Raced a PORSCHE for 1 mile...
10-10-2002, 02:11 PM
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Raced a PORSCHE for 1 mile...
Today on my way back home from my grandmothers, this Porsche pulls up next to me and obviously wants to race. They are revving their engine, honking their horn and all that. At the next light we both pull up to "poll" position and I know to win I might have to play "dirty". So, when the light turned green I thought the other person must of been daydreaming or something because they got off to a slow start. I immediately centered my car over the middle stripe in the road (told you I play dirty) so as to prevent the Porsche from passing me. About 5 seconds later I look in the rearview mirror and I see no daylight between the rear of my car and the nose of the other car. They were sooo close to me I was starting to think I had passengers and a backseat! Anway, this goes on for about 20 seconds before the Porsche crosses the yellow line (just missing oncomming traffic) and passes me just before we hit the next red light. Damn! At the light the Porsche rolls down their window and, to my utter shock, it was my grandmother behind the wheel waving the bag of milk and cookies I had accidentally left behind! Moral of story: dont believe everything you read.
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10-14-2002, 08:36 AM
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Wow, that was great. I can just see all these people ready to type an angry response about you irresponsible street-racing punks killing innocent victims on the road, and them WHAMMO! The cookies! Pretty funny.
11-08-2002, 12:40 AM
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Grandma, Walmart, and young punks...
Well, grandma now works at a Super-Walmart as a greeter. Like McDonalds (and other low pay places) the only requirement is that you have a smiling face. Youve seen these places before,
these places with their "now hiring smiling faces" signs. Anyway, grandma is almost always smiling, so she got the job easy!
Grandma says she wanted the job because she enjoyed being around people...but I know the real truth. Grandma just likes finding young punks to race, especially fellow employees. Anyway, since landing the job at Walmart she has won three
titles!!! I believe one assistant manager lost 2 of his 3 cars to grandma and one bag boy lost his mustang to her. The assistant manager also lost his wife shortly thereafter.
Grandma dont play around either. About a week ago one of the "shopping cart engineers" (parking lot monkeys) challenged her to a race after work. Grandma beat him fair and square in her Oldsmobile Delta 88 (he didnt know she had nitrous). Anyway, he refused to give up his title so she stabbed him a couple times. After we dumped his body in the river, grandma said we should burn his car also so that it would join him in the fiery pits of Hell. So we did. And the milk and cookies...they tasted especially sweet that night.
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these places with their "now hiring smiling faces" signs. Anyway, grandma is almost always smiling, so she got the job easy!
Grandma says she wanted the job because she enjoyed being around people...but I know the real truth. Grandma just likes finding young punks to race, especially fellow employees. Anyway, since landing the job at Walmart she has won three
titles!!! I believe one assistant manager lost 2 of his 3 cars to grandma and one bag boy lost his mustang to her. The assistant manager also lost his wife shortly thereafter.
Grandma dont play around either. About a week ago one of the "shopping cart engineers" (parking lot monkeys) challenged her to a race after work. Grandma beat him fair and square in her Oldsmobile Delta 88 (he didnt know she had nitrous). Anyway, he refused to give up his title so she stabbed him a couple times. After we dumped his body in the river, grandma said we should burn his car also so that it would join him in the fiery pits of Hell. So we did. And the milk and cookies...they tasted especially sweet that night.
Lee
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11-08-2002, 04:37 AM
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Great post-I can't stop laughing.
On a side note,my friend has a new TT 911 and I drove
it and it will FLY!
I think the guy in the S2000 beat him yesterday though.
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On a side note,my friend has a new TT 911 and I drove
it and it will FLY!
I think the guy in the S2000 beat him yesterday though.
95yellovett(Z07)
11-08-2002, 05:44 AM
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Check this out.
I raced a
Porsche Gambala 750 Evo GTR vs my Saturn SC2 coupe.
The guy pressed the accelarator and all the paint from my piece of **** came of.
BTW if you guys have not seen this thing its pretty impressive. 854 bhp porsche. OUCH!
I raced a
Porsche Gambala 750 Evo GTR vs my Saturn SC2 coupe.
The guy pressed the accelarator and all the paint from my piece of **** came of.
BTW if you guys have not seen this thing its pretty impressive. 854 bhp porsche. OUCH!
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Originally posted by ares
DUDE you got killed by a porsche!!!
haha good show good show. so is your grandma a good driver?
DUDE you got killed by a porsche!!!
haha good show good show. so is your grandma a good driver?
