punjabis stand up! (or any Indian..)
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 76
Likes: 0
From: CHICAGO
heres a word of advice:
a LOT BUT NOT ALL Indian girls are so retarded. One thing I learned while hanging out with Indian girls is that every Indian girl thinks they are so hot, when they aren’t.....They act so stuck up even the busted ones .I am saying all ae stuck up (w probably are) but whatever. Im speaking from experience from all the girls that come TO the club I WORK AT, THINK IM SOME ARAB and talk hindi/urdu with their friends thinking i dont understand them! ANYWAYZ:
There are different types of indians
Guys:
1. The FOB.1 - has a mustache, wears high waters, doesn't shower or comb his hair
2. The FOB.2 - Recent immigrant, has an accent, but is a pretty cool guy
3. The FOB.3 - Try’s to act hard, Pretends to be a gangster, and call himself "White"
4. Indian not born in India.1 - Knows the culture, language and has all Indian friends; Hates everyone that isn't Indian and hates Fobs.
5. Indian not born in India.2 - (faker)-Pretends not to know the culture, language and refuses being Indian. Dates a non-Indian to look cool. Makes a point to tell people he is an ABCD.
6. Indian not born in India.3 - Doesn't care what people think, doesn't consider themselves Indian or non-Indian, doesn't show off, really could careless about anything. (Very rare)
Girls:
1. The FOB.1 - Long black hair, doesn't cares about anything but studying and getting married
2. The FOB.2 - Studies a lot, has only Indian friends, scared of non-Indians, flirts with all the FOB guys.
3. Indian not born in Indian.1 - Can't cook, clean or do anything for themselves to save their own life. Very Stuck up. Thinks their the **** (really hot) even when their not. Wants a rich husband. Has only Indian friends.
4. Indian not born in India.2 - Dates outside her race, stuck up, doesn't care about family, thinks Indian are dirty and hates them.
As you can see normal Indian girls are very rare. Then again this is only my experience with most indians that ive met here and in the middle east, maybe I’m wrong.
what category do you all fall in?
a LOT BUT NOT ALL Indian girls are so retarded. One thing I learned while hanging out with Indian girls is that every Indian girl thinks they are so hot, when they aren’t.....They act so stuck up even the busted ones .I am saying all ae stuck up (w probably are) but whatever. Im speaking from experience from all the girls that come TO the club I WORK AT, THINK IM SOME ARAB and talk hindi/urdu with their friends thinking i dont understand them! ANYWAYZ:
There are different types of indians
Guys:
1. The FOB.1 - has a mustache, wears high waters, doesn't shower or comb his hair
2. The FOB.2 - Recent immigrant, has an accent, but is a pretty cool guy
3. The FOB.3 - Try’s to act hard, Pretends to be a gangster, and call himself "White"
4. Indian not born in India.1 - Knows the culture, language and has all Indian friends; Hates everyone that isn't Indian and hates Fobs.
5. Indian not born in India.2 - (faker)-Pretends not to know the culture, language and refuses being Indian. Dates a non-Indian to look cool. Makes a point to tell people he is an ABCD.
6. Indian not born in India.3 - Doesn't care what people think, doesn't consider themselves Indian or non-Indian, doesn't show off, really could careless about anything. (Very rare)
Girls:
1. The FOB.1 - Long black hair, doesn't cares about anything but studying and getting married
2. The FOB.2 - Studies a lot, has only Indian friends, scared of non-Indians, flirts with all the FOB guys.
3. Indian not born in Indian.1 - Can't cook, clean or do anything for themselves to save their own life. Very Stuck up. Thinks their the **** (really hot) even when their not. Wants a rich husband. Has only Indian friends.
4. Indian not born in India.2 - Dates outside her race, stuck up, doesn't care about family, thinks Indian are dirty and hates them.
As you can see normal Indian girls are very rare. Then again this is only my experience with most indians that ive met here and in the middle east, maybe I’m wrong.
what category do you all fall in?
Last edited by sharaabi; Sep 28, 2005 at 01:34 PM.
New Member
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 984
Likes: 0
From: LV
Sharaabi that's dead on. I guess the closest for me is guy #6 (doesn't care)...although I wish I knew more about India and my culture. You left out one kind of indo girl though...the kind that is funny, cute, smart, and almost perfect...but is really just concealing her conceitedness. They're the worst IMO.
As for whoever asked about dating indian girls...yes they will prob go out with you, they put out pretty easy...but if you're looking for a serious thing they will drop you in the end if you aren't of the same religion/culture. Can't count how many times I've seen it.
