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Old 10-23-2004, 05:51 PM
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Guy's, give good advice or do not insult this gentleman. H ei sonly trying to get a head in life. Now drive it up to red line in third gear, make sure you have your seat belt on then drive it full spedd off of a clift or the highest point in your area. Good Luck! That ought of take care of several of your problems as well!
Old 10-23-2004, 06:40 PM
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OMG busted out laughing on this one. Someone help the poor guy out LOL =D
Old 10-23-2004, 09:33 PM
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pour a bucket of water into the air filter, just do it at the dealers so you dont have to pay for towing.
Old 10-23-2004, 09:39 PM
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bwahahahahahaha, bwahahahahahahaha.
Old 10-24-2004, 09:27 AM
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Get going about 50-60 mph on a deserted road preferably far away from any spectators, then while still appling the gas put it in park. If that doesnt do the trick, try reverse. Oh and video tape that because I'm sure we would ALL like to see just what happens. Drain some of the fluid from the tranny too, no all just the first 3 gallons.
Old 10-24-2004, 10:34 AM
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speed up to 159mph then drop down to the first gear.....try them 10 times......good luck
Old 10-24-2004, 05:02 PM
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Default Re: new transmission and engine

Originally posted by asad kahloon
i was wondering is it possible to mess up my car withen the warrenty period that they give me a new trans and engine i have a 2003 maxima with 40000 miles on it i was wondering how to break the trans and the engine so i can get a new one before the end of the warrenty period.



i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
A few points to note:

1. This is a 350z/G35 forum. You are in the wrong place.

2. An engine with 40K on it that, as you yourself have proclaimed, will last well past 150K, has over 5 years of life on it before it dies. If you take care of it, probably longer. Is it so hard to just do the right thing?

3. Your unethical, immoral, indecent, dishonest, corrupt, potentially illegal behavior is not acceptable or welcome as can be noted by the nearly unanimous dis-belief in the replies to your post.

4. You are an idiot.

5. See #4.

6. While there certainly are "undetectable" ways to do what you're asking, I won't share them with you because I won't help you or be in any part responsible for the rising cost of cars/parts/service in this country.

7. This post has been reported to the administrators. While I myself don't have the authority to do so, I hope they delete this thread. This forum doesn't need "content" like this (except for comedic relief).

Have a nice day.
Old 10-24-2004, 05:15 PM
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Why don't you drive really fast into a tree or off a cliff. If everything goes as planned you'll end up with a new car once you get out of the hospital.

If you don't make it... Well, look on the bright side, you'll have a Darwin Award to show us on the forum.

Cheever
Old 10-24-2004, 08:13 PM
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seriously all you have to do is disconnect your cooling system and just drive on city streets for 4 hours... then rev the motor till it scoorches...
Old 10-25-2004, 08:57 AM
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You really invest in a good set of screwdrivers; you definately have a few screws that need to be tightened!
Old 10-25-2004, 10:20 AM
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People like you is why I'm pursuing a career in law... so I can see the likes of you rot in prison.
Old 10-25-2004, 11:18 AM
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Nissan owners..
Old 10-25-2004, 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by white_s2k
Nissan owners..
Don't make a blanket statement about Nissan owners b/c of this one guy.

I could easily say generalization something about Honda owners... but that would be ignorant.

Now those damn Toyota owners... those guys are bastards!

Old 10-25-2004, 12:48 PM
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Originally posted by roydiculous
Now those damn Toyota owners... those guys are bastards!

Haha I was just kidding
Old 10-25-2004, 02:12 PM
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Originally posted by white_s2k
Nissan owners..
yes, we're a dispicable lot, but since you're trollin' around our forums, that must mean you're lookin for a step up, so what does that make you?

(I still like the S2K's though)
Old 10-25-2004, 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by white_s2k
Haha I was just kidding
Hey, it's all good!!! You 'foreigners' are welcome to come here and try to start trouble!

If there's one thing about the people on this board, they love a good fight!
Old 10-25-2004, 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by white_s2k
Nissan owners..

Dunno who's more stupid...the guy with the "engine" problem or the honda troll.....


Old 10-25-2004, 05:54 PM
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here is a good excuse...

no way i tried to destroy it mr service writer... the car has a rev-limiter on it no way i could have over revved the motor
Old 10-25-2004, 06:34 PM
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If you want a free engine, here is what I would do.

Contact a guy named Dominic Toretto. He should be able to help you out with a rebuild on your car. He has a friend that hangs out with him, a mad scientist, named Jesse. Jesse will make a 3-D model of what your car "could" look like. You'll sit down with him and decide what all you want done.....additions, basic layout of the car, and what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever

Now they can hook you up with direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Just let them know that I sent you and they will make sure your car is off the Hizook.

Just be careful if they set you up with NAWS, you could blow the welds on your intake....make sure you re-enforce those...

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Old 10-26-2004, 05:10 AM
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I said I was joking. I love the Z. I was actually going to buy one before I got my S but I got a better deal with the S2K so I got it instead.

Originally posted by rog
Dunno who's more stupid...the guy with the "engine" problem or the honda troll.....




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