The Useless East Canada thread!
07-27-2008, 01:55 AM
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FUKKKKK
Got pulled over for DUI.
I was having a heart attack when the cop pulled me over. But I co-operated generously and he kept on asking me questions like
"Who's car is this?"
"What's your mother's name?"
"Do you know what time it is?"
"Do you know how long it has been since you last drank?"
"Have you ever been in trouble with the police before?"
"Your license was suspended before, where was it suspended?" etc.
Didn't believe all the TRUTH I told him, so he kept firing me the questions. It was getting annoying. But finally he tested me with the breathalyzer and I got 0.038%. Well under legal limit of 0.05%!
I told him I had two bottles at 12:00 as m last drink. But actually I had 4 bottles at 12:00 and 2 bottles at 2:00. However, after drinking, I had a cup of coffee. I am now a firm believer that coffee DOES have effects on reducing alcohol in blood system.
OMG what a scare... I can't afford another demerit point or I can't drive for TWO years, TWO!!!! Thank god I got off scot free...
Also a for future warning to everyone out there...
When a cop is on the side of the road pulling someone over and takes up 1 of 2 lanes. SLOW DOWN to like 30 kmh or something. The reason the cop pulled me over the in the first place was that there was another cruiser pulling over a Mazda3, and I passed by them 60kmh in a 70 zone. The cop told me that I should have slowed down a LOT more, because according to what he saw, my speed was still too fast for their safety during a roadside procedure. Becareful guys, SLOW down if only one lane is present or move to the furthest lane away on multi-lanes.
Got pulled over for DUI.
I was having a heart attack when the cop pulled me over. But I co-operated generously and he kept on asking me questions like
"Who's car is this?"
"What's your mother's name?"
"Do you know what time it is?"
"Do you know how long it has been since you last drank?"
"Have you ever been in trouble with the police before?"
"Your license was suspended before, where was it suspended?" etc.
Didn't believe all the TRUTH I told him, so he kept firing me the questions. It was getting annoying. But finally he tested me with the breathalyzer and I got 0.038%. Well under legal limit of 0.05%!
I told him I had two bottles at 12:00 as m last drink. But actually I had 4 bottles at 12:00 and 2 bottles at 2:00. However, after drinking, I had a cup of coffee. I am now a firm believer that coffee DOES have effects on reducing alcohol in blood system.
OMG what a scare... I can't afford another demerit point or I can't drive for TWO years, TWO!!!! Thank god I got off scot free...
Also a for future warning to everyone out there...
When a cop is on the side of the road pulling someone over and takes up 1 of 2 lanes. SLOW DOWN to like 30 kmh or something. The reason the cop pulled me over the in the first place was that there was another cruiser pulling over a Mazda3, and I passed by them 60kmh in a 70 zone. The cop told me that I should have slowed down a LOT more, because according to what he saw, my speed was still too fast for their safety during a roadside procedure. Becareful guys, SLOW down if only one lane is present or move to the furthest lane away on multi-lanes.
07-27-2008, 07:28 AM
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thats ****ing crazy bro.. you should know better than to drink and drive.. as car enthusiasts that is one thing that would kill us all, not having to drive our cars for a year or two
07-27-2008, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by noodleman
you're suppose to switch to out of that lane if the conditions allow.
Condition is two lane road, and one lane being taken by them. So no lane to move out of. In this situation, you MUST slow down. Which I kind of knew, but didn't really properly judge how much to slow down.
07-27-2008, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 2TH PWR
watching TLC right now. Man with no face. Very interesting. Hemangioma time. Biggest I've ever seen by far.
btw, TG time.
07-27-2008, 04:25 PM
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http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content...th-no-face.jpg
I posted a picture of him. I was going to embed, but some sensitive types might not like it.
I posted a picture of him. I was going to embed, but some sensitive types might not like it.