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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by riceking
walk into a bar w/ my very attractive female friend (whom is like a little sister to me btw) and we sit down to grab a drink and an appetizer
That is a classic line which stands for "Id hit it if I could but havent been able to...."
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:12 AM
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Damn... BUSTED!
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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Watch and Learn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_Rk...elated&search=
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveFunction2ND
wow AMOG like crazy!
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:40 AM
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I usually just pull out the anaconda and say... "if you aren’t packing then you need to start packing, there is no room for your here."

LOL.

I applaud your patience, I would of told that guy to get lost once, then its boot to the head!


You say that girl is a friend, but trust me when I say. If she said "lets go home and break out the slip and slide with some Luke warm baby oil..."
YOU WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT HOT MESS! LOL!
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by umzzz
wow AMOG like crazy!
The look on that dudes face is classic. "Yo is this your friend...du du du...what happened?"
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 09:49 AM
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hahahahaha, another great thread by abui01.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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a. bui did the right thing. no need for violence it doesn't solve anything. it just makes everything worst then it should be.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Alberto
That is a classic line which stands for "Id hit it if I could but havent been able to...."
ShHhh!! Whatever is spoken on the boards... STAYS on the boards

Originally Posted by lek
a. bui did the right thing. no need for violence it doesn't solve anything. it just makes everything worst then it should be.
Yes I agree most men resort to violence in scenarios like these. Like most cases: it works and shoos them away, but it also makes you look bad for seeming insecure about ur girl (assuming it was ur gf) cuz if you were confident about ur relationship with her, you would know that no man on this planet could steal her away, violence is unnecessary. Plus, what would the douche bag remember more? An *** beating he got one night or a mental *** raping making him look like a total tool + having him admit he was a tool about it?
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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or you could have just stood on the table and peed on him. he would NEVER be able to forget that.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ZIABLO
I just take the girl and start dancing. No one can out bboy me!!@#! NO ONE!!!
It's kinda hard to get them to do it with you though.

Great pwnage Ahn.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Alberto
That is a classic line which stands for "Id hit it if I could but havent been able to...."
LMAO... so true.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
It's kinda hard to get girls to dance with me though .

Great pwnage Ahn.

its all good man the Rice king can show you some magic tricks to help you out
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:54 PM
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abui, still waiting pics of ur "lil sis"
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by C5_vette
its all good man the Rice king can show you some magic tricks to help you out
LMAO... dick. I was refering to b-boying.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by chewychew
just curious as to why you were even blowing up his spot.
sounds like mad ****-blocking to me. just my 2 cents

i agree...jus let the man do him...the girl im sure can handle herself. the real story behind this sounds like u got caught up in the "friendzone" with ur "lil sis" so u couldnt boink the chick urself so u cockblock any other guy that tries to do so. just my 2 cents as well.

p.s. i never let a girl pay for me so kudos to u for having ***** to let a chick pay for u i dont feel like a real man unless i grab the tab.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by soleil350z
abui, still waiting pics of ur "lil sis"
i know dude, I'm slaaaackin' on that! Hopefully will have time to spare n post up some pics
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by abui01
i know dude, I'm slaaaackin' on that! Hopefully will have time to spare n post up some pics
This thread is gonna turn into another leg humping thread once you post her pictures.

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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 01:24 PM
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**** blockers FTL.
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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 01:35 PM
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I think you guys are missing the point in this... if you were out with a chick (regardless if it's your wife, g/f, or just a "friend") and some random guy (or someone you know even that doesn't know the status of you and said chick) came up and tried hitting on her, you would just let him do it or would you totally make him look like an *** for at least not making sure it was OK to even try?
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