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nah thats Rosco's Chicken & Trout, and they bulldozed it last week
i dont know if they are re-building it bigger & better, or maybe someone else bought the property and is re-developing it.
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WHEELS ORDERED!
Wheels are being shipped to Ptuning...I'm using my old tires from my wheels now to get put onto those new ones.. then getting an alignment.
Since i have to get rid of my ichiba spacers, along with the wheels... i'm gonna let my wheels go for 500 including spacers.. i think that's fair.....so if yall know anyone...
when i get them off and cleaned up, i'mma put them up for sale..
Wheels are being shipped to Ptuning...I'm using my old tires from my wheels now to get put onto those new ones.. then getting an alignment.
Since i have to get rid of my ichiba spacers, along with the wheels... i'm gonna let my wheels go for 500 including spacers.. i think that's fair.....so if yall know anyone...
when i get them off and cleaned up, i'mma put them up for sale..
07-19-2010, 12:41 PM
WHEELS ORDERED!
Wheels are being shipped to Ptuning...I'm using my old tires from my wheels now to get put onto those new ones.. then getting an alignment.
Since i have to get rid of my ichiba spacers, along with the wheels... i'm gonna let my wheels go for 500 including spacers.. i think that's fair.....so if yall know anyone...
when i get them off and cleaned up, i'mma put them up for sale..
Wheels are being shipped to Ptuning...I'm using my old tires from my wheels now to get put onto those new ones.. then getting an alignment.
Since i have to get rid of my ichiba spacers, along with the wheels... i'm gonna let my wheels go for 500 including spacers.. i think that's fair.....so if yall know anyone...
when i get them off and cleaned up, i'mma put them up for sale..
EDIT:
Nevermind saw those wheels on the previous page! Good stuff!
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Chen!!! Who is this Michelle H. chick? And why have you not brought this eye candy to any Z meets?
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There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get
slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the
blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ***?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
massive problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the
blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ***?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
massive problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
07-19-2010, 01:23 PM
Now lets move onto the black and Jew jokes?
What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?
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Jews/......
Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.
What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jewce(juice)
When’s the only time you wink and smile at a ******?
Through the scope.
What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn ****** ****** ******, runnnn ****** ****** ******
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.
Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A ****ing know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!
Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.
First Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I'm going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.
Hitler stands in front of a cannon with some jews. He tells the first one: Spread your arms and jump into the cannon! The jew
jumps and dies. Then he tells the second one: Touch your toes with your hands and jump into the canon! The jew jumps and
dies, too. He tells the third one: Put your arms in the air and jump into the canon! Suddenly, Hitlers mother appears, yelling at
him: Adolf, stop playing tetris with those jews!!!
At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!
Two ***** meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.
What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up .
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead,
he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched
back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren't screwing around."
Why are Synagogue's circular?
So the jews cant hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around!
A chinaman and a jew are drinking at a bar when the jew gets nasty. "You mother****ers ought to be ashamed of yourselves
for Pearl Harbor. Sneaky little *****, bombing all of those innocent sailors, **** you." The ***** replied, "Hey! Wait a minute,
that wasn't us! I'm Chinese. Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese." The jew said, "Ahh, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" So the ***** says, "Well, what about your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women and children, I should **** you up right here." The kike exclaimed, "What the hell are you
yapping about? Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it hit an iceberg, you jackass!" The ***** said, "Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg, what's
the difference?"
An old jew ***** was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge wave came up and washed the little boy out to
sea. The old woman shook her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only grandson. Finally God
couldn't stand the irritating ***** anymore and he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her feet.
After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and shrieked, "He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!"
Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.
What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jewce(juice)
When’s the only time you wink and smile at a ******?
Through the scope.
What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn ****** ****** ******, runnnn ****** ****** ******
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.
Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A ****ing know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!
Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.
First Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I'm going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.
Hitler stands in front of a cannon with some jews. He tells the first one: Spread your arms and jump into the cannon! The jew
jumps and dies. Then he tells the second one: Touch your toes with your hands and jump into the canon! The jew jumps and
dies, too. He tells the third one: Put your arms in the air and jump into the canon! Suddenly, Hitlers mother appears, yelling at
him: Adolf, stop playing tetris with those jews!!!
At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!
Two ***** meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.
What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up .
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead,
he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched
back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren't screwing around."
Why are Synagogue's circular?
So the jews cant hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around!
