new transmission and engine
10-22-2004, 01:19 PM
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new transmission and engine
i was wondering is it possible to mess up my car withen the warrenty period that they give me a new trans and engine i have a 2003 maxima with 40000 miles on it i was wondering how to break the trans and the engine so i can get a new one before the end of the warrenty period.
i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
i have used the shifting tecnique wher i reverse the car until 20mph and hit it into drive. is there anyother way some quiker way to get a net transmission and how much of that technique can i do before my trans breaks thanks in advance pm me if you want
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10-22-2004, 08:10 PM
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Ok ok here is how you do it...
Drive for about 200,000 miles. by then your engine and tranny will certainly need replacing. Then attach a lightning rod, hit exactly 83 MPH under the clock tower and go back in time to today. Then goto your dealer and beg them for a new engine and tranny.
Are you serious? Please please tell me that you are joking. If not this country is really f****d when your generation hits the streets.
Drive for about 200,000 miles. by then your engine and tranny will certainly need replacing. Then attach a lightning rod, hit exactly 83 MPH under the clock tower and go back in time to today. Then goto your dealer and beg them for a new engine and tranny.
Are you serious? Please please tell me that you are joking. If not this country is really f****d when your generation hits the streets.
10-22-2004, 08:36 PM
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Pour honey mustard on the car and eat it. Leave one wheel, tire on, the front windshield and a couple of door handles. Put them in the little wagon that you use to carry your Buzz Lightyear doll around the neighborhood and stroll down to the dealership. Explain to the dealer that a heavy rain has melted your car and that you deserve a new one. Don't forget to wipe the honey mustard from your chin or you will give it away. Good luck.
newb. Wait I am still a newb. DOH!!!
10-22-2004, 10:43 PM
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Re: new transmission and engine
The Human mind, or lack of in this case, never ceases to amaze me. Can't wait to hear about you on Leno's stupid criminals awards.
If he weren't such a moron, with proper care the Maxima's engine and tranny would easily last 150k miles, now I hope you don't get past 50k. Poor Maxima
wonder if I can get a Ings+1 kit out of the deal not to inform his dealership...
If he weren't such a moron, with proper care the Maxima's engine and tranny would easily last 150k miles, now I hope you don't get past 50k. Poor Maxima
wonder if I can get a Ings+1 kit out of the deal not to inform his dealership...
10-22-2004, 10:57 PM
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I thought the warranty is 3 year or 36,000 miles? In any case your nuts and your screwed. All dealerships can use that diagnostics port inside your car to tell them exactly what the car has been through.
If the dealer thinks you have abused your car they will plug it into their computer and it will tell them when and how many times you hit your rev limiter, any abnormal drving habbits such as driving in reverse then slamming it in drive, etc.
You pretty much SOL.
If the dealer thinks you have abused your car they will plug it into their computer and it will tell them when and how many times you hit your rev limiter, any abnormal drving habbits such as driving in reverse then slamming it in drive, etc.
You pretty much SOL.
10-23-2004, 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by asad kahloon
whoever said that maximas engines only last to 150K miles was crazy be cause they last much longer than that and can
whoever said that maximas engines only last to 150K miles was crazy be cause they last much longer than that and can
This is a joke, isn't it?
10-23-2004, 04:33 PM
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Originally posted by asad kahloon
whoever said that maximas engines only last to 150K miles was crazy be cause they last much longer than that and can
whoever said that maximas engines only last to 150K miles was crazy be cause they last much longer than that and can
