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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Shin Beats
I don't even gotta get up, show off my muscles and flex. Don't gotta act like a monkey, and beat on my chest.
Cause everybody already knows that I'm the best, I fried you in 2010, and now I'm going to do it again.
You keep coming at me, you must like pain. In 2012, it's gonna be all the same.
I'm still Shin Beats, and believe it, I'm still me, and I'm still number 1 when it comes to this beef.

.......

Dog look, your rhymes are nice, I'll even say it's cool. But for you to come at me like that, you must be a fool.
You call yourself a rebel, call yourself genius. Man, the only talent you got is to deepthroat a *****.
You're like an annoying bug, keep buzzing, such a bother. Bout to smash this n!gga underneath my fly swatter.
Exterminate this *****, like he's a big maggot. The pistol will sit you in an urn or a casket.

HAHa you try to fire back at me using the same rhymes as I
PS don't you know maggot comes before the fly?
and you're the F@ggot that **** before the Guy!
dude why even try?
put up the white flag after you wipe the jizz off your lips
the only way you get laid is from a bag of chips
get it? "LAYS" had to point that out in case you didn't catch it
Your brain is like an egg that didnt hatch yet
I hope that you don't try to pursue rap as a profession
You would be bankrupt, and your 1 pair of shoes would get a repossession
Bank would put them up for an auction
with a sign that says " shoes smells like ****, proceed with caution"
but D@mn look at your toes!
so much corn and dirt, your feet got natural soles
Keep on trying man, you'll graduate from the university of trolls!
I'm spitting novels at you quality Pulitzer prize winning material
Yet your replies are like the cartoons on the back of a box of cereal
Hold up, your boss hit me up out of enjoyment!!!
said "great news goof! shin called out of work, he can finally lose his employment!"
Come on man! someone gotta work those hours!
You have so much time on your hands, shoot, you always skip your showers!
Keep the job, stay responsible, pay the bills
that way one day, you can get some FI and get it tuned at HILL's
Ill ignore that you think you smoked me in 2010
admit i won and ill accept your request as a friend
otherwise ill keep hitting u, and you'll keep on bruising.
I dunno why i try, you cant win against a dude who don't know he's losing
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 02:27 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 02:28 PM
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BWUAHAHAH, Goof is on right now....very entertaining..
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by atomicgoofball
HAHa you try to fire back at me using the same rhymes as I
PS don't you know maggot comes before the fly?
and you're the F@ggot that **** before the Guy!
dude why even try?
put up the white flag after you wipe the jizz off your lips
the only way you get laid is from a bag of chips
get it? "LAYS" had to point that out in case you didn't catch it
Your brain is like an egg that didnt hatch yet
I hope that you don't try to pursue rap as a profession
You would be bankrupt, and your 1 pair of shoes would get a repossession
Bank would put them up for an auction
with a sign that says " shoes smells like ****, proceed with caution"
but D@mn look at your toes!
so much corn and dirt, your feet got natural soles
Keep on trying man, you'll graduate from the university of trolls!
I'm spitting novels at you quality Pulitzer prize winning material
Yet your replies are like the cartoons on the back of a box of cereal
Hold up, your boss hit me up out of enjoyment!!!
said "great news goof! shin called out of work, he can finally lose his employment!"
Come on man! someone gotta work those hours!
You have so much time on your hands, shoot, you always skip your showers!
Keep the job, stay responsible, pay the bills
that way one day, you can get some FI and get it tuned at HILL's
Ill ignore that you think you smoked me in 2010
admit i won and ill accept your request as a friend
otherwise ill keep hitting u, and you'll keep on bruising.
I dunno why i try, you cant win against a dude who don't know he's losing
Must have a friend, or a ghostwriter, writing your lines. No way you got so nice in just two years time.
But it don't matter who you know, or who your with. They can all learn that this ***** Shin is the shyt.
You wanna talk about my shoes? Shoe jokes are so old. You living in the past, that story's been told.
That goofball brain can't process nothing different, keep talking about sneakers that I'm no longer rocking.
You're embarrassing yourself, man, you need to just stop it, before the keys to your car end up in my pocket.
Goof mad, losing his cool, he's about to flip. I can make you disappear, like a magic trick.
Might end up in jail, but I'll take the risk. So what you got FI, you don't track your whip.
So before you talk about FI, take it to the strip. Then you can show me how fast you are on your time slip.
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Shin Beats
Must have a friend, or a ghostwriter, writing your lines. No way you got so nice in just two years time.
But it don't matter who you know, or who your with. They can all learn that this ***** Shin is the shyt.
You wanna talk about my shoes? Shoe jokes are so old. You living in the past, that story's been told.