NzZ
As for whoever asked about dating indian girls...yes they will prob go out with you, they put out pretty easy...but if you're looking for a serious thing they will drop you in the end if you aren't of the same religion/culture. Can't count how many times I've seen it.
NzZ
Originally Posted by NzZ
As for whoever asked about dating indian girls...yes they will prob go out with you, they put out pretty easy...but if you're looking for a serious thing they will drop you in the end if you aren't of the same religion/culture. Can't count how many times I've seen it.NzZ
I'm no:3 with one small difference... I call myself "Black"... lol 
and my significant other does not fall in ur categories so let me elaborate:-
5.FOB3:Has more non-indian friends than indian,a doc, and can make butter chicken that will make your mouth water... oh yeah and did i mention *nevermind* ppl will start askin for pics as usual ...
and my significant other does not fall in ur categories so let me elaborate:-
5.FOB3:Has more non-indian friends than indian,a doc, and can make butter chicken that will make your mouth water... oh yeah and did i mention *nevermind* ppl will start askin for pics as usual ...
New Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,239
Likes: 1
From: So.Cali 626-951
sup guys new to the forum. represtenting punjbabi pride but i am not jatt boy. lol.(no honda accord or toyota camry here) yeah i cant stand all the fake @$$ desi's who think they are all black and act like they are all that. BTW, Im glad more indians know what a true sports car is rather than get a bimmer.
Registered User
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 670
Likes: 0
From: Savannah, GA
Hey Sharaabi, that is the best movie ever man! I have the vhs original and the dvd original version man! Everyone sing with me now!!! "Indian movie beat!"
One O'Clcok!........ In my house!........There was a cat!........There was a mouse!........
Khale lai rethe! Ghoondha Ghoole, Okay Ill shut up now!!!!
That movie is the joint!!!
Peace!
One O'Clcok!........ In my house!........There was a cat!........There was a mouse!........
Khale lai rethe! Ghoondha Ghoole, Okay Ill shut up now!!!!
That movie is the joint!!!
Peace!
Registered User
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
From: Milwaukee, WI
i'm not indian, but i am a minority, wahoo!! (filipino). anyways, my room mate is indian, and he helped me out once when i was trying to figure out what to say to this hott indian girl that works out at the same gym that i do... he told me to say "namaste" or something like that to her. oh, and he forced me to watch this movie called "where's the party, yaar?"
my boss is really good friends with an indian dude, and his friend emailed my boss one day with this joke about the "red dot"... i don't remember the exact words, but it was something along the lines of this:
"many people always wonder what the red dot is on indian women. scholars and scientists alike have studied for many years what this dot means. only recently have they discovered groundbreaking news on this age-old mystery. when indian women marry, it is custom for them to bring forth a dowry. on their wedding night, the husband scratches the red dot off to see if he won a gas station, a convenience store, or a taxi chain."
my boss is really good friends with an indian dude, and his friend emailed my boss one day with this joke about the "red dot"... i don't remember the exact words, but it was something along the lines of this:
"many people always wonder what the red dot is on indian women. scholars and scientists alike have studied for many years what this dot means. only recently have they discovered groundbreaking news on this age-old mystery. when indian women marry, it is custom for them to bring forth a dowry. on their wedding night, the husband scratches the red dot off to see if he won a gas station, a convenience store, or a taxi chain."
Originally Posted by Silverstone_350
oh, and he forced me to watch this movie called "where's the party, yaar?"
"
"
and im going to have to go with being a #6. the descriptions all seem dead on!
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 76
Likes: 0
From: CHICAGO
Originally Posted by NightRida
Hey Sharaabi, that is the best movie ever man! I have the vhs original and the dvd original version man! Everyone sing with me now!!! "Indian movie beat!"
One O'Clcok!........ In my house!........There was a cat!........There was a mouse!........
Khale lai rethe! Ghoondha Ghoole, Okay Ill shut up now!!!!
That movie is the joint!!!
Peace!
One O'Clcok!........ In my house!........There was a cat!........There was a mouse!........
Khale lai rethe! Ghoondha Ghoole, Okay Ill shut up now!!!!
That movie is the joint!!!
Peace!
iTS all about the don babay!
watched sarkaar.... frekkin amazing!
Registered User
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 670
Likes: 0
From: Savannah, GA
That is the newer movie with Amitha Bhachaan in it right? He's the man, then his son takes over the family business? I'm bad with linking names to movies but yah I saw it and that is one bad *** movie, however, I must say that you can't beat the original Sharaabi!
Peace out!
Jay
Peace out!
