The Useless East Canada thread!
08-26-2008, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Reality350
The only excuse we have as a country is that our government does not provide enough funding towards our olympic program and its athletes.
08-26-2008, 11:33 AM
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Younger husband and wife are playing golf one day and they come up to tee off down one of the last fairways. Husband warns his wife to shoot strait as there are houses down either side of them. Like you guessed, she slices it and the ball crashes thru a nearby house's window. Feeling bad they go over to say they are sorry and pay for the damage. They knock on the door and a man answers..
Man - You must be the lady that shot thru my window
Woman - Yes we're very sorry and would like to pay you for the damage
Genie - No need at all! See that broken bottle over there? Well, I'm a genie and I've been in that bottle for 400 yrs and you did me a favor by breaking me out of it. In appreciation I'll give you and your husband three wishes.
Woman - Wow that's great! My husband and I have always wanted to have unlimited wealth.
Genie - Think nothing of it. Anytime you go to the bank you'll have unlimited funds.
Woman's husband - Greatly appreciated! We've also always wanted a huge house no matter where we traveled.
Genie - Granted! Everywhere you travel there will be a mansion in your name waiting for you. Your third wish?
The young couple thought for a sec and figured it would be gracious to give the last wish to the genie.
Woman - Since you've done so much for us, we would like to give you the third and final wish.
Genie - Wow really?! Well, I have been in that bottle for 400 yrs and haven't been with a woman for a long time. Mind if my wish is banging your wife?
The young couple thought for a sec and agreed to the request. The woman and genie went upstairs, did the deed and sat in bed for a few cooling down. They started to put their clothes back on when the genie asked the woman a question.
Genie - How old did you say your husband is?
Woman - 32 why?
Genie - 32 years old and he still believes in genies?
Man - You must be the lady that shot thru my window
Woman - Yes we're very sorry and would like to pay you for the damage
Genie - No need at all! See that broken bottle over there? Well, I'm a genie and I've been in that bottle for 400 yrs and you did me a favor by breaking me out of it. In appreciation I'll give you and your husband three wishes.
Woman - Wow that's great! My husband and I have always wanted to have unlimited wealth.
Genie - Think nothing of it. Anytime you go to the bank you'll have unlimited funds.
Woman's husband - Greatly appreciated! We've also always wanted a huge house no matter where we traveled.
Genie - Granted! Everywhere you travel there will be a mansion in your name waiting for you. Your third wish?
The young couple thought for a sec and figured it would be gracious to give the last wish to the genie.
Woman - Since you've done so much for us, we would like to give you the third and final wish.
Genie - Wow really?! Well, I have been in that bottle for 400 yrs and haven't been with a woman for a long time. Mind if my wish is banging your wife?
The young couple thought for a sec and agreed to the request. The woman and genie went upstairs, did the deed and sat in bed for a few cooling down. They started to put their clothes back on when the genie asked the woman a question.
Genie - How old did you say your husband is?
Woman - 32 why?
Genie - 32 years old and he still believes in genies?
08-26-2008, 02:54 PM
Originally Posted by Doba
"us", Polish people say the same thing about the polish national soccer team, always a disappointment.. well if they’re were funded better maybe they would disappoint .. woot
08-27-2008, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by IVRY PRL
Genie - 32 years old and he still believes in genies?
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08-27-2008, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Doba
morning all... ^^ stainless appliances eh.. be a pimp and polish the **** out of them, make it bling bling shiney 
08-27-2008, 07:38 AM
Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
yay to free company bbq today 
if anyone is in the area, free food outside our building.
if anyone is in the area, free food outside our building.
08-27-2008, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by IVRY PRL
Why would he want Polish appliances? I think he needs them to actually work.