That goofball brain can't process nothing different, keep talking about sneakers that I'm no longer rocking.
You're embarrassing yourself, man, you need to just stop it, before the keys to your car end up in my pocket.
Goof mad, losing his cool, he's about to flip. I can make you disappear, like a magic trick.
Might end up in jail, but I'll take the risk. So what you got FI, you don't track your whip.
So before you talk about FI, take it to the strip. Then you can show me how fast you are on your time slip.
why don't you go back re-read this thread and re-live how bad i burned you in here
Am i scaring you now? I can smell your fear
about time you replied to me, it only took a year
had to dig through your notes to get ready to gear
Embarrassing myself? more like i made myself look like a king to you
spanked you so bad your mommy gotta sing to you
my poopoo is like BLING to you
mr chubby fingers a hula hoop is a RING to you
I don't need a ghost writer cuz im here and im alive
Smoked you all day long with my posts, how many times? I counted about five.
I cant help it if im spiritual
My bars are supernatural
I bash you on and on
History channel will document it like it's a phenomenon
My writing hits so hard even your eyes can hear
magic trick? only one you know is how to make a dick disappear
Im smoking you dawg, and it's CRYSTAL clear
Stuck dynamite under you and blew you into the atmosphere
You upset about me talking about the shoes you no longer rock
My bad man i forgot that now you too poor to afford a sock
Im untouchable man! u been sniffin too much exhaust vapor
What do we expect, from a guy who's shoes are made from toilet paper
U tried to make them look real by drawing the laces with a marker
The ink bled through making the top of your feet darker
you a hob goblin son! and im peter parker
my car is STILL faster than yours even when i park her
BLA BLA BLA go on talk about how you'll kill me and go to jail
it will take you forever to reply, so ill watch the rust on this nail
growing and spreading
i know where this is heading
ima a nightmare for you, in the morning you'll change your bedding.
Just like your tracks times man, keep on trying and maybe u will succeed
I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN but u already lost, im sure mid-a will agree.
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 03:33 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by atomicgoofball
why don't you go back re-read this thread and re-live how bad i burned you in here
Am i scaring you now? I can smell your fear
about time you replied to me, it only took a year
had to dig through your notes to get ready to gear
Embarrassing myself? more like i made myself look like a king to you
spanked you so bad your mommy gotta sing to you
my poopoo is like BLING to you
mr chubby fingers a hula hoop is a RING to you
I don't need a ghost writer cuz im here and im alive
Smoked you all day long with my posts, how many times? I counted about five.
I cant help it if im spiritual
My bars are supernatural
I bash you on and on
History channel will document it like it's a phenomenon
My writing hits so hard even your eyes can hear
magic trick? only one you know is how to make a dick disappear
Im smoking you dawg, and it's CRYSTAL clear
Stuck dynamite under you and blew you into the atmosphere
You upset about me talking about the shoes you no longer rock
My bad man i forgot that now you too poor to afford a sock
Im untouchable man! u been sniffin too much exhaust vapor
What do we expect, from a guy who's shoes are made from toilet paper
U tried to make them look real by drawing the laces with a marker
The ink bled through making the top of your feet darker
you a hob goblin son! and im peter parker
my car is STILL faster than yours even when i park her
BLA BLA BLA go on talk about how you'll kill me and go to jail
it will take you forever to reply, so ill watch the rust on this nail
growing and spreading
i know where this is heading
ima a nightmare for you, in the morning you'll change your bedding.
Just like your tracks times man, keep on trying and maybe u will succeed
I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN but u already lost, im sure mid-a will agree.
Yo ZS14, why don't you get off my dick, you insignificant little piece of Mexican shyt.
How about instead of coming at Shin, talking shyt, you go get that MOLESTED Z car fixed.
OH WAIT, it's beyond repair, it's totally fcked. I saw your girl on throated.com, what a *** loving ****.
I know about her, her stage name is Iluv Tusuck. Maybe I should give her a grand so I can Put It In Her Butt.
You say the theives got to your car, but I think you're making false statement. Insurance fraud cause this fag couldn't afford his Z payment.

Goof..
I've reread this thread, a couple of times, and I can tell that you haven't posted any of your actual lines.
I'm TELLING YOU GUYS, he's got some paid lyrical muscle. Back in the day, this cat Goof could never tussle.
Now he coming at me, I feel against the ropes. Am I down for the count? Nah, Shin'll never choke.
I don't never quit, I keep coming back for more. You might've won this battle, but won't win this war...

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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 04:08 PM
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LMFAO at the Shin reply to ZS!!