A chinaman and a jew are drinking at a bar when the jew gets nasty. "You mother****ers ought to be ashamed of yourselves
for Pearl Harbor. Sneaky little *****, bombing all of those innocent sailors, **** you." The ***** replied, "Hey! Wait a minute,
that wasn't us! I'm Chinese. Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese." The jew said, "Ahh, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" So the ***** says, "Well, what about your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women and children, I should **** you up right here." The kike exclaimed, "What the hell are you
yapping about? Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it hit an iceberg, you jackass!" The ***** said, "Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg, what's
the difference?"
An old jew ***** was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge wave came up and washed the little boy out to
sea. The old woman shook her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only grandson. Finally God
couldn't stand the irritating ***** anymore and he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her feet.
After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and shrieked, "He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!"
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Who sponsors a mexican race car driver? Spic and Span!!!!!
There are three people at a bar. One is Mexican, one is Iraqi and the other is American. The Mexican gets a beer drinks it then he throws the glass in the air takes out his pistol and shoots it to pieces. He says in Mexico glass is so cheap we do not need to drink out of same glass twice. Then the Iraqi gets a beer and drinks it. He also throws it in the air and takes out his AK47 and shoots it to pieces. He says in Iraq we have so much sand that we too do not need to drink out of same glass twice. Then the American gets a beer and drinks it and throws the glass up. He then shoots the Mexican and Iraqi and catches the glass and says, "In America we have so many illegal immigrants that we dont need to drink with the same ones twice.
How are a mexican (or spic) and a cue ball alike?
The harder you hit it, the more english you get out of it.
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff!
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill!
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!!
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!
A mexican and a ****** are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
What do you call a spick with too much hair jell?
A jellybean!
How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You don't know, GOOD!
What do get when you cross a Spic and a gook?
A car thief who can't drive
What do you call a Mexican with long hair?
An Indian!
Why do Hispanic women hate Swans?
Because they're White, They're Beautiful, and They usually know who the fathers of their children are!
How do you start a riot in mexico?
Roll a Quarter down the street.
How do you find the richest beaner in mexico?
Find out who go the quarter!
There are three people at a bar. One is Mexican, one is Iraqi and the other is American. The Mexican gets a beer drinks it then he throws the glass in the air takes out his pistol and shoots it to pieces. He says in Mexico glass is so cheap we do not need to drink out of same glass twice. Then the Iraqi gets a beer and drinks it. He also throws it in the air and takes out his AK47 and shoots it to pieces. He says in Iraq we have so much sand that we too do not need to drink out of same glass twice. Then the American gets a beer and drinks it and throws the glass up. He then shoots the Mexican and Iraqi and catches the glass and says, "In America we have so many illegal immigrants that we dont need to drink with the same ones twice.
How are a mexican (or spic) and a cue ball alike?
The harder you hit it, the more english you get out of it.
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff!
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill!
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!!
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!
A mexican and a ****** are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
What do you call a spick with too much hair jell?
A jellybean!
How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You don't know, GOOD!
What do get when you cross a Spic and a gook?
A car thief who can't drive
What do you call a Mexican with long hair?
An Indian!
Why do Hispanic women hate Swans?
Because they're White, They're Beautiful, and They usually know who the fathers of their children are!
How do you start a riot in mexico?
Roll a Quarter down the street.
How do you find the richest beaner in mexico?
Find out who go the quarter!
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Happy Easter!
The Homeland Security Department reports that a successful anti-terrorism strike force has halted a white supremacist terrorist attempt to subvert the little children of America. The perpetrator was armed with dozens
of deadly camouflaged grenades, prompting a fresh Administration demand for stricter gun control laws and a clampdown on citizen militia groups that meet regularly on Sundays in public anti-government buildings known
as churches. Many terrorists are known as Christians, espousing known subversive and anti-government credos. Further investigations are planned with a number of arrests of White supremacist and Christian leaders likely...
A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to
stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it
was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was
a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter
in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a
widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library
of President George W. Bush.
The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The Homeland Security Department reports that a successful anti-terrorism strike force has halted a white supremacist terrorist attempt to subvert the little children of America. The perpetrator was armed with dozens
of deadly camouflaged grenades, prompting a fresh Administration demand for stricter gun control laws and a clampdown on citizen militia groups that meet regularly on Sundays in public anti-government buildings known
as churches. Many terrorists are known as Christians, espousing known subversive and anti-government credos. Further investigations are planned with a number of arrests of White supremacist and Christian leaders likely...
A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to
stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it
was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was
a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter
in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a
widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library
of President George W. Bush.
