new transmission and engine
10-26-2004, 12:00 PM
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Hey @ssclown, it's people like you who make service techs suspicious when doing warranty work.
Go destroy your car - I don't care. But spare the legit car enthusiasts your misguided attempts to get over on someone while you clutter up the boards with this inane drivel.
Congrats - you got my cherry. This was my first flame ever!
Go destroy your car - I don't care. But spare the legit car enthusiasts your misguided attempts to get over on someone while you clutter up the boards with this inane drivel.
Congrats - you got my cherry. This was my first flame ever!
10-26-2004, 01:07 PM
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Re: clueless
Originally posted by LanceG33
Hey @ssclown, it's people like you who make service techs suspicious when doing warranty work.
Go destroy your car - I don't care. But spare the legit car enthusiasts your misguided attempts to get over on someone while you clutter up the boards with this inane drivel.
Congrats - you got my cherry. This was my first flame ever!
Hey @ssclown, it's people like you who make service techs suspicious when doing warranty work.
Go destroy your car - I don't care. But spare the legit car enthusiasts your misguided attempts to get over on someone while you clutter up the boards with this inane drivel.
Congrats - you got my cherry. This was my first flame ever!
. No better person to flame on than this goof-ball.
10-26-2004, 04:03 PM
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Re: new transmission and engine
Originally posted by asad kahloon
i was wondering is it possible to mess up my car withen the warrenty period that they give me a new trans and engine i have a 2003 maxima with 40000 miles on it i was wondering how to break the trans and the engine so i can get a new one before the end of the warrenty period.
i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
i was wondering is it possible to mess up my car withen the warrenty period that they give me a new trans and engine i have a 2003 maxima with 40000 miles on it i was wondering how to break the trans and the engine so i can get a new one before the end of the warrenty period.
i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
10-26-2004, 09:10 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cheever
Why don't you drive really fast into a tree or off a cliff. If everything goes as planned you'll end up with a new car once you get out of the hospital.
If you don't make it... Well, look on the bright side, you'll have a Darwin Award to show us on the forum.
Cheever [/QUOTE
hahahaha
Why don't you drive really fast into a tree or off a cliff. If everything goes as planned you'll end up with a new car once you get out of the hospital.
If you don't make it... Well, look on the bright side, you'll have a Darwin Award to show us on the forum.
Cheever [/QUOTE
hahahaha
10-27-2004, 06:26 AM
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Actually how bout you take it in for an oil change at the dealer, and as soon as u drive off the lot and round the corner, loosen the oil filter. Drive it till it dies and blame it on them!
10-27-2004, 06:40 AM
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wtf why would you hurt your own car ????????????
but i have ideals
remove all oil from engine... will do it but rember to replace the same oil after it dies.....................
tranny just remove fulid and burn bands and ect....
or like one dude said ... losen oil filter
just so you know your a very dishonest person for doing anything to your car....
and yes you would be a very STUPID person
but i have ideals
remove all oil from engine... will do it but rember to replace the same oil after it dies.....................
tranny just remove fulid and burn bands and ect....
or like one dude said ... losen oil filter
just so you know your a very dishonest person for doing anything to your car....
and yes you would be a very STUPID person
10-27-2004, 06:47 AM
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Originally posted by Bini2
If you want a free engine, here is what I would do.
Contact a guy named Dominic Toretto. He should be able to help you out with a rebuild on your car. He has a friend that hangs out with him, a mad scientist, named Jesse. Jesse will make a 3-D model of what your car "could" look like. You'll sit down with him and decide what all you want done.....additions, basic layout of the car, and what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever
Now they can hook you up with direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Just let them know that I sent you and they will make sure your car is off the Hizook.
Just be careful if they set you up with NAWS, you could blow the welds on your intake....make sure you re-enforce those...
If you want a free engine, here is what I would do.
Contact a guy named Dominic Toretto. He should be able to help you out with a rebuild on your car. He has a friend that hangs out with him, a mad scientist, named Jesse. Jesse will make a 3-D model of what your car "could" look like. You'll sit down with him and decide what all you want done.....additions, basic layout of the car, and what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever
Now they can hook you up with direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Just let them know that I sent you and they will make sure your car is off the Hizook.
Just be careful if they set you up with NAWS, you could blow the welds on your intake....make sure you re-enforce those...
10-28-2004, 09:47 AM
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Re: new transmission and engine
Originally posted by asad kahloon
i was wondering is it possible to mess up my car withen the warrenty period that they give me a new trans and engine i have a 2003 maxima with 40000 miles on it i was wondering how to break the trans and the engine so i can get a new one before the end of the warrenty period.
i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
i was wondering is it possible to mess up my car withen the warrenty period that they give me a new trans and engine i have a 2003 maxima with 40000 miles on it i was wondering how to break the trans and the engine so i can get a new one before the end of the warrenty period.
i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
If you want to mess your car and try to be covered under warranty, do the following:
- Empty your oil, then drive with no oil in the engine (this will take care of your engine braking and can claim to the service department for not checking the oil level, make sure you can hear loud knocking of the engine, and it will eventually turn off, otherwise, they will just fix it as opposed to replacing you with a brand new one).
- Empty your transmission fluid, this will cause your transmission to mess up, and instead add some antifreeze in it's place. These two liquids are very similar in consistency and unnoticeable by the mechanics.
Once everything is broken, take it to the dealer and tell them you don't know why your engine doesn't work (you have to pretend not to know anything or else they will think you are one of those kids that like to "mod" there cars).
Engine your new engine and transmission.
Be sure to tell us how everything goes.
10-28-2004, 10:01 AM
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Aww... I was ginna tell hum to just do like we do down here in Virginia:
1>Take it out into the pasture,
>grab your shotgun
> put 'er down.
(this woks well on lame farm animals, and lame wives
)
1>Take it out into the pasture,
>grab your shotgun
> put 'er down.
(this woks well on lame farm animals, and lame wives
)