I understand the reality. I was just trying to decide if rice rocket meant something came from Japan, where the associated crotch country would be located.

Sorry, bad joke I suppose.

 

99.9% of the Ricers here in Frisco are white or hispanic and are individuals who have made HIDEOUS or POINTLESS mods to their cars, seem to think that 17 second Civics are fast and that fart pipes = MaD pOwErZ.

Even the whitey in the blue Neon with quad pipes is a ricer. I don't give a **** where his car is made.

 

From the Smelly Abyss, follow the happy trail south to the Nappy Forest, go south thru the forest till you reach the Leaking Log. You are now smack dab in the middle of Crotch Country. Welcome and enjoy your stay!

 

I'm done with the "rice" defense. I should be happy, at least you guys aren't like some of the guys on the Car and Driver forums(at least I hope not). They use the "n" word all the time, like it ain't no thing. Damn Crackers!!!

 

actually domestic "rice" has a term, its corn. no Im not joking.

rice is not standard for honda civics, atleast dont tell that to someone like SIracer the co runner of clubsi with his 330hp civic SI. one of the cleanest cars around, yet has a beast of an engine in that little frame.

 

Asian people eat rice but so do people from almost every other culture in the world. What's the big deal?

"Rice" to me is a slow *** honda with a space shuttle wing on the back, coffe-can fart pipe exhaust, darth vador body kit, and stickers galore.

Basically... "ALL SHOW NO GO"

 

Lets ban not only rice but all similar grains as well - barley, malt, wheat...etc. Also let's get rid of the dairy group - I find milk, cheese, and butter offensive. We can keep the meat group but only if those trouble makin' poultry people don't get out of hand.

 

oh please. all of you who are saying that rice refers only to a grain, who are you triying to kid? are you saying that these cars with big spoilers and stickers look like grains of rice? come on, all of you know what you're talking about.

 

ROLMFAO!!!!!! That was great, but what does it have to do with "rice?"

 

tjz ya my fav dish

ok look young? i'm 20. so yea,, but really i was trying to get a reaction, so your right again. but heres why. i was hoping you guys could get all of your aguing and everythign else out here in a forum for discussion about rice instead of every other freakin thread on this forum.. all any of them turn into are a debate about what is what and this is what that is..

personally, i rather see a big wing on the back of a car than a set of 18+ sized chrome (anything chrome) wheels
chrome is heavy. weight is our enemy ,, havent you guys figured that out yet? if not look down,, ya that thing that goes around your waist (i got a bit of one too my pony keg ya thats our enemy too ,, lets go eat some rice stop talking about it, and go enjoy our cars

 

Yup good point. So next time I call someone a "cracker", do not get offended, I am saying that you look thin and crunchy and go good with cheeze wiz.

I was done, but you guys keep instigating. STOP!!!

 

Hmmm...doesn't the origin of a crotch rocket have something to do with a Y chromosome???

 

It was a bad joke off of the play on words. Nobody was literal.

Oh, btw, both Ys and Xs have crotches.

 

these guys kill me...still LMFAO!

 

There is no "official" description for "rice". All I can say about rice is this:

You know it when you see it.

Rice is also attitude. Even if it's a bone stock Civic, if the punk driving it is acting like a dork, then he can be referred to as a "ricer", or "riceboy".

I call it "cheese".