The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
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WOOOOaaaaaahhhh dude! I never got a text from you. I do remember you asking me about it when I returned the wheels to you, and I'm almost sure that mark was there when I put the wheels on my car originally. And I even said that to you when I dropped the wheels off with you. It's the same spoke that has the weird hairline crack and weird scuff mark on it. I don't really remember exactly when I was putting them on because I wasn't paying attention to them. I REALLY DO appreciate the fact that you lent them to me for free for so long, and extended my usage. I don't appreciate the fact that you went and name-bashed me on here before trying to talk to me again (after sending one text, that I didn't even get anyway).
I will gladly come pick up that wheel and repair the rash to the best of my ability. Or repair you monetarily, just to be a good sport about it. But I'm still under the impression that the rim already had a little damage to it when they were put on the car. The rash that I remember seeing is honestly not that bad. Hardly even noticeable actually. The flap/gash on the tire could probably just be cut off. Let me know how you'd like me to take care of it.
As for being an untrustworthy person, that's false to say. I help A LOT of people out in the Mid-A and I'm not as big a jerk as some of the *** clowns around this forum. I help people out with installs, lending parts, offering service, and I'm usually pretty liberal when it comes to giving help. Let's start with you Mike:
I loaned you my stickypod for the PhillA Cheesesteak run, back in....??? March? I believe you still have that in your possession. Sure I don't really need it, and that's why I don't mind letting you borrow it in the meantime. But I paid ~80 bucks for that tool, and still hope I get it back. I also never mind giving rides to people, ie: 350z Fan1, Woodrow, Joy_Ride, and plenty of other folks around the area who don't even drive z's. I gladly help people do installs on their cars, for FREE. In fact, in some cases I've actually done the complete install with no help from the person I'm doing it for.
I've installed JGrizzle's true duals for free when he bought them from me. What kind of shop have you ever been to where you bought a part from the owner and then got free installation of it??? I installed Barnabas' true dual HKS when he asked me to help him out. No prob! I installed Woodrow's testpipes. Helped plenty of other people (even non Z owner/drivers) with suspension and etc installation. Woodrow is in fact riding on my TEIN S-Techs right now. Never charged him a thing for them, just he paid some tolls for me on a cruise in return. I've taken plenty of photography and video for people that normally folks would have to pay out the *** for. And I'm sure I've done countless other good deeds, that usually go unpaid, unrecognized and unappreciated.
But don't sit there and try to call me out and say I'm a bad person dude. I'm just another guy who is into cars and likes helping his fellow car friends out. I'm sorry about your wheel. But let me know what you want me to do bro. I'm not trying to burn a bridge here.
I will gladly come pick up that wheel and repair the rash to the best of my ability. Or repair you monetarily, just to be a good sport about it. But I'm still under the impression that the rim already had a little damage to it when they were put on the car. The rash that I remember seeing is honestly not that bad. Hardly even noticeable actually. The flap/gash on the tire could probably just be cut off. Let me know how you'd like me to take care of it.
As for being an untrustworthy person, that's false to say. I help A LOT of people out in the Mid-A and I'm not as big a jerk as some of the *** clowns around this forum. I help people out with installs, lending parts, offering service, and I'm usually pretty liberal when it comes to giving help. Let's start with you Mike:
I loaned you my stickypod for the PhillA Cheesesteak run, back in....??? March? I believe you still have that in your possession. Sure I don't really need it, and that's why I don't mind letting you borrow it in the meantime. But I paid ~80 bucks for that tool, and still hope I get it back. I also never mind giving rides to people, ie: 350z Fan1, Woodrow, Joy_Ride, and plenty of other folks around the area who don't even drive z's. I gladly help people do installs on their cars, for FREE. In fact, in some cases I've actually done the complete install with no help from the person I'm doing it for.
I've installed JGrizzle's true duals for free when he bought them from me. What kind of shop have you ever been to where you bought a part from the owner and then got free installation of it??? I installed Barnabas' true dual HKS when he asked me to help him out. No prob! I installed Woodrow's testpipes. Helped plenty of other people (even non Z owner/drivers) with suspension and etc installation. Woodrow is in fact riding on my TEIN S-Techs right now. Never charged him a thing for them, just he paid some tolls for me on a cruise in return. I've taken plenty of photography and video for people that normally folks would have to pay out the *** for. And I'm sure I've done countless other good deeds, that usually go unpaid, unrecognized and unappreciated.
But don't sit there and try to call me out and say I'm a bad person dude. I'm just another guy who is into cars and likes helping his fellow car friends out. I'm sorry about your wheel. But let me know what you want me to do bro. I'm not trying to burn a bridge here.
Paul--
you're my brotha...guarantee'd no fam of mine is shady
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ahhaa yeaa... some are pretty funny though but yea pretty racey. Thats why I wanted to let people who dont know me know I am not racist at all... I have ton of black jokes but some are ummm out there lol