Weirdest Statements asked about your Z
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I was thinking about that but theirs one issue, She has a shitty razor phone, I am starting to get a little nervous inside, not like nervous about the date, but nervous that these 3 bitches are going to want to pile up in the Z.....I mean no argument there, just going to be a tight fit. Oh sigh the hard knock life of a single 22yo Male Z owner
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gallatin TN, if you want it to happen sir, you need to trade your Z in for a Z71 4x4 Crew Cab Lifted 2500 Turbo Diesel. Country Girls do not understand true Import Power
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im no so sure about an orgy though, I think its more or less their trying to rape me in a hotel and then steal my car, i've seen this in movies before, it always starts out good, and it gets sour from there. This would have never happened if i would have kept my mouth shut about a cherry coke
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"Is that a V8?"
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Anyways OP, here's another smooth way of getting her name. When you have forgotten someones name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
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Anyways OP, here's another smooth way of getting her name. When you have forgotten someones name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
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also gotten a ticket where discription aid Mazda...
but the funniest comments i have heard was when i was leaving wallmart... i was driving my roomates gt-r and i was asked if its z a with widebody kit...
and i told them it was a gt-r whole different line up and that guy's girl goes to me// "ohh so its like a mustang" I had nutthing to say to that i was like yup its just like a mustang and left>
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What the hell part of town do you guys hang out in for people to still be confusing your Z for a Porsche nowadays??!?
With that said, a few years ago I offered to help an old man jumpstart his stranded car. Things I remember him saying:
"Ok son, If you'll back up to my hood...maybe I can reach your battery."
"What the? Damn Krauts finally had sense to put the motor in front?!"
"I'd say this is the first Jap that ain't look like crap."
Old man had a WWII battleship cap on so I just shrugged and thanked him for his service to the country.
With that said, a few years ago I offered to help an old man jumpstart his stranded car. Things I remember him saying:
"Ok son, If you'll back up to my hood...maybe I can reach your battery."
"What the? Damn Krauts finally had sense to put the motor in front?!"
"I'd say this is the first Jap that ain't look like crap."
Old man had a WWII battleship cap on so I just shrugged and thanked him for his service to the country.
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hahah i got that alot too.. i will see if i can find a ticket.. i got a ticket at the school stating it orange porsche... i understand that there are no badges in the rear but there is a bigass hamburger logo in the front...
also gotten a ticket where discription aid Mazda...
but the funniest comments i have heard was when i was leaving wallmart... i was driving my roomates gt-r and i was asked if its z a with widebody kit...
and i told them it was a gt-r whole different line up and that guy's girl goes to me// "ohh so its like a mustang" I had nutthing to say to that i was like yup its just like a mustang and left>
also gotten a ticket where discription aid Mazda...
but the funniest comments i have heard was when i was leaving wallmart... i was driving my roomates gt-r and i was asked if its z a with widebody kit...
and i told them it was a gt-r whole different line up and that guy's girl goes to me// "ohh so its like a mustang" I had nutthing to say to that i was like yup its just like a mustang and left>
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what's wrong with your bumper?
How often do you get trapped at drive-thrus?
where is it so low?
what do you waste your money?
why is your car so much nicer than my car?
list goes on...
How often do you get trapped at drive-thrus?
where is it so low?
what do you waste your money?
why is your car so much nicer than my car?
list goes on...