....but woos make you dumb
whatchall really know about the dirty south
(old goodie mob/outkast song)
Last edited by **; Nov 1, 2003 at 09:12 PM.
Originally posted by mc350z
ive had people like that come up to me too asking about the car
how come people like that always think its about a 50-60K car?
must be the drugs
just tell them that:
powder gets you hyper.... reefer makes you come ...cigarettes give you cancer....but woos make you dumb
whatchall really know about the dirty south
(old goodie mob/outkast song)
ive had people like that come up to me too asking about the car
how come people like that always think its about a 50-60K car?
must be the drugs
just tell them that:
powder gets you hyper.... reefer makes you come ...cigarettes give you cancer....but woos make you dumb
whatchall really know about the dirty south
(old goodie mob/outkast song)

I just thought it was kinda a fun story that I'd retell for the amusement of the board. I'd never had the experience where a guy thought I was drivin a 50K car so I was loaded and could by his stuff.
I started a thread a while back asking if people had "creative" income for their down payment. No one admitted to selling drugs to get it though.
In another thread asking what everyone did for a living, two people stated "street pharmacist".
In another thread asking what everyone did for a living, two people stated "street pharmacist".
Originally posted by KONVERTER
The first Z owner I met said to me...
"Did you buy that with your drug money"
The first Z owner I met said to me...
"Did you buy that with your drug money"
I believe the appropriate reply would have been:
"No! Your mom gave it to me for banging her."
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Originally posted by AndyB
I believe the appropriate reply would have been:
"No! Your mom gave it to me for banging her."
I believe the appropriate reply would have been:
"No! Your mom gave it to me for banging her."
my age limit is early 40's man...
Im only 23
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