I think the car covered by water was baptized, reborn

Ok, I arrived late because it looked like it was going to rain. I started some 12.5's as a warm up. 12.515, 12.510 w a 1.680 60', 12.500 w a 1.691 60'. Then I got serious 12.497 @ 109.32 w a 1.708 60', then I do a 1.673 60' but miss second gear. Sh*t, with a 1.673 60' would have been a 12.470 for sure. I go right back to the starting line & have a short talk with one of the starters. I told him that I was pissed with missing 2nd. & I'm here to break my record. He told me to heat my tires more.

I heat them till tons of white smoke appears, then go to the starting line. I didn't even look at the lights, just the tach. My reaction time was .718(don't care I come out at over 5k rpm, after shifting second I see on the board a 1.642 60' then I'm thinking no way must be 1.692. That was good enough for me to try shifting the remainding gears as quick/smooth as possible. The girl at the time slip booth had a smile as I pull up. She knew that I was trying for something good.

I look at the time slip & yes it WAS 1.642 60' & a 12.419 time, a new 1/4 record.....

I thanked and shook hands with all 3 starters.......

 

Oh, there was only one other Nissan there. It was an early 2000 sentra SE-R that almost beat me. He did a 12.6 1/4. Great for a Sentra.....

 

Congrats on beating your best!

 

Thank you. A great way to end the season. My mph is not increasing. NOW I have to do something. I need more H.P to do better.

 

Congrats.


side note wtf was done to that Sentra?

 

I told him that I was going to post about his sentra on this site. It's N/A & that's all I'm saying

 

A 3.5 sentra im guessing.

Amazing times in ur z andre, i need some skillz.

 

Thank you. Now I need more than skill to do better. I'll send you a pm.

 

nice times. I'm hoping to break some records myself tomorrow

 

Best of luck...

 

damn man. i dont get it! good job.

 

"I don't get it!"

Thanks

???? I'm long winded. Don't get what?

 

Given all the rich vernaculars and parlances of your people, Mazel Tov!

 

Ok, but what about my driving?

My people? Are you a fan?

 

Should I say toda raba?

A sheynem dank perhaps?

 

What driving. This is drag racing. You sit on your Tokhis and push on the gas pedal for a few seconds!

I kid the drag racers. As to your driving, an extra big Mazel Tov.

(I had to look these up in a Yiddish dictionary, so don’t start answering back or I won’t be able to keep up)

 

Jennifer you are a meth head. Your posts make no fawking sense. I like that.

 

Well thank you for trying but you were a bit off. That is why I didn't get it.
Mazel Tov means good luck/best of luck.

"as to your driving, an extra big good luck" ?

 

I really liked your answer to me in the mid-Atlantic section.

It took me a while to get it because I always thought that kid was Alberto jr.

Once I got it, it was a great response.

 

Tokhis
Jennifer, are you hitting on me?