So I was sitting in my friend's GT-R the other day...
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So I was sitting in my friend's GT-R the other day...
... (which he surprisingly bought for close to sticker) and we were sitting at a red light when an E92 M3 pulled up next to us. Immediately, it started revving. So my friend and I looked over and it was a hairy, greasy Middle Eastern guy (who was also probably wearing too much cologne) and his equally hairy and greasy girlfriend.
He called out "Wanna go?" Normally my friend and I would have just ignored but we couldn't let this one go. So we looked at each other, laughed and my friend called out to him, "You're gonna need more than that yuppie car, pal." The Middle Eastern guy got a funny look on his face and peeled out once the light turned green (we didn't take the bait).
Afterwards, we were still laughing about it with him saying that if he were so inclined, the M3 would have gotten smoked (the E92 probably wasn't modded at all, we could tell from the sound of the engine). Still I told my friend he was asking for it; his personalized plate reads M3 KILR.
He called out "Wanna go?" Normally my friend and I would have just ignored but we couldn't let this one go. So we looked at each other, laughed and my friend called out to him, "You're gonna need more than that yuppie car, pal." The Middle Eastern guy got a funny look on his face and peeled out once the light turned green (we didn't take the bait).
Afterwards, we were still laughing about it with him saying that if he were so inclined, the M3 would have gotten smoked (the E92 probably wasn't modded at all, we could tell from the sound of the engine). Still I told my friend he was asking for it; his personalized plate reads M3 KILR.
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... (which he surprisingly bought for close to sticker) and we were sitting at a red light when an E92 M3 pulled up next to us. Immediately, it started revving. So my friend and I looked over and it was a hairy, greasy Middle Eastern guy (who was also probably wearing too much cologne) and his equally hairy and greasy girlfriend.
He called out "Wanna go?" Normally my friend and I would have just ignored but we couldn't let this one go. So we looked at each other, laughed and my friend called out to him, "You're gonna need more than that yuppie car, pal." The Middle Eastern guy got a funny look on his face and peeled out once the light turned green (we didn't take the bait).
Afterwards, we were still laughing about it with him saying that if he were so inclined, the M3 would have gotten smoked (the E92 probably wasn't modded at all, we could tell from the sound of the engine). Still I told my friend he was asking for it; his personalized plate reads M3 KILR.
He called out "Wanna go?" Normally my friend and I would have just ignored but we couldn't let this one go. So we looked at each other, laughed and my friend called out to him, "You're gonna need more than that yuppie car, pal." The Middle Eastern guy got a funny look on his face and peeled out once the light turned green (we didn't take the bait).
Afterwards, we were still laughing about it with him saying that if he were so inclined, the M3 would have gotten smoked (the E92 probably wasn't modded at all, we could tell from the sound of the engine). Still I told my friend he was asking for it; his personalized plate reads M3 KILR.
1. You are racist.
2. You don't own a GT-R.
3. You are degrading a car you most likely cannot afford.
4. You are bragging about a car you most likely cannot afford and definitely do not own.
I'm surprised you were even able to see the M3 with your head so far down in the driver's lap...
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you meant that you were sitting in your friends GTR when he pressed a button on the Dash bored and a hugh ***** of some sort popped out of the seat and ripped your pants and raped you??
ohh now i get it
ohh now i get it
What I got from this post...
1. You are racist.
2. You don't own a GT-R.
3. You are degrading a car you most likely cannot afford.
4. You are bragging about a car you most likely cannot afford and definitely do not own.
I'm surprised you were even able to see the M3 with your head so far down in the driver's lap...
1. You are racist.
2. You don't own a GT-R.
3. You are degrading a car you most likely cannot afford.
4. You are bragging about a car you most likely cannot afford and definitely do not own.
I'm surprised you were even able to see the M3 with your head so far down in the driver's lap...
Well Said.
