dude your wife is hot...I got a semi thinking a girl could actually drive and had a nice car

 

Yep she a hand full, and can be very naughty at times.

 

i knew i was right, only hillary will can drive a car... wonder how she is with a stick??

 

oh yeah i called it.

 

There is no way she came from Fayetteville. . . lol

 

She looks Cherokee to me.

 

My jaw dropped when i actually thought a girl that looks like that can out drive most guys on here with their 12'5 time slips lol.

First thing that popped into my head was Danika Patrick

Great times though man

 

Sexy car and a sexy girl. What more do you need?!!

Awesome times too. You have a fast car. Im sure it will be sicker after the build too.

 

obviously better than you are.. after the reach around.. you can't handle the stick anymore

 

im not really following what you are sayin, it must be the heavy jamaican accent....

 

weaaall what ima talking bout see.. is about dat there reacharound you got from mr. julian that made you lose your love for the stick see.. and then decided to go get that there auto tranny *spit*

yes it has a double meaning.. try and figure it out real quick

 

i get it, one , julian gave me a reach around, and two, you dont swallow...

 

one would have to first suck d!ck to be able to swallow.. as i don't do that.. you are right.. i don't swallow.. but don't let that ruin our friendship because you are a master of the fine art of injesting ejaculated semen into your oesophagus allowing it to some how touch your larynx causing your extremely high audible voice you have.. i am in total astonishment.. up on till now i thought only Michael Jackson was the only human so gifted

 

well man, you have managed to top julian in the gay references in one paragraph...

wait, friendship?? haha....


the last time my voice went high, well its cause my ***** were in your mouth... remember??

 

no i don't remember, because it never happened...

however lets examine that last statement of yours... YOUR voice went HIGH because your ***** were allegedly in my mouth.

would that make you gay? I mean you are screaming like a B!tch because your ***** are in someone elses mouth? so are you in fact saying that gay activity brings you such excitement it changes your pitch in your voice? please do explain

 

hey man, i think that makes you more gay for sure cause even though they were my *****, they were still in your mouth...


lol, ok my jamaican immigrant friend, lets stop "jacking" this thread, even though, bri guy said you were good at it...

 

with your constant homosexual references.. i don't think you could hide being a homosexual if you actually put forth a valiant effort