hold onto ur head, the official mid-A rap thread!
#22
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Yo them bitches just can't get over my pee pee
I don't know why maybe it's the size of the wee wee
Mid-A's getting into some identity crisis.
Maybe it's the mix of them races
J to the Grizzle, show me some B-mo love with that big black dizzle
Oh snap I got you kids all mixed up!
Barnie's white, J-Grizzle ain't black and Woody's half rice?!
Hey Brit put together a list of your potential bf's that'd be nice.
I don't know why maybe it's the size of the wee wee
Mid-A's getting into some identity crisis.
Maybe it's the mix of them races
J to the Grizzle, show me some B-mo love with that big black dizzle
Oh snap I got you kids all mixed up!
Barnie's white, J-Grizzle ain't black and Woody's half rice?!
Hey Brit put together a list of your potential bf's that'd be nice.
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E Lo comin at me with all these excuses
Fucked in the ass so hard, he can barely drop deuces.
It's a polite sight to see how he might
fight me then be out like a light.
Rhyming crisis and races...I can't stand it
it's almost as bad as rhyming Atlantic with Atlantic
like Rick Ross did on Everyday I'm Hustlin
everytime he moves he sounds like a bush thats rustlin.
Cuz he's got hair thats more full then a gorilla
he looks like one of them fake ass dancers from Thrilla'.
Why does Mid A always talk like a kiddie
we got Ethan over here thinkin' he's witty.
Come on big man, say dick or *****
or I might have knock your *** out to Venus.
Your not Snoop, stop talking bout dizzles
Hizzle what I'm sizzle, my bitches forizzles?
Fucked in the ass so hard, he can barely drop deuces.
It's a polite sight to see how he might
fight me then be out like a light.
Rhyming crisis and races...I can't stand it
it's almost as bad as rhyming Atlantic with Atlantic
like Rick Ross did on Everyday I'm Hustlin
everytime he moves he sounds like a bush thats rustlin.
Cuz he's got hair thats more full then a gorilla
he looks like one of them fake ass dancers from Thrilla'.
Why does Mid A always talk like a kiddie
we got Ethan over here thinkin' he's witty.
Come on big man, say dick or *****
or I might have knock your *** out to Venus.
Your not Snoop, stop talking bout dizzles
Hizzle what I'm sizzle, my bitches forizzles?
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Instead of rhyming hard im soft core like Bob Ross,
Happy little trees and **** theres a reason I dont toss,
some random homo erotic **** out like candy
talking 'bout dicks and asses why you hiding you dandy
Time to come outta the closet and gets your vaccination
Against the homo erotic flu striking the mid nation
Happy little trees and **** theres a reason I dont toss,
some random homo erotic **** out like candy
talking 'bout dicks and asses why you hiding you dandy
Time to come outta the closet and gets your vaccination
Against the homo erotic flu striking the mid nation
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Yo phunk your rhymes are whack and so are you
youre like the philsbury doughboy of the mid-a
Youre a slim shady wonna be
you say you ****ed E LO so hard he can barley drop a deuce
that is all good cuz i drop a deuce in your mom
From what i hear E Lo did too.
Phunk youre the suburb gangster wonna be reppin your street cred when you have none.
youre like the philsbury doughboy of the mid-a
Youre a slim shady wonna be
you say you ****ed E LO so hard he can barley drop a deuce
that is all good cuz i drop a deuce in your mom
From what i hear E Lo did too.
Phunk youre the suburb gangster wonna be reppin your street cred when you have none.
