Since our last rap showcase got flanked my nipples
i started a new thread to tickle you pickles
Post your rhyme, your humor, or hardcore'ness
but be sure to surprise us, like a dick in a dress!
No hard feelings no real gangsta beef
or the rap moderators will take ur teeth!
lets get this show on the road
put the **** away before you bust ur load
Use your hip hop foundation, the roots of your tree
I'll be here to help Rap Referee!

 

"I drive a fast car that I don't know how to handle
that's why I drive an automatic instead of a manual.
You like my long hair? Yea I know you do.
They gave my part in high school musical to corbin blue"

Courtesy of my friend who made a rap song about all of our friends

 

Goof, who is a rap moderator?
Is it me, you, that dude in some gators?
Let's define this thing so people might know
who to look for to give them the master flow.
Here, there, our rap is everywhere
but people on these forums seemed to be scared.
Come on out people, show us your skills
the thrill of Goof's raps gonna give you chills.

 

Yo yo yo goof, phunk this thread is whack
Yall cant rap yo yo check it
check it 1-2-1-2 yall can see me son aww sheet son chyea boy!

 

What did Goof call you Phunk? The Meat-Hand Ho?
Don't be messing with me the famous E-Lo
I'm so hung bishes can't resist to blow
Your girl was alright she actually swallow
Chen yo this yo that his kill ain't even so-so
A, B, C, D lets go back to ESOL

 

All these cats rap battling from their cubicle
youporn.com all day jerk so hard makes their pubics glow
It's the weekend now get your laundry done
Yall mouse click all day where I'm a celebrity for fun
Society got u locked like a robot, naw im organic
THe boring life is as tasty as a dirt sandwich
Chen comes in here dissin my thread
its ok bro i wont question the animals u bring to ur bed
3 short bars spat from the mighty chen
no wonder you get so much play from the butthole end!
E-lo boast that he is the famous one
but dont let ya girl tell u that you'll be raising my son
ok thats enough im out see ya lator
oh btw, phunk u wanna be rap moderator?

 

Hahaha all these MID-A HOs
Talking bout cars but they are always NO shows...
Wondering if they will ever realize
That there breathe smells like french fries..
E10 being big and bad
Though he hasnt found out im his dad..
Goofball dancing and dissing these clowns at shows
But he doesnt get any MID-A HO's.....

I was bored

 

Yeah keep this crap in here and out of the Mid-A random thread.

 

Goof it's hard to think right now but I like this thread
I drank too much last night now I'm hungover in bed
If my brain was workin right now I'd try a little harder
But for now I'm goin back to sleep so we'll call this post a starter...

 

Goof, I can do nothing but moderate
rate, and call these kiddies fake.

Chen, get your sorry ass up out my thread
you should use your mouth to rap, not give Ethan some head.
This guy above me has a 350 that's black
I dunno, but everything he seems to post is wack.

Everybody in here get up off your ass
and learn what it takes, time to go to class.
Goof and Phunk gonna set this straight
So we can get back to our women and procreate.

 

Really? Come on now phunk
Just said I was recoverin from last nights drunk
And why you sayin what I post is wack?
I don't care, it's the interwebs jack
Ya know LOL's and smiley faces
I read what you wrote and I see what your taste is
You came in here to moderate rate and call us kiddies fake?
I don't think that's the road you wanna take
Your rhymes are juvenile, but not mine
Lookin forward to your reply phunkenstein

 

This is how the last hotel night got setup. A bunch of guys started to rap then realized they were gay, then set up a "strip club" night yet all they did was drink and "rap" each other at the hotel.

Freaks I tell ya.

 

Jeffie just cant handle the Mid A life!!!

 

Not the new Mid A.

 

When I get up on this forum I'ma talk alot of shit
Had too many girls play with my dick.
Lemme tell this homie black 350 somethin
Only reason I'm critical is cuz you ain't got nothin.
Being harsh is the way that teachers teach
and to become better, better listen to me preach.

Jeff's just mad cuz our cars' alot cheaper.
He still remembers drivin' around with his beeper.
He's right about that stupid ass hotel party
they probably drank *** instead of drinkin bacardi.

 

I'm a white boy but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonderbread
I was raised on a farm
And born with no rhythym
Dr.Phil's my uncle and i like to hang with him
How many bi****s have I slapped
ZERO. Uh
And martha stewart happens to be my hero
My face is pale, nah I never been in jail
Me and buffy spend every weekend in vale
I cant dance, i wear khaki pants
My middle names Lance, my gramma's from france
so maybe i'm whack
cause my skin ain't black
but u cant talk smack
cause whitey just struck back

 

It's funny you think your rhymes are so dope
They make me want to puke and grab a freakin rope
You got master phunk over here who thinks hes amazing
When really hes holding back how hes just a crazy
Thinking he can score any girl he taunted
He really needs to understand how his love is unwanted
But don't be mad you're still a G friend
Just don't be upset when you see my Z's back end
Now on to the goof the one who giggles and disappears with a poof
This breed is a rare sight to see
Always smelling pleasant like some potpourri
Don't let his sweetness fool you
He'll show you some sick dance moves and then practice his kung-fu
Beat you in the face with your own damn shoe
Then we have the infamous Lo
Who thinks he IS an always will be the show
Yet he needs to be reminded he's still fresh off the boat
Now i need to advise you don't mess with the best OH and someone please buy me a new coat


Cause i really do need a new coat for winter

 

ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

 

I'm yellow and mellow
Phunk is whack, he swaps *** and is a ***
Britt needs a new coat and says Lo's fresh of a boat
Shes a little whack but we already know that
Jeff likes crack but he already know that
Phunk is a punk you can't deny that
I can't rap and you already know that!

 

to Brittany:

If you think I'm terrible, why call me the master
I do this music shit without getting plastered.
I know that not every girl is easy to woo
but I also know that it might work on someone like you.
Fuck all that keep staring at my ass
because the Z rear end has been far surpassed
by the ass end that my G has
but I'll give your bubble butt a pass.
Be true, know that you stay in the fam'
and your rhymes have become more than I planned.
You're fighting me, inviting me, inciting me to rhyme,
but know that you'll love me just give it some time.
Yea you've stepped up your game and shown us your skills,
now keep that shit up and rack up the kills.