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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 07:20 AM
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There's no such thing as a fully grown 13 year old... I unno what kinda crazy *** growth hormone she'd have to be popping, but sub 16's look like kids. ****, I know a decent amount of 20+ year olds that look like kids.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 07:25 AM
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Isn't it just done with two pictures from a stationary camera on a tripod?
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 07:31 AM
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sure, but if you don't have a 2nd picture w/o the girl, you can use photoshop to cut her out and blend in the gap by cloning the surrounding area.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 07:50 AM
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happy monday y'all!
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
that's some good photoshopping. man, i need to learn how to clone and blend like that
clone stamp is FTW.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 2TH PWR
Isn't it just done with two pictures from a stationary camera on a tripod?
no, if you pay close attention to the pics, you can see the outline of where the girl use to be. Another tell tale sign of photoshop is that the other girls elbow doesn't move.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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I want to run a little survey on this now... Who here thinks jailbait is awesome, and who thinks it's not?
For the purposes of this survey, I'm defining jailbait as all fully developed females between the ages of 16 and 18 (18 inclusive)

We begin, I give one vote for!
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 10:24 AM
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^^ most of my ex's were younger than me, but not in the teens territory, youngest was 3 years. in terms of jailbait, i can understand that some younger girls may act more mature for their age, but i'm not sure if i'd go THAT young
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 11:27 AM
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Whoa, hold the phone! Who said anything about dating?
Personally, I would never date a girl that young, I'd say the line for me is 2nd year uni/college, no HS or froshies. I would definitely like to take some JB for a "joyride" though. Not because of any deeper reason, just another thing to check off on my long list of "bad man" things I want to do before I die.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by IVRY PRL
Whoa, hold the phone! Who said anything about dating?
Personally, I would never date a girl that young, I'd say the line for me is 2nd year uni/college, no HS or froshies. I would definitely like to take some JB for a "joyride" though. Not because of any deeper reason, just another thing to check off on my long list of "bad man" things I want to do before I die.
oh boy, i think we need to change pedobear church to pedobear antonio haha!
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 11:44 AM
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I thought everyone had that list though? It's pretty long for me... just off the top of my head, doing a girl and her mom is on there, hooking up with twins, doing it with a deaf girl (i blame Russel Peters for this one), snorting coke off a hooker's ***, snorting a line (well, curve) of coke in the shape of my home country, joining the mile high club, joining the OTHER mile high club (getting stoned on a plane, thank you Harold & Kumar 2), stealing change from a hobo, siphoning gas from another car (without their permission ofcourse), pretending to be a valet and joyriding someone's car... There's more.. so much more...
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 11:47 AM
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happy 3200 to me

speaking of post whoring, uect has turned back into a regular thread with little to no whoring now.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 11:51 AM
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Indeedy, we've reached a sad state of existence and our dpost/dt has dwindled into nothingness.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 12:44 PM
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When I'm 25, I'm gonna follow the +/- 5 yrs rule.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 12:45 PM
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on a side note, I just found out that my friend's dating a girl 5 years older than him, and they seem to be in a pretty happy and stable relationship. Damn.. the things that happens when you don't see them for 3 months!! He just came back from HK
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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On a less related side note, one of my co workers pronounces the word "pieces" like pee-zha-ss. It reminds me of that old Arnold's Pizza Shop bit where they used a fake Schwarzenegger voice to a rather humorous effect
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Everytime he says it, I think "I am not hia right nau, I'm aut killing pepperoni."
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by 2TH PWR
I nmy experience, the dudes who go for women much younger than them have some sort of personality disorder, includi9ng, but not limited to low self esteem.
Agreed...
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by IVRY PRL
I thought everyone had that list though? It's pretty long for me... just off the top of my head, doing a girl and her mom is on there, hooking up with twins, doing it with a deaf girl (i blame Russel Peters for this one), snorting coke off a hooker's ***, snorting a line (well, curve) of coke in the shape of my home country, joining the mile high club, joining the OTHER mile high club (getting stoned on a plane, thank you Harold & Kumar 2), stealing change from a hobo, siphoning gas from another car (without their permission ofcourse), pretending to be a valet and joyriding someone's car... There's more.. so much more...
You have some serious issues...
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 04:03 AM
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Morning!
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