What u up to today jeffrey?

 

When life hands you a jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

 

Do you like boys?

 

:madcool:

 

What do you call a black teenager?






nicotine!

 

Where do Chinese vampires come from?










Fanghai

 

 

What do you call a C white high school student?






The majority

 

you could say the same for A student Asians tho.


C's get degrees.

 

what do you call a smart blonde???





A golden retriever

 

*crickets*

 

What do you call a redneck from Dundalk, MD?






Barnabas!! OOOOOooooooO!!!

 

Anyone on here ever been unemployed before? I've had a job since I was 15, so this whole "furlough" stuff is new to me. BTW, we were told that logging in or trying to access your fed computer from home is a crime they can prosecute and arrest you for.
GTFOHWTBS!!!!!!! >:0[

 

Im in the same boat.. tonight at 12 we find out..

 

You're not considered "essential"?

 

We have our web managers broken out by Department and Program Area. In cases like this, all correspondance comes from the very "top" so they really don't need the rest of us. Right now I have several projects that will basically shut down because I won't be able to work on them.

Next Tea Party rally in DC I'm going down there with a baseball bat and trying to get my Barry Bonds on....

 

Nicole is in a meeting right now to find out if she is working still next week....thank god I got out of government contracting

 

I work for a FFRDC (Federal Funded Research and Development Center). We were just told that we'll still be working next week. Phew...

 

Glad our country is so ****ed

 

Time to move to China