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07-05-2008, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
And to top it all off, a stop-animation version of this entire thread!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riJa-...&feature=email
Ahn, you made this video didnt you?!
07-05-2008, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Blkout350Z
and i still dont kno when or where RACE WARS is at?
im trying to go legit homie... ever heard of the NIRA circuit?
07-06-2008, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Blkout350Z
these are things i hope to learn more about dont kno whats done or what it is
How could I have missed this thread
....This poor guy just finished watching all three movies from his couch, then made a decision to make his dreams a reality
...He came to the wrong place to start...
07-07-2008, 07:39 AM
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off topic to the offtopicness..but this is funny...
Then the fight started.....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
************************************************************ ************
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ' That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me ' and she processed my Social Security applic ation.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
************************************************************ ***********
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
************************************
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
Then the fight started.....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
************************************************************ ************
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ' That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me ' and she processed my Social Security applic ation.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
************************************************************ ***********
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
************************************
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
07-07-2008, 07:48 AM
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
07-07-2008, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by .steeeeZ33.
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
:icon18 shinny reminds me of a dwarf... more of a oompa loompa to me. Any other opinions on this?
07-07-2008, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Blkout350Z
and i still dont kno when or where RACE WARS is at?
its in the desert next month.....
details will be revealed soon...
07-07-2008, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pun1sh3RZ
and from the looks of it Corey your wife had it out for you throughout that post haha fighting ftl bro
lol
I got that from a female friend in my yahoo email...lol
she always has good one.
I vote for someone to start a joke MidA thread... FTW!
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