Ok, so I think I have a good idea.... even I'm amazed guys!

I am going to start this thread and everyone can post something that really just erks your nerves. Or if theres anything you'd like to get off you chest at all do it here but keep it clean and fun, remember to respect other members.

Did a waiter **** you off?
Road rage?
got to work and the dog is still outside?
Grammar?
Caps lock?

what pushes your buttons? let it go!!!

Example:

a pet peeve of mine is stupid people, like at work.

Incoming phone call:
I answer, do my schpiel

caller: is so and so there
me: No he does not work at this location
caller: can you transfer me to his extention?
me: ....ummm he doesn't work within this facility would you like his number
caller: I don't understand, I have a reciept here with his name
me: what is your invoice number
caller: blah blah blah blaaaahhh

*pause*

me: ok sir, this ticket wasd written in Beltsville, I am in Aberdeen (thats why I answer and say my name/ location, etc.)
caller: this isn't Beltsville? (waht did I just say Mother F'er!)
me: No sir, would you like the number
caller: No I'd like you to transfer me please
me: I'm dead, suicide, can't take it anymore!

 

My pet peeve is Universal Fit Air splitters.

 

Midget hookers that say they are females.

 

Oh you stop it your bad! Both of you!

LMAO, diffrent strokes for diffrent folks

 

honestly I dont know what really gets me but theres one thing I really really do hate.

Just mass amounts of dots. Could be bunch of ants on the ground, lots and lots of small polka dots, and such.
I think theres a phobia for this but I forgot what it was called. Dotphobia??

I think its just very disgusting and reminds me of this lady I saw with herpes on her lips. Like FULL out NASTY Herpes. No cold sores. The dirty dirty sexual ones.

 

DUDE, I just puked a little...

get some good herbs and connect the dots man, it's all good

 

Midgets LIE

 

People who take the elevator 1 floor and have both legs.

 

maybe they have a bad back? If theres an elevator open vs open stairs, I choose the elevator.

 

Obviously that would be a good excuse. But when I stop on 2 to pick up someone to go to 1 when the stairs are right f-in there.

 

People who sees you waiting at a bus stop and asks you if the bus came yet...

(Of course it came, I just waited to let you know it came... Ok bye now)

 

Can't believe you guys live in MD/DC/VA and nobody said tail gaters yet!

 

You know what really grinds my gears?

The security lady who buzzes me in every morning. All she has to do is press a button to unlock the door, the most simple job EVER, but she can't seem to get that right. The whole office hates her for it and I think she was fired because she hasn't been around for about a week now.

Oh, and college bitches.

 

What really burns me is people who bash on others on the internet while hiding behind the keyboard.

 

Anything and everything that deals with Fairfax Judicial system

 

lifted redneck a$$ trucks running their mouth and trying to run any import they see

 

This little hair that keeps poppin out my face on 1 spot

 

How about parking garages?? I paid $33 to park yesterday for the Baltimore auto show. If it wasn't bad enough to raise the rate to $15 for a "special event" they now have pre-pay systems in place. you put your original ticket you get at the gate into a macine pay the fee and you get a reciept. Well NO WHERE does it say wait for the original ticket the machine just ate, to come back out. It was crowded, windy as **** (35+ mph) and cold! I was trying to get the hell out of there.

So we get to the gate in the car leaving the show after a nice time with my GF. Now this is a TOTAL F'N joke! instead of having a cashier they actually pay someone to stand there and take your ticket, put it in the machine, and press the button for you to raise the gate. Problem.... I don't have the "correct ticket" since I am not a Fudging parking garage expert!!! The places I go downtown, I park in "my spots" or on the street.

So after going round and round and even calling the City police since they would not let me leave the garage and there was too much traffic to just go under the gate. Which I usually do... (I have broken three gates in garages LOL) I ended up in the parking garage office watching a tape of me pay for the ticket, and best part!! taking the receipt, then someone after me taking my ticket and getting free parking!!! WTF so I had to pay $18 lost ticket fee!!! $33 to park, absolutely ridicculous.

 

People who fart in the elevator when only the 2 of you are in the elevator, then they look at you like you craPPed your pants!!!!