Louisiana Z/Import cookout April 29th *Lakefront*
Originally Posted by soleil350z
really?...thats kewl man..i'm fuking bored out of my mind now
Originally Posted by blasian
Yeah, when she was at UNO. I went there to visit her and got some chinese food
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
64 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight.'
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When the man came home late that night he found the following letter
on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
64 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 64 years old . As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the
Comfort Inn, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young,
virile, and like your secretary, he is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference :
18 goes into 64 a lot more times than 64 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
64 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight.'
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When the man came home late that night he found the following letter
on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
64 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 64 years old . As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the
Comfort Inn, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young,
virile, and like your secretary, he is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference :
18 goes into 64 a lot more times than 64 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Originally Posted by soleil350z
he forget to mention he had a whole bottle of viagra....and that he will *** everything in sight...and that just nasty hitting a 64 yr old broad
LoL you know ud hit it...
i just got back from jury duty and i got freaking picked the trail lasted like 45 min and we spent 3 hours deliberating. 5 of the 6 picked guilty and one guy wouldnt pick guilty so we told the judge we couldnt come to a unanimus decsion so it was a mistrail. worst 3 hours i have ever wasted.