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Chen the Mid A Dirty Bastard of grime rhyme
Taking shots at phunk, now you know its the prime time
Bars so choppy you think it got hit with a Ginsu
Time to patch up those lyrics, go get that super glue
Taking shots at phunk, now you know its the prime time
Bars so choppy you think it got hit with a Ginsu
Time to patch up those lyrics, go get that super glue
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****, you know the deal before a ***** even stepped
Damn that *** hot, seems like it's gone melt
You know I give it to you til you run out of gas
Then bust coolant all over yourself
The first time I called, you were juggling on my shift ****
In and out of your jaws, I was beating down your windshield
Had your *** breaking laws for a racer was the cause
And every time you seen a G you was slipping off your recaros, I recall
I met your *** at the shop, in the fall
You the one with the dress on, let me take you home
Show your *** how to buss gasket, up in the guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
From the back (back) then to the side (side) to the front
Turn around, you got me right
I smack them thighs, anyway that you want me
So gone see about a pimp and that monkey
And that's fo' sho'
[Chorus]
[Verse Three]
What's the buiseness baby, can I get in them pipes
I like the way your hands rub against my *****
Cause you the one, a ***** met at south adekalb meat
With your pretty silver stone skin, thick thighs and all
135 petite, and your exhaust is unique
Maybe we can vin numbers and hook up in the week
Oh, you a freak, I knew it from the first time I saw you
The way you played with your wheel, I knew right then I would call you
So what it is, they call me Super Don from the ville
And I'ma tell you like this, cause a nukka so real, and stay trill
Cause all I wanna do is just drive, with that *** in the air, and the ***** I kill
And I feel, you love to **** up on a hill
Suck exhaust from behind, and take nut in your grill
So ***** chill, and shut your mouth just for a second
While I lay this dick down on you just like I'm nismo
Damn that *** hot, seems like it's gone melt
You know I give it to you til you run out of gas
Then bust coolant all over yourself
The first time I called, you were juggling on my shift ****
In and out of your jaws, I was beating down your windshield
Had your *** breaking laws for a racer was the cause
And every time you seen a G you was slipping off your recaros, I recall
I met your *** at the shop, in the fall
You the one with the dress on, let me take you home
Show your *** how to buss gasket, up in the guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
From the back (back) then to the side (side) to the front
Turn around, you got me right
I smack them thighs, anyway that you want me
So gone see about a pimp and that monkey
And that's fo' sho'
[Chorus]
[Verse Three]
What's the buiseness baby, can I get in them pipes
I like the way your hands rub against my *****
Cause you the one, a ***** met at south adekalb meat
With your pretty silver stone skin, thick thighs and all
135 petite, and your exhaust is unique
Maybe we can vin numbers and hook up in the week
Oh, you a freak, I knew it from the first time I saw you
The way you played with your wheel, I knew right then I would call you
So what it is, they call me Super Don from the ville
And I'ma tell you like this, cause a nukka so real, and stay trill
Cause all I wanna do is just drive, with that *** in the air, and the ***** I kill
And I feel, you love to **** up on a hill
Suck exhaust from behind, and take nut in your grill
So ***** chill, and shut your mouth just for a second
While I lay this dick down on you just like I'm nismo
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What's the deal my white brutha Barnie?
Try to keeep up with me your Dundalk homie.
It's time for you to drop some knowledge.
And stop talking about your damn sausage.
We all know I am the emperor of this kingdom.
Let me hook you up with a real woman so u don't need to wear a condom.
Them G guys are taking over our souls and prides.
It's time we NZC step up, get up and shine our rides.
Try to keeep up with me your Dundalk homie.
It's time for you to drop some knowledge.
And stop talking about your damn sausage.
We all know I am the emperor of this kingdom.
Let me hook you up with a real woman so u don't need to wear a condom.
Them G guys are taking over our souls and prides.
It's time we NZC step up, get up and shine our rides.
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Yo one for Chen's wack ass skills
two for Jonathan who pops them pills.
three for Ethan doing what he does
and four for everybody who thinks they my cuz.
When NZC can get on its feet
then maybe you can see my G at a meet.
But until then I'm gonna stay at home
watching all you bitches ridin' on chrome.
You're the miniman of the VQ world
peepin' some of these car nearly makes me hurl.
E Lo's got his rice, Barney's wheels are nice,
but I dunno if you guys got the money for ice.
You got all your money spent on cars
can you even afford a pair of the draws?
Keep your wallet filled with cash in it
Keep your car filled with gas in it.
Keep grinding your teeth down to the last minute,
then you'll know that your success is infinite.
two for Jonathan who pops them pills.
three for Ethan doing what he does
and four for everybody who thinks they my cuz.
When NZC can get on its feet
then maybe you can see my G at a meet.
But until then I'm gonna stay at home
watching all you bitches ridin' on chrome.
You're the miniman of the VQ world
peepin' some of these car nearly makes me hurl.
E Lo's got his rice, Barney's wheels are nice,
but I dunno if you guys got the money for ice.
You got all your money spent on cars
can you even afford a pair of the draws?
Keep your wallet filled with cash in it
Keep your car filled with gas in it.
Keep grinding your teeth down to the last minute,
then you'll know that your success is infinite.
