Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer from 24
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Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer from 24
So one of my co-workers brought up a " who would win" scenerio he says Jack Bauer. I figured this would bring some interesting thoughts.
I say Jack Bauer is a nugget on Chuck Norris' turd.
thoughts....
I say Jack Bauer is a nugget on Chuck Norris' turd.
thoughts....
Chuck except when he fought bruce lee. He wasnt at top form that day. Of course he was fighting Bruce Lee.
Mid A threadz are a bit dull today (no offense OP it was just a general statement)
Mid A threadz are a bit dull today (no offense OP it was just a general statement)
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Norris if the fight was on Walker Texas Weenie or Jack if on 24.
No question, Chuck since Keefer is an actor and always was an actor but Chuck was a pro fighter (I think) before he was an "actor". However, Jack is a Bad Man on 24 at least.
No question, Chuck since Keefer is an actor and always was an actor but Chuck was a pro fighter (I think) before he was an "actor". However, Jack is a Bad Man on 24 at least.
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Chuck has only lost once
Chuck norris has only lost once. He lost to Mr. T in a game of checkers.
As a result he invented racism.
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As a result he invented racism.
chuck norris is capable of delivering a roundhouse kick over TCP/ip, so be careful in this forum, you might end up dead.
Another well known fact is that chuck norris secretly sleeps with everyone woman in the world once a month. As a result they bleed for 4 days.
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Let's review this real quick: Jack Bauer has a gay clock always counting down to seemingly nothing. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...
I'd say Chuck-1----Jack-0
I'd say Chuck-1----Jack-0
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can light a candle underwater.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.
Jesus asks himself, "What Would Chuck Norris Do?"
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can light a candle underwater.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.
Jesus asks himself, "What Would Chuck Norris Do?"
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.