Jay
<FOB ACCENT> Heyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaaars.......I just saw this post and replied. IST style of course </end FOB ACCENT HERE>
SOOO TRUE!!
Originally Posted by sharaabi
heres a word of advice:
a LOT BUT NOT ALL Indian girls are so retarded. One thing I learned while hanging out with Indian girls is that every Indian girl thinks they are so hot, when they aren’t.....They act so stuck up even the busted ones .I am saying all ae stuck up (w probably are) but whatever. Im speaking from experience from all the girls that come TO the club I WORK AT, THINK IM SOME ARAB and talk hindi/urdu with their friends thinking i dont understand them! ANYWAYZ:
There are different types of indians
Guys:
1. The FOB.1 - has a mustache, wears high waters, doesn't shower or comb his hair
2. The FOB.2 - Recent immigrant, has an accent, but is a pretty cool guy
3. The FOB.3 - Try’s to act hard, Pretends to be a gangster, and call himself "White"
4. Indian not born in India.1 - Knows the culture, language and has all Indian friends; Hates everyone that isn't Indian and hates Fobs.
5. Indian not born in India.2 - (faker)-Pretends not to know the culture, language and refuses being Indian. Dates a non-Indian to look cool. Makes a point to tell people he is an ABCD.
6. Indian not born in India.3 - Doesn't care what people think, doesn't consider themselves Indian or non-Indian, doesn't show off, really could careless about anything. (Very rare)
Girls:
1. The FOB.1 - Long black hair, doesn't cares about anything but studying and getting married
2. The FOB.2 - Studies a lot, has only Indian friends, scared of non-Indians, flirts with all the FOB guys.
3. Indian not born in Indian.1 - Can't cook, clean or do anything for themselves to save their own life. Very Stuck up. Thinks their the **** (really hot) even when their not. Wants a rich husband. Has only Indian friends.
4. Indian not born in India.2 - Dates outside her race, stuck up, doesn't care about family, thinks Indian are dirty and hates them.
As you can see normal Indian girls are very rare. Then again this is only my experience with most indians that ive met here and in the middle east, maybe I’m wrong.
what category do you all fall in?
a LOT BUT NOT ALL Indian girls are so retarded. One thing I learned while hanging out with Indian girls is that every Indian girl thinks they are so hot, when they aren’t.....They act so stuck up even the busted ones .I am saying all ae stuck up (w probably are) but whatever. Im speaking from experience from all the girls that come TO the club I WORK AT, THINK IM SOME ARAB and talk hindi/urdu with their friends thinking i dont understand them! ANYWAYZ:
There are different types of indians
Guys:
1. The FOB.1 - has a mustache, wears high waters, doesn't shower or comb his hair
2. The FOB.2 - Recent immigrant, has an accent, but is a pretty cool guy
3. The FOB.3 - Try’s to act hard, Pretends to be a gangster, and call himself "White"
4. Indian not born in India.1 - Knows the culture, language and has all Indian friends; Hates everyone that isn't Indian and hates Fobs.
5. Indian not born in India.2 - (faker)-Pretends not to know the culture, language and refuses being Indian. Dates a non-Indian to look cool. Makes a point to tell people he is an ABCD.
6. Indian not born in India.3 - Doesn't care what people think, doesn't consider themselves Indian or non-Indian, doesn't show off, really could careless about anything. (Very rare)
Girls:
1. The FOB.1 - Long black hair, doesn't cares about anything but studying and getting married
2. The FOB.2 - Studies a lot, has only Indian friends, scared of non-Indians, flirts with all the FOB guys.
3. Indian not born in Indian.1 - Can't cook, clean or do anything for themselves to save their own life. Very Stuck up. Thinks their the **** (really hot) even when their not. Wants a rich husband. Has only Indian friends.
4. Indian not born in India.2 - Dates outside her race, stuck up, doesn't care about family, thinks Indian are dirty and hates them.
As you can see normal Indian girls are very rare. Then again this is only my experience with most indians that ive met here and in the middle east, maybe I’m wrong.
what category do you all fall in?
SOOO TRUE!!
Registered User
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
From: Maryland
wow..hope i am not too late to reply to this thread since it has gone dead for a few days. I'm from Mangalore. I saw some guy who said he is Konkani. I don't really know to speak Konkani but can understand it. I was born in the middle east but parents are indian and were working in middle east at the time. Came to US in 2003. Live in MD, White Marsh.
<Mallu accent> Indyaaannn yall the wayyy myannn</mallu accent>
No offense anybody..
<Mallu accent> Indyaaannn yall the wayyy myannn</mallu accent>
No offense anybody..