Hey guys, I know many of you have been waiting for this a while and I apologize for the delay. All PMs have been answered and I'm posting the instructions here as requested. Mods, please stick this thread.

How To Call Sharif

1. Find a telephone.

2. Pick up the phone and listen for a dial tone. If dial tone occurs, proceed to step 3. If no dial tone is heard, go make more money.

3. Press the keypad buttons to dial 1-770-792-0202. If successful, you will hear a new intermittent tone signifying ringing.

4. Now here comes the tricky part. The Sandy will pick up the phone at the Forged Performance, LLC buildling, and will say "Thanks for calling Forged Performance Sandy speaking how can I help you?" She is very friendly, so be polite.

5. Tell her your name and ask to speak with the Sharif. It's important that you have questions ready as to avoid wasting the time of the Forged Performance.

The Sharif will be very friendly. Now all you need to do is send your car the Forged and receive many horsepowers.

 

I need some of the drugs you are on cause he is a busy person at times.

 

What you said doesn't make any sense, since in my write-up I made sure to emphasize the fact that he is busy and his time must not be wasted.

I do NOT want the drugs you are on. You can have some of mine though.

 

 

Towards the end Id always get "he is busy, on the dyno, with a customer"

You are more important than me

 

ahhahaa i'm so busy with work i just don't call him that much. With your goals in the past few years I bet you called a lot.

 

i just leave a message with Sandy, and Sharif calls me back within a day.

 

Come on guys, please stay on topic. This thread is for people who don't know how to call Sharif.

 

LMAO-you cant be serious, we cant stay on topic because this thread is sinking on the failboat...Sharif is well known, the question should be who DOESNT know how to call him.

 

Lol I can't believe you don't know i'm NOT serious... LMAO I didn't know i was playing it off that well... hahahaha

 

If you just start a call out thread on him, he will overnight you parts. No lie.

 

I promise it's not my faultings.

 

Saving face?

 

Alberto, I have no face to save. It's a seemingly wet planting of beefed up jellyfish sensitive areas. I thought you knew that already, so sorry to be insulting about it.

 

Cant you pick up on sarcasm?

 

Dude it's your fault you made that 3rd gear pull vid that made me decide to send my car there, so back off.

Your friend,

Giblets.

 

LOL

<---leaving thread now

 

 

discoooooooooo potaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatoe

 

shouldn't this be on the DIY section?