The Useless East Canada thread!
Originally Posted by Risky_Business
guys. No question. Wait till we get some furniture though LOL soon!!!
Also...there's a pimp Benz there with the plate DAY TRDR. What a pimp/nice ride.
Also...there's a pimp Benz there with the plate DAY TRDR. What a pimp/nice ride.
Officer: May I see your Driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the Officer immediately called his Captain, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the Driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The Officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the Officer immediately called his Captain, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the Driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The Officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
http://jalopnik.com/5038400/michigan...-and-brilliant
bhwhahaha. Maybe David should get one of these instead, cheaper to insure, and less maintenance problems that his mr2!
bhwhahaha. Maybe David should get one of these instead, cheaper to insure, and less maintenance problems that his mr2!
Originally Posted by noodleman
http://jalopnik.com/5038400/michigan...-and-brilliant
bhwhahaha. Maybe David should get one of these instead, cheaper to insure, and less maintenance problems that his mr2!
bhwhahaha. Maybe David should get one of these instead, cheaper to insure, and less maintenance problems that his mr2!
but i don't see how that contraption is degrading relatively to how homeless sleep now either curled up over grates or in dilapidated entrances in DT.
in the news ... i've highlighted some fun parts 
505 GTA drivers nabbed under street-racing act
Of the 5,351 drivers charged throughout the province under year-old legislation, 5,054 are men
Aug 18, 2008 03:34 PM
Jackson Hayes
Staff reporter
More than 500 Toronto drivers have lost their licences and rides since street-racing legislation took effect last September, according to new statistics.
A total of 505 Toronto drivers have been nabbed under the new act, which gives police the authority to seize vehicles and suspend the drivers' licence for seven days, the Ministry of Transportation told police.
Sgt. Tim Burrows of Toronto Police traffic services calls the numbers "obscene," but hopes this serves to inform people this not just an OPP issue, but also a provincial issue.
"There is a very small percentage of us who have no regard for the public's safety or their lives or the lives of everyone else," he said, adding that one and a half drivers are charged every day on city streets.
Bill 203 took effect Sept. 30, 2007 and defines street racing as travelling 50 km/h above the posted speed limit and stunt racing as any aggressive driving habits or manoeuvres.
"This is the extreme driving," Burrows explains. "The drifting, the break stands, the aggressive lane changes; anything that's beyond normal carelessness."
It is not just lead-foot Toronto drivers breaking the law, provincial statistics indicate that 5,351 people have been charged since September 2007
The age of offenders range from 16- to 85-years-old. Of the more than 5,000 charged, 5,054 are men and the most frequently occurring age is 21.
Though the words street racing conjure up images of supped-up sports cars gathering in the middle of the night for quick drags down quiet streets, Burrows says the opposite is true.
"We don't have a lot of actual street racers. The majority of it is the yahoos looking for a good time, speeding from point A to point B."
Toronto police are taking the numbers seriously and encouraging anyone who witnesses dangerous or extreme driving to report it to police immediately by calling 911.
Of the 5,351 drivers charged throughout the province under year-old legislation, 5,054 are men
Aug 18, 2008 03:34 PM
Jackson Hayes
Staff reporter
More than 500 Toronto drivers have lost their licences and rides since street-racing legislation took effect last September, according to new statistics.
A total of 505 Toronto drivers have been nabbed under the new act, which gives police the authority to seize vehicles and suspend the drivers' licence for seven days, the Ministry of Transportation told police.
Sgt. Tim Burrows of Toronto Police traffic services calls the numbers "obscene," but hopes this serves to inform people this not just an OPP issue, but also a provincial issue.
"There is a very small percentage of us who have no regard for the public's safety or their lives or the lives of everyone else," he said, adding that one and a half drivers are charged every day on city streets.
Bill 203 took effect Sept. 30, 2007 and defines street racing as travelling 50 km/h above the posted speed limit and stunt racing as any aggressive driving habits or manoeuvres.
"This is the extreme driving," Burrows explains. "The drifting, the break stands, the aggressive lane changes; anything that's beyond normal carelessness."
It is not just lead-foot Toronto drivers breaking the law, provincial statistics indicate that 5,351 people have been charged since September 2007
The age of offenders range from 16- to 85-years-old. Of the more than 5,000 charged, 5,054 are men and the most frequently occurring age is 21.
Though the words street racing conjure up images of supped-up sports cars gathering in the middle of the night for quick drags down quiet streets, Burrows says the opposite is true.
"We don't have a lot of actual street racers. The majority of it is the yahoos looking for a good time, speeding from point A to point B."
Toronto police are taking the numbers seriously and encouraging anyone who witnesses dangerous or extreme driving to report it to police immediately by calling 911.
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Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
"We don't have a lot of actual street racers. The majority of it is the yahoos looking for a good time, speeding from point A to point B."
Nobody street races in done up Civics either. The people that race, are 16 year olds in their parents' BMW. Pretty much no one that puts their own money and work into their car street races, it is ONLY spoiled rich kids.