Entertainment level getting higher...
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 04:26 PM
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This thread is hilarious.
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 04:30 PM
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Yo shin your life is whack you suck in this thread even though you are black
You come in in here flexing your nuts when my year old son has a bigger wee-wee than you're pee-pee
You're Z is garbage I don't think the junk yard would even try to salvage
You are the new green mile the whole mid-A can show you that file
If I were you I would stop because your nothing but a flop
You are a social fail and would be better off in jail
So you can be some ones b!tch like the mid-A has said
You were banned for nut swinging from OG to OG I'm surprised you don't have HIV
Talking bout girls which I'm sure you don't get so don't come in here talking shiet
You are the black yeti if you pop will their be confetti?
I wonder if you just act stupid or the rat wheel isn't turning but after reading this you will be mourning



TA-DA ****!!!!
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ZS14
agree.
Keep playing with this snake, it was bound to happen eventually. Chalk this one up as the ownage of this century.
I'll make it fcking clear, I don't fck with you, hombré. I speak your language in hopes that you will comprendé.
So Esé, shut the **** up, before I have to shut you up. Pay your car note so this one doesn't end up on the dolly of a truck.
You broke fck...look, perro, you not even worthy of living. You a poor excuse for human, and usually i'm forgiving.
But fck you, I hope your next car gets 'jacked' too. If I ever see you at any type of meet, I'll **** back and slap you.
Then slap your wifey, I usually don't hit the women. BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, so the rules, I can bend them.
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F5!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Shin Beats
Yo ZS14, why don't you get off my dick, you insignificant little piece of Mexican shyt.
How about instead of coming at Shin, talking shyt, you go get that MOLESTED Z car fixed.
OH WAIT, it's beyond repair, it's totally fcked. I saw your girl on throated.com, what a *** loving ****.
I know about her, her stage name is Iluv Tusuck. Maybe I should give her a grand so I can Put It In Her Butt.
You say the theives got to your car, but I think you're making false statement. Insurance fraud cause this fag couldn't afford his Z payment.

Goof..
I've reread this thread, a couple of times, and I can tell that you haven't posted any of your actual lines.
I'm TELLING YOU GUYS, he's got some paid lyrical muscle. Back in the day, this cat Goof could never tussle.
Now he coming at me, I feel against the ropes. Am I down for the count? Nah, Shin'll never choke.
I don't never quit, I keep coming back for more. You might've won this battle, but won't win this war...
I dont need to hire muscle cuz i can hold my own weight
You already choking when i put this beef on your plate
It's ok cower up in the corner and think i'm not the real goof spitting at you
whereas here i am typing away from inside my cubicle
I never tussle? i started this thread
I brought my gun to a knife fight son, and your blood has been shed
On the ropes? i got you in the cage
heavy weight fight i got that overeem RAGE
strike you down
hit the ground
you're the dog no one wants at the pound
you the big stinky pooch
the one who eat's his own poop
your defense is lame, you're just a replica
i wouldnt be surprised if u had Z lights on a celica
posing to be something hard but your not
imposter on the thread, i smoked u at a bar, i guess u forgot
dawg, You a SHASTA and im a COKE
im real deal **** man, got u in that rear naked choke.
You keep struggling, but your weight is against you
so bottom heavy, king kong couldn't bench you
You look like a walnut with tree trunk legs
at the homeless shelter you sleep on three bunk beds
so stupid you're a PRE FLUNKED SPED
You replied to me with 3- 4bars? come on
that's why you the president of "I'm G@Y dot com"
might as well prance around tossing around a baton
and practicing fair jumps on your lawn
get off the computer, get your allowance and do your chores
maybe ill leave you alone now, cuz with you there WAS NO WAR.
this is a charity, and im giving goods to YOU...the poor.
your paychecks are under a dollar like the dollar store
Bro im a raging lion with laser beam eyes
the only puss'y you seen is when you came from your mama's thighs
You try to come on here make friends, but with me they will BETRAY YOU
THIS is the neverending story son, and I AM ATREYU!
you can be the stupid dude who rides the bat
but that would be animal abuse, cuz it wouldnt be able to lift your fat
dont try to battle me if you can't dance with the devil
when it comes to bosses, IM ON THE FINAL LEVEL.
i am xbox 360, ps3, wii combined, you know what i mean?
While you stupid a$$ is trying to put pennies in an arcade machine.
Give up now, we can call it truce
otherwise ill break you, like BANE DID BRUCE.
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Look here shin whacks I can make you a chicken shack with my stacks
You raise you're hand and you will feel the back of mine coming across your face
But I think you're lips will absorb the smack
Now I know why the mid-a wanted you around lethal lips
You are nothing here and won't last very long got that clear
You can visit you're home boys on da corna ya naaw I meen
You must be a crack Fien
Will you blow for some blow
Because with them DSL' s you could make a killing
Then da ho famlee wil bee filling
That YouTube page is a waste you need to deleteit for some space
People with talent not failures like dem beats
I don't know how you havent starved and ain't livin on da streetz
I would rather be deaf than to listen to that
With you're garbage titles and disgusting styles
Just hit delete on all them worthless files
I know MLK said he had a Dream
But that didn't get him too far and neither will you
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Old Jan 23, 2012 | 08:07 PM
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I gotta say Goofball's last rhyme was sick based on all the references alone!! The context made it even better, well played sir...

