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Old Oct 18, 2017 | 05:30 AM
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Alright so to break it down simply my grandma passed a kidney that consisted of a beveled gear that was shaped like my cat's brother in-law. So we chased after the tree with a broken tail light only to find my USB stick swallowed by a bush. We put the USB in a computer and the bead sealant started leaking out of the orifice tube... so we put a pressure gauge on the toolbox and it read 17 sandwiches in the chronological order of 7 15.5 49 23 76! Now the problem is the voltmeter only tested posited with HIV even though I KNOW I have colon cancer. Next thing I know my safety glasses (hello) fell off and ran out of the shop re- iterating the numbers 7 15.5 49 23 76 but before scurrying off into the night telling me I'm next if I don't put the numbers back in the box. Now I'm here on the toilet enjoying all the squeaks and whistles of a nice poo and then the porcelain cracked sending me shards of illegal substances right up my rectum via the mailbox. So tomorrow I plan on calling the dry cleaning lady for my textbook salad back because I'm 99.99999 percent sure I left it in my back shoulder pocket. Anyway enough about me, I found out that my car gets about 20 gallons due east only on the 3rd full moon of the month. How do I get better mayonnaise per week? My mother said I should try to scrape the exhaust pole with a spoon (thanks a lot mother) but I'm not a chef. I should mention my car is a 1993 Nissan 240sx. pls help
Old Oct 18, 2017 | 06:27 AM
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Welcome, and once you stop the shouting, we'll get you some nice drugs that'll make things better. Step away from the car...ANY car!
Old Oct 18, 2017 | 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Nerf or Nothin'
Alright so to break it down simply my grandma passed a kidney that consisted of a beveled gear that was shaped like my cat's brother in-law. So we chased after the tree with a broken tail light only to find my USB stick swallowed by a bush. We put the USB in a computer and the bead sealant started leaking out of the orifice tube... so we put a pressure gauge on the toolbox and it read 17 sandwiches in the chronological order of 7 15.5 49 23 76! Now the problem is the voltmeter only tested posited with HIV even though I KNOW I have colon cancer. Next thing I know my safety glasses (hello) fell off and ran out of the shop re- iterating the numbers 7 15.5 49 23 76 but before scurrying off into the night telling me I'm next if I don't put the numbers back in the box. Now I'm here on the toilet enjoying all the squeaks and whistles of a nice poo and then the porcelain cracked sending me shards of illegal substances right up my rectum via the mailbox. So tomorrow I plan on calling the dry cleaning lady for my textbook salad back because I'm 99.99999 percent sure I left it in my back shoulder pocket. Anyway enough about me, I found out that my car gets about 20 gallons due east only on the 3rd full moon of the month. How do I get better mayonnaise per week? My mother said I should try to scrape the exhaust pole with a spoon (thanks a lot mother) but I'm not a chef. I should mention my car is a 1993 Nissan 240sx. pls help
you need to put down the crack pipe sir

Old Oct 18, 2017 | 06:33 AM
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Pizza TIme! He deserved it didn't he?? NO!!
Old Oct 18, 2017 | 07:21 AM
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...Please.
Old Oct 18, 2017 | 10:27 AM
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He's from Berkeley. Probably Antifa...
Old Oct 18, 2017 | 10:37 AM
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This reminds me of a weird coded ad from Craigs list someone posted a while back
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