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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:09 AM
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Ok I don’t want anyone to take this the wrong way I so must clarify myself before I even talk about this subject. I’m a mixed individual myself, I’m half Black, ¼ Puerto Rican and ¼ White; But I’m Asian by heart. I was married to an Asian woman for 8 Years (Filipina) have many Asian ways instilled into just by habit! If any one takes this the wrong way let me know and I will delete the thread. But what I wanted to hear was some of the funniest sayings you’ve heard from your Asian parents who are FOB. Mine would have to be: Turn straight…lol or Close the lights…lol. My Asian people know what I'm talking about!
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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^ LOL! You're 100% right! I don't find it offensive at all (Maybe my parents would :-p).

So I went on a date with a Vietnamese girl a few weeks back. I'm Chinese btw. We got into a conversation about our families. She took a wild guess and asked if my family owns a Chinese restaurant. She was right. I took a wild guess as well and asked if her family owns a nail salon. And of course... I was right!
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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^ dat's some funny isht!

Do you in-laws have a large wooden fork and spoon on the wall?
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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lol ... thats funny as hell !
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:43 AM
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Funny indeed.

BTW: Filipino's/Filipina's = Pacific Islanders not asians
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:45 AM
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I <3 Fobs!!!!

BTW Pinoys/Pinays are pretty much asians
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:45 AM
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That is so true, but a lot of people dont know the difference. You and I do but the general population doesn't !
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:51 AM
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At least you know to call us asian's and not "oriental's".


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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by NX2KDET
I <3 Fobs!!!!

BTW Pinoys/Pinays are pretty much asians
Looks yes for the most part, but No. FOB's are funny mang, I have tito's and tita's I know.
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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i am a viet FOB 4life . lols
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I am proud to tell you all my Chinese name is Hung Lo. FOB FTW!
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 09:06 AM
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Im a mut my self but I love the Asian community ... All I hang out with is Asians!
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^We love you to
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my gf is asian... white guy stealing your women!
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Originally Posted by runz
my gf is asian... white guy stealing your women!
one of my ex gfs is white....so does that mean i had a hostage for a while
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^ 2 post above. mmmmm.... Military men on work (invading another asian country ftl).

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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 03:57 PM
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LOL! damn I have to workout right not, but will make my contribution to this thread haha
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by runz
my gf is asian... white guy stealing your women!
just the ugly ones (this may not include your girl but you must post pic of her for us asians to judge)

Originally Posted by CEO350Z
one of my ex gfs is white....so does that mean i had a hostage for a while
no white girls like asian guys cuz we dont do dutch pay

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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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FOB ftw ^.^ look at my sn!!!
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Originally Posted by runz
my gf is asian... white guy stealing your women!
She just wants you for her green card alright J/K.
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