< still entertained (Shasta reference = hilarious )
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You punk *** kids better settle down
Your toy rhymes are silly just like a clown

Goof parks so hard, sitting lime green
you cross dressing bro, and shin is the queen

Maybe you kids should go back to school and learn something
Instead of hearing this crap id rather listen to nothing

bout to take my belt off and whoop some ***
We should start a fundraiser to keep shin from digging through trash

So goof is nerd and hes a geek
Silence is golden, bi tch I allow you to speak

Think your fancy with your nrg seats
Your chett its pathetic, and so is shin beats

yeah you play nintendo and you think your hott chett
You worse than a midget fa ggot who just lost a bet

ZS14 you're all bark
Watch out for this guy, he'll steel your wheels when you park

No one wants your fenders, give it up homie, you're a disgrace,
I'm secretly waiting on your parts to end up on the market place

Dissing shins shoes.that chett so old
Your car ain't been driving and its growing mold

How old you bro, you must be a teen
You as retreated as a gay penguin with a punctured spleen

But I'm gonna leave him alone til he to grows up,
Swallow these words, you use to like when your boyfriend nuts

Shin I ain't through with you yet
I feel bad for you so I'll write you a check

Don't spend it all on candy that sh it still get you hyper
can't decide whether who's smellier you or goofballs diaper

You here for try outs to a lesbian cheerleading team
I hear shin takes a 12' **** with a bucket load of whip cream

You work at.a farm you must be rancher
But your just mad because when you call alberto, he won't answer
You rimes are killing me dawg, stage 6 cancer...

You were the kid that no one likes
Isn't it awkward that both your parents are dikes?

Getting bored with you gunna put you down
Or the call the animal control to take your *** to the pound
how is it owning a tv that has no sound?

Bringing beef to the table,
Stop posting kid and go back to playing halo

Replicas really, of all the replies
just like your girlfriends I love you lies

Widebody kit, yeah he likes to brag
Your gunna need a bigger bumper for when your **** sag

what's this I smell a thief, and its not shin beats
ZS14 broke into my car and stole my leather seats

Insurance fraud wow that's a scandal
Better lock your doors, double check the handle

I think I've said what needs to be said
goof is busy with 5 homos in bed
Don't think he'll have time to reply to this thread

am I the only one who thinks shin looks like obamas retrarded cousin?
Oh he mad now, his pu ssy be fussing

I better calm down before stop before I get banned
Three little bitc hes just felt the wrath of my pimp hand...

yeah you'll probably reply cause you think you're cool
But bring a pen and paper cause you gunna get skooled'

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Im selfish I rap about me...


Its simply and plain ...
boost my game...
beep beep 3rd,
fool you must be playn

super G started it all...
come rain and all...
i got that blower,
self install

400 was poppin...
500 **** lockin...
its just a simple game of math...
but who really countin?

like said before...
its simple and plain,
watch the back door,
gzillaz a plane...

600 wheel..
price a steal...
10k invested, for my chubs and thrills




Thats a 8am wrap...get it... rap but I said wrap.. lmao. I kill me!

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Old Jan 24, 2012 | 04:09 AM
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Why can't we free style face to face?
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Old Jan 24, 2012 | 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Shin Beats
My car's all fixed up, just came out the body shop. No one call the police when I make this ****** body drop.
Shin Beats is impressed! So now, I turn it up a notch. Dodge his bullets and fire back before he takes another shot.
Rappin about power rangers, that shyt supposed to be hard? I heard you got your *** beat when you went to the bar.
I saw it on the news, they said it was gay bashing. Cause Goof is a fag, who loves the **** with a passion.
I'm like the Call of Booty hackers, I got infinite ammunition. I can fire back forever, until you take it in the... listen.Yeah, you stepped your rap game up since 2010. But, fuck no, you're still short of being a match for Shin.

sorry Shin, had too!
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Old Jan 24, 2012 | 04:27 AM
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mightve gone a little over board, I was just bsing+i can't sleep, thankfully this thread supplies the lulz
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