Yo mama so ugly, even rice crispys wont talk to her.

Yo mama so fat, when she was walking around the city...cars were lined up to park in her belly button.

 

yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

 

Wow, this takes me back to 8th grade.

 

hahhahahah!!!!

 

welcome back, now take a seat right over there.

 

His mama so fat....she was the ENTIRE 8th grade.

 

You guys really find this funny/entertaining?

 

it's a sunday and im just bored. Join in! i know you got some good ones somewhere Calin

Yo mama so nasty that when we went to get pizza, i asked her if she was gonna eat her crust, she scraped off her lips and said "HELL YEAH!"

 

good one!

yes, it passes my time at work. Dont fight it, embrace it.

 

yo mama is so hairy bigfoot is taking HER picture.

 

HAHHA!!!


YO mama so fat that when she went to japan...godzilla started running away screaming "OHHH NOO!!!! YO MAMA!!!!"

 

yo mama so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

Yo mama so ugly, 10 tries, 10 different guys and your'e still ugly!

 

Yo mama so stupid she tried to ask for directions to the itunes store

 

 

Yo mama is so fat when she puts on a red dress everybody screams "KOOL AID"

Yo mama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean people thought there was a new continent

Yo Mama is so fat and stupid she went to a super bowl party and asked "wheres the chili"

 

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

Your mommas fat! Damn I suck at jokes. I just want to fit in. Is that such a crime. Whats up goof?

 

your mamas so fat she sat on a a dollar and made four quarters!

 

Your mama is so dirty that she bought an oval house so she wouldn't have to clean the corners.

Your mama is so dumb that she sold her shotgun to have enough money for the bullets.