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Im white and cant rap
So E10 get off my back
NZG will be on the rise
Just wait till we shine
Brighter and better then the NGC
Cuz we all know that the best VQ is the Z
ANd all the rest should just fall to thier knees
I am sweating as I type
cuz I am so white
Rhymes dont come to me
because im not that type
I try to get better
by reading all your letters
Im out till I get inspired again
Ill sit back. Relax. And see if things get better.
So E10 get off my back
NZG will be on the rise
Just wait till we shine
Brighter and better then the NGC
Cuz we all know that the best VQ is the Z
ANd all the rest should just fall to thier knees
I am sweating as I type
cuz I am so white
Rhymes dont come to me
because im not that type
I try to get better
by reading all your letters
Im out till I get inspired again
Ill sit back. Relax. And see if things get better.
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Im white and cant rap
So E10 get off my back
NZG will be on the rise
Just wait till we shine
Brighter and better then the NGC
Cuz we all know that the best VQ is the Z
ANd all the rest should just fall to thier knees
I am sweating as I type
cuz I am so white
Rhymes dont come to me
because im not that type
I try to get better
by reading all your letters
Im out till I get inspired again
Ill sit back. Relax. And see if things get better.
So E10 get off my back
NZG will be on the rise
Just wait till we shine
Brighter and better then the NGC
Cuz we all know that the best VQ is the Z
ANd all the rest should just fall to thier knees
I am sweating as I type
cuz I am so white
Rhymes dont come to me
because im not that type
I try to get better
by reading all your letters
Im out till I get inspired again
Ill sit back. Relax. And see if things get better.
10 for lyric struggling
another 5 from my kindness
On a scale of 100 you got a D minus
Don't let that whiteness takes over your sweetness
We from Dundalk we pronounce "Yo" like madness
Wife beater 24 fo 7 you better than dope seller
Is it just me or this joint is getting a little stellar?
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Ethan lemme tell you somethin'
you and your math must be frontin'
You say he got 40, 10, and five?
Man add that shit up you sure your brain's alive?
Fifty five out of one hundred ain't a D
Muthafucka is you stupid? That is an E.
If you gon pick on someone elses rap
make sure you know your math and know how to adapt.
Barney keep on trying you got a head start
Reading me and goof's raps, yea that'll be smart.
To listen to even better raps goto Wal Mart
and make sure the words you put down don't look like shart.
you and your math must be frontin'
You say he got 40, 10, and five?
Man add that shit up you sure your brain's alive?
Fifty five out of one hundred ain't a D
Muthafucka is you stupid? That is an E.
If you gon pick on someone elses rap
make sure you know your math and know how to adapt.
Barney keep on trying you got a head start
Reading me and goof's raps, yea that'll be smart.
To listen to even better raps goto Wal Mart
and make sure the words you put down don't look like shart.
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This one is for you Phunk Master.
On a scale 1 to 10 how hot is your mother?
Last night she was a 10 when she rocked me like a killer
Yo B did you really come out from that vagina?
The only resemblance to me are them big ta-ta
Last time I checked you were still six foot six
Last time I checked you still got that pencil dick
You're a giant but not mentally
I still destroy you in life hypothetically
NGC, NZC it's time to see who is skilled
When I'm done with you please get your pride refilled
On a scale 1 to 10 how hot is your mother?
Last night she was a 10 when she rocked me like a killer
Yo B did you really come out from that vagina?
The only resemblance to me are them big ta-ta
Last time I checked you were still six foot six
Last time I checked you still got that pencil dick
You're a giant but not mentally
I still destroy you in life hypothetically
NGC, NZC it's time to see who is skilled
When I'm done with you please get your pride refilled
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Lemme tell you something, my mother is double your age
I dont want another brother so you better stay in your cage.
You are now the second person to call me a master
Yet y'all come at me like I'm a big ol' bastard.
Let me know, and I'll take over this shit
got my hand on my click with the other holdin my dick.
I'm not a giant, just got the voice of god
That's not self proclaimed, why you care bout my rod?
Only the females I know should be interested in my dick
you're still a phony so back up *****.
I dont want another brother so you better stay in your cage.
You are now the second person to call me a master
Yet y'all come at me like I'm a big ol' bastard.
Let me know, and I'll take over this shit
got my hand on my click with the other holdin my dick.
I'm not a giant, just got the voice of god
That's not self proclaimed, why you care bout my rod?
Only the females I know should be interested in my dick
you're still a phony so back up *****.