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38 facts women should know
it's a long read, but definetely worth it
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know.
1. If you’re cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
2. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking*
3. Any sort of injury involving the ********* is not funny. Seriously.
4. Don’t make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something nothing to our manhood.
5. Shopping is not fascinating. Ever.
6. It is only common courtesy to leave the toilet seat up when you’re done.
7. If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking *******s.
8. The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
9. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
10. Don’t hog the covers. Really.
11. If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls.
12. “Fine.” is not an acceptible way to end an argument.
13. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
14. If you truly want honesty, don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answer to.
15. Of course he wants another beer.
16. The guy doesn’t always have to sleep on the wet spot.
17. Dogs good. Cats bad.
18. He does not want to be just friends.
19. Do not question a man’s innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
20. He was not looking at that other girl**
21. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones.
22. Your butt/*****/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
23. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
24. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities throughout the country, not all men are cretins deserving your contempt.
25. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
26. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower.
27. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Did I mention Love it?
28. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
29. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
30. He heard you the first time. Honest.
31. You know, you can ask him out too… Let’s spread the rejection around a little.
32. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks fine/smells fine, Looks fine/smells bad, Looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
33. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you’re with.
34. Of course size matters. But most men don't mind small *****.
35. His bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute.
36. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the halftime show to act upon it.
37. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: “You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?”
38. Those jeans don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.
*Unless the answer is yes. In which case, can he record it?
**Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy…
it's a long read, but definetely worth it
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know.
1. If you’re cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
2. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking*
3. Any sort of injury involving the ********* is not funny. Seriously.
4. Don’t make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something nothing to our manhood.
5. Shopping is not fascinating. Ever.
6. It is only common courtesy to leave the toilet seat up when you’re done.
7. If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking *******s.
8. The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
9. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
10. Don’t hog the covers. Really.
11. If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls.
12. “Fine.” is not an acceptible way to end an argument.
13. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
14. If you truly want honesty, don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answer to.
15. Of course he wants another beer.
16. The guy doesn’t always have to sleep on the wet spot.
17. Dogs good. Cats bad.
18. He does not want to be just friends.
19. Do not question a man’s innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
20. He was not looking at that other girl**
21. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones.
22. Your butt/*****/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
23. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
24. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities throughout the country, not all men are cretins deserving your contempt.
25. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
26. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower.
27. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Did I mention Love it?
28. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
29. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
30. He heard you the first time. Honest.
31. You know, you can ask him out too… Let’s spread the rejection around a little.
32. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks fine/smells fine, Looks fine/smells bad, Looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
33. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you’re with.
34. Of course size matters. But most men don't mind small *****.
35. His bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute.
36. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the halftime show to act upon it.
37. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: “You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?”
38. Those jeans don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.
*Unless the answer is yes. In which case, can he record it?
**Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy…
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Originally Posted by ML37
38 facts women should know
it's a long read, but definetely worth it
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know.
1. If you’re cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
2. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking*
3. Any sort of injury involving the ********* is not funny. Seriously.
4. Don’t make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something nothing to our manhood.
5. Shopping is not fascinating. Ever.
6. It is only common courtesy to leave the toilet seat up when you’re done.
7. If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking *******s.
8. The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
9. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
10. Don’t hog the covers. Really.
11. If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls.
12. “Fine.” is not an acceptible way to end an argument.
13. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
14. If you truly want honesty, don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answer to.
15. Of course he wants another beer.
16. The guy doesn’t always have to sleep on the wet spot.
17. Dogs good. Cats bad.
18. He does not want to be just friends.
19. Do not question a man’s innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
20. He was not looking at that other girl**
21. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones.
22. Your butt/*****/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
23. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
24. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities throughout the country, not all men are cretins deserving your contempt.
25. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
26. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower.
27. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Did I mention Love it?
28. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
29. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
30. He heard you the first time. Honest.
31. You know, you can ask him out too… Let’s spread the rejection around a little.
32. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks fine/smells fine, Looks fine/smells bad, Looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
33. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you’re with.
34. Of course size matters. But most men don't mind small *****.
35. His bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute.
36. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the halftime show to act upon it.
37. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: “You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?”
38. Those jeans don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.
*Unless the answer is yes. In which case, can he record it?
**Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy…
it's a long read, but definetely worth it
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know.
1. If you’re cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
2. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking*
3. Any sort of injury involving the ********* is not funny. Seriously.
4. Don’t make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something nothing to our manhood.
5. Shopping is not fascinating. Ever.
6. It is only common courtesy to leave the toilet seat up when you’re done.
7. If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking *******s.
8. The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
9. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
10. Don’t hog the covers. Really.
11. If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls.
12. “Fine.” is not an acceptible way to end an argument.
13. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
14. If you truly want honesty, don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answer to.
15. Of course he wants another beer.
16. The guy doesn’t always have to sleep on the wet spot.
17. Dogs good. Cats bad.
18. He does not want to be just friends.
19. Do not question a man’s innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
20. He was not looking at that other girl**
21. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones.
22. Your butt/*****/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
23. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
24. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities throughout the country, not all men are cretins deserving your contempt.
25. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
26. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower.
27. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Did I mention Love it?
28. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
29. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
30. He heard you the first time. Honest.
31. You know, you can ask him out too… Let’s spread the rejection around a little.
32. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks fine/smells fine, Looks fine/smells bad, Looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
33. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you’re with.
34. Of course size matters. But most men don't mind small *****.
35. His bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute.
36. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the halftime show to act upon it.
37. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: “You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?”
38. Those jeans don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.
*Unless the answer is yes. In which case, can he record it?
**Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy…
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those of you who remember this meet....good memories!! .i remember the first video clip....i though i was gonna go deaf...every car havin test pipes... i think turbonetics ed and steve were there...
those of you who remember this meet....good memories!! .i remember the first video clip....i though i was gonna go deaf...every car havin test pipes... i think turbonetics ed and steve were there...
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Originally Posted by skimnismo
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those of you who remember this meet....good memories!! .i remember the first video clip....i though i was gonna go deaf...every car havin test pipes... i think turbonetics ed and steve were there...
those of you who remember this meet....good memories!! .i remember the first video clip....i though i was gonna go deaf...every car havin test pipes... i think turbonetics ed and steve were there...
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Originally Posted by skimnismo
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those of you who remember this meet....good memories!! .i remember the first video clip....i though i was gonna go deaf...every car havin test pipes... i think turbonetics ed and steve were there...
those of you who remember this meet....good memories!! .i remember the first video clip....i though i was gonna go deaf...every car havin test pipes... i think turbonetics ed and steve were there...
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99 ktown
damn as i was at walmart saw one of my favorite games from the 486 computer era
no not carmen san diego or oregon trail
i saw civilization III
dood played it till 2 am now i gotta get up at 5:20 im an idiot
hahah
damn as i was at walmart saw one of my favorite games from the 486 computer era
no not carmen san diego or oregon trail
i saw civilization III
dood played it till 2 am now i gotta get up at 5:20 im an idiot
hahah
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Originally Posted by kPaNdA350
thats a nice sig.
get premier and one is awaiting you sirrrrrrrr
good morning ktown
3 hours of sleep
aint i the smartest man alivepuahahahhaha i hope i dont knock out later like whoa
and as for playing the older version of Civilization III... i still got rocked by the French and Chinese...
Ben < Doug & Jon
Doug = France
Jon = Chinese
as for my daily poop its almost impossible to poo at 5am...
your stomach hasnt churned enough as you were sleeping and i had a really bad dream last night girl related.. bummer yo
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you Doug i just did a typo i never knew if you accidentally hit "H" your name became
D O U G H hahaha im an idiot
cant wait to kick it with the usual suspects s00n.....
just bought 2 movies "The new guy" and "cant hardly wait" i love those older comedies like American Pie and Eurotrip which is probably on my all time top 5 funny movies ever....
also mike shin burned me a copy of HEAT which ive never seen he said to watch it because its really really good
D O U G H hahaha im an idiot
cant wait to kick it with the usual suspects s00n.....
just bought 2 movies "The new guy" and "cant hardly wait" i love those older comedies like American Pie and Eurotrip which is probably on my all time top 5 funny movies ever....
also mike shin burned me a copy of HEAT which ive never seen he said to watch it because its really really good
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yo yo Eric can i pick up / you drop off my blue Dickies jacket when you have the chance i forgot you had it and ima bring it to Japan with me after i embroider some stuff on it probably