The Useless East Canada thread!
Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
^^ you can get wheat grass in shots? WHERE? i don't believe.
Seriously, it will give you a boost of energy....
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From: Brantford, Ontario
Originally Posted by IVRY PRL
Mornin' gents! Who else is sarcastically loving the fact that yesterday and today has been perfect weather, yet we got dumped on like crazy during the weekend?
Originally Posted by edvy
Morning uect, my day started pretty bad, i gotta wake up at 5 to drive my mom to the airport, followed by a 10hrs work
Originally Posted by xdragus
I can be a fill-in mechanic..just prepare to charge minimum 2 hrs work for an oil change.
LOL
Bumper isn't too bad to put on, but headlights on my car are a biiiiitch! Not sure if it's the same on the Z's, but the harness for them is located underneath the headlight, and is really short, so you can't lift the headlight enough to allow for my meaty round-eye paws to get in there. Solution: Have a small child or an asian girl remove your headlights
Putting them back on is just as annoying, but for a different reason. You have to do quite a bit of work to line them up nicely
Bumper isn't too bad to put on, but headlights on my car are a biiiiitch! Not sure if it's the same on the Z's, but the harness for them is located underneath the headlight, and is really short, so you can't lift the headlight enough to allow for my meaty round-eye paws to get in there. Solution: Have a small child or an asian girl remove your headlights
Putting them back on is just as annoying, but for a different reason. You have to do quite a bit of work to line them up nicely
Video Rental Store | Texas, USA
(A few years ago I was working at a video store when there were still late fees, and this exchange occurred after I scanned a couple’s rentals
Me: “Okay, sir, with the late fee from your last rental, your total is $9.50.”
Husband: “What do you mean a late fee? I ALWAYS return my movies on time, so you need to remove that late fee right now!”
Me: “Well sir, you returned–”
Husband: “I said I ALWAYS return my movies on time and you need to remove that late fee right now! I’m not paying this!”
Me: “Then you won’t be renting these movies tonight. All late fees must be paid before renting again.”
Husband: “I’m NOT paying this, so you better take it off now!”
Wife: “What movie is this late fee for anyway? We ALWAYS return our movies on time!”
Me: “This is for Runaway Bride with Julia Roberts. You rented it on the 6th and it was due on the 11th, but you didn’t return it until the 15th. ”
Husband: “Oh yeah, that’s right, we never got around to watching it. I’ll pay for it.”
Wife: “We never rented Runaway Bride and I was out of town on the 6th.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, it’s showing that Jennifer rented the title.”
Wife: “Who is Jennifer?” *pauses and her face becomes red* “Oh, that b***h!”
(The wife proceeds to slap her husband, take the keys and drives away, leaving her husband in the store.)
Husband: “Well, I guess I deserved that, huh?”
Me: “Sir, you put your mistress on your account?”
Husband: “Yeah, she likes movies…”
Me: “You are aware that she could have opened her own account for free, right?”
Husband: “Oh s***, really?”
(A few years ago I was working at a video store when there were still late fees, and this exchange occurred after I scanned a couple’s rentals
Me: “Okay, sir, with the late fee from your last rental, your total is $9.50.”
Husband: “What do you mean a late fee? I ALWAYS return my movies on time, so you need to remove that late fee right now!”
Me: “Well sir, you returned–”
Husband: “I said I ALWAYS return my movies on time and you need to remove that late fee right now! I’m not paying this!”
Me: “Then you won’t be renting these movies tonight. All late fees must be paid before renting again.”
Husband: “I’m NOT paying this, so you better take it off now!”
Wife: “What movie is this late fee for anyway? We ALWAYS return our movies on time!”
Me: “This is for Runaway Bride with Julia Roberts. You rented it on the 6th and it was due on the 11th, but you didn’t return it until the 15th. ”
Husband: “Oh yeah, that’s right, we never got around to watching it. I’ll pay for it.”
Wife: “We never rented Runaway Bride and I was out of town on the 6th.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, it’s showing that Jennifer rented the title.”
Wife: “Who is Jennifer?” *pauses and her face becomes red* “Oh, that b***h!”
(The wife proceeds to slap her husband, take the keys and drives away, leaving her husband in the store.)
Husband: “Well, I guess I deserved that, huh?”
Me: “Sir, you put your mistress on your account?”
Husband: “Yeah, she likes movies…”
Me: “You are aware that she could have opened her own account for free, right?”
Husband: “Oh s***, really?”
Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
it's suppose to be a nice day today. i think i'll spend my time after work cleaning my z (again) 
freakin' polished lip rims require cleaning bi-weekly 
freakin' polished lip rims require cleaning bi-weekly