I like GILF's

 

You both know you can spit
Do us Mid-A peeps a favor, go on and just quit
My rhymes smoother then Matt Schwab
Unlike you..... damn slob
So when you get your chit together and come back and try to shine
But just a reminder ill blow your azz away again just like a land-mine

i suck at freestyling

 

Yo let me get the day started
So far what I hear from here got me frustrated
A bunch of white boys throwing out random lyric recklessly
Where the real homies at please drop me a line mindlessly

 

This is for all the and azn followers.
Yo mid-a yall some followers
followin that azn Z greatness
y'all wack ****'s aint yellow you wish you was
Like my boy E Lo yall all over his pair like a pair of dirty draws

My name is chen, i always stay paid. i ****ed your girl now that ***** is my sex slave
call me what you want call me what ya can but remember b!tch i stack bens
im the dopest rapper on this **** ill hit you with the 9mm extended clip

 

Chen I got to give it to you that verse was clever
Busting out them white people with that yellow fever
But hey some people got to be followers and someone's got to be the leader
It's better than fools running around calling themselves da terminator
Yo we rep this joint like Chinese to English translator
Yellow is the true color
Oops my boss is around so I will see you later!

 

Yellow fever is contagious
They on us cuz we eat cats and dogs.
Yet they still flow the azn fever.
Azn da new black
they hatin but lovin cuz they say we aint got the blackness in our junks
yet they still tickle our pickles
They lovin cuz like joy ride said they love our chinkeyness
They cant deny they wonna **** with da chinkeyness

 

Now, since I just got home from school
I'm gonna have to show you azns how you're not cool.
Your rhymes are weak, and you're contagious
with faggotry, c'mon don't you hate this?
Chen, it seems like contradictions your game
but if you keep fucking up they're will be no fame
because my lines wrap like a candy cane
and then my freestyles will put you to shame.

 

The only thing you asians got good is your women
So beautiful, yellow, and smellin of cinnamon
Theres a reason they give us white boys a try
Cuz they know we handle the **** between the hips and thighs
They leavin all of you and getting with us
From Japan to Cambodia they even love Barnabas
The new black maybe turning to the yellow
but the old white is still here chillin and mellow
We all know who the superior ones are
Which may be the reasons ya'll rely on your car
They cant hang tough in any other sport
I dare you to come back with another retort.

 

Ya'll dont rhyme spit you swallow
Rhymes so weak theyre broken and hollow
Instead of free styling grab an pen and pad
Write the **** down take your time you'll be glad

 

Lets continue this talk on white and black
One's on crack and one's showing *** crack
Besides cars we still got our ping pong
We got brains instead of wimpy big ding dong
J-Dawg it's great that you stole one of ours
Just watch out she might never let you deflower
Hey after all I'm with best of the both world
Got brain, got game, got a hot girl to curl
Wait minute don't be jealous yet I still got one thing to say
That stereotype about Asian ***** doesn't apply to me
Don't believe me J-dawg come check out my wee wee

 

Now Jdawg you say only our woman are beautiful
You say all we got goin is our cars
Yet you still buy our products.
You may take our women but we take yours in return
the old whites may be chill but they aint gettin mellow with no instance.
Your woman are nice but they are our hoes
we fuuuk em', nut in em' and make em make sammiches
if they complain all we gots to do is spank em' and cake em'
Like my boy E LO says come check out our wee wee

 

Chen you talking paragraphs or battlin?
I cant understand what the hell you be rattlin
More talk about wee wees and pee pees
Time to stand up my brother, up off of your knees
I know like to go Real Low for E Lo
But its time to step up and witness the show
Jgrizz the name iz this rhymin shizz
Is so easy it comes out like cheeze wiz
But not fakin I am the one thats makin
This thread shake an sizzle like bacon
Lets turn this thread from hate crime to rhyme time
No more ghey *** **** out with that grime

 

Whats up with all this gay azz talk
You know your little azn dick is no bigger than a piece of chalk
You say you takin all our white girls and makin them your hoes
Is that even possible
They cant even feel your tiny azz hose
Now that i done ruined all the faith you had in your man hood
Jgrizzle time for you to smash these kids... I think you should

 

Word!!!!

J-dawg lets get back to our B-more lyrics
No more weak rhymes lets be the real critics
Enough of this homo shit cuz no body care
I got some deep thoughts for everyone to share
Why are black girls forever angry?
Why can't Latino women just stay skinny?
Why can't Asian girls pass five foot two?
Why do all white girls in Cancun have to act like fools?
Why do girls in general always hate each others?
Why can't they ever chill out until they become mothers?

 

Spoken like a true realist there my man hahaha

 

I can't rhyme...what can you say??

 

Freestyling is usually made up of fights
stop being a ***** 'fo I knock out your lights.
Sounds like some of these cats is bitter
make sure your pee pee stays in your litter.
Like the men before me said
get that homo erotic shit out of your head
and let me do me so I can get my bread
and if you do you, then you'll end up dead.

JGrizz and E Lo should be allowed to know
why they eat pho and they girls a ho.
Dr. Phunkenstein is the real critic
so learn to use your words get wit it.
I'm going to boast in my next post
about how y'alls rhymes are easy to roast.

 

Big B little B whatever....finally has a post
He whack she whack your skill ain't even close
I eat pho, what you don't know is I also eat french fries
Let me conclude and do a little summarize
Chen's bitter cuz homie's getting no love
Phunk's got a brain freeze and he needs a hold lup
J-Dawg's so JDM he drives no V-Dub
Rest of Mid-A's reading this shit with their coffee cup
Why don't we turn up a notch and call some people out
Black, white, Latino don't matter as long as you can hold out

 

its on ****!!!!

BB says its time for direct blows
he better be ready for massive KO's
im gonna make the mid-a panzys cry
i know this for a fact i never lie
my first vitchim is chen
he looks like ren oh no i mean stimpy
he needs to lay off from the local blimpie
jasa with a avatar of domo
kid grow up youre a homo
no hard feelings to everyone
but that was just 2 and im not done.....

 

lol Oh Bryan it's soooo on! This one is for you!

Look back I called out Latino and here comes Bryan
Talk to me about KO's don't make me unleash that dragon
Fried rice, taco which one will you choose?
Give up my man you know you're gonna lose
It don't matter make your hair as high
In Mid-A you cool if you're F-I
Time to get real no more interfooler
Time to get ill yours truly da terminator