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Old May 4, 2003 | 08:50 PM
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you cant say i dont please the girl
id have sex with my ex gf entirely for her
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Old May 5, 2003 | 09:16 AM
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M-M-F is the first thing that comes to mind.... A serious F-F (went to Cal so it was all butchy lesbians - what happened to all the true femmes?).

I'm sure there's more.

Once in law school the dean had a function at his house and I was trying to get the guy I was with at the time to sneak upstairs with me and do it in the dean's house. He wouldn't go for it!

I don't think I could do stuff like that now at my firm though - don't want to get fired.
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Old May 5, 2003 | 09:45 AM
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Originally posted by iris
M-M-F is the first thing that comes to mind....
Ok in the interest of making iris's fantasy come true and promoting my350z.com unity...i shall make the sacrifice and volunteer myself to be one of those "M"'s...so who's with me?
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Old May 5, 2003 | 09:55 AM
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her hubby?
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Old May 5, 2003 | 09:58 AM
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no, those things don't work with people in relationship b/c there is jealousy (emotional entanglements)

gotta go with the impersonal thing

*god, i hope he never finds this thread!*
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Old May 5, 2003 | 10:55 AM
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Originally posted by iris
no, those things don't work with people in relationship b/c there is jealousy (emotional entanglements)

gotta go with the impersonal thing

*god, i hope he never finds this thread!*
agreed...need to find a married guy like myself...for the sake of all of our marriages, discretion would be paramount.

btw...the other guy has to be straight too
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Old May 5, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by jimster716
agreed...need to find a married guy like myself...for the sake of all of our marriages, discretion would be paramount.

btw...the other guy has to be straight too
it ain't no fun if the homies can 't have none!

2nd married guy here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and ready for servicing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old May 5, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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I'd like to do 20 Butterflies.
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Old May 5, 2003 | 11:33 AM
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Originally posted by kelwhit
I'd like to do 20 Butterflies.
...How about a Butterfly pollinating an Iris....now that would be a great Discovery Channel show...

"The beautiful butterfly, spreading her wings as she floats over the open, flowering iris, gently laps at the pollen surrounding the flowers' budding, swollen pistil, utlizing her long tongue as only nature intended..."

(I could just hear the narrator giving a blow by blow description)
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Old May 5, 2003 | 11:41 AM
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Originally posted by kelwhit
...How about a Butterfly pollinating an Iris....now that would be a great Discovery Channel show...

"The beautiful butterfly, spreading her wings as she floats over the open, flowering iris, gently laps at the pollen surrounding the flowers' budding, swollen pistil, utlizing her long tongue as only nature intended..."

(I could just hear the narrator giving a blow by blow description)
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old May 5, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by kelwhit
...How about a Butterfly pollinating an Iris....now that would be a great Discovery Channel show...

"The beautiful butterfly, spreading her wings as she floats over the open, flowering iris, gently laps at the pollen surrounding the flowers' budding, swollen pistil, utlizing her long tongue as only nature intended..."

(I could just hear the narrator giving a blow by blow description)
were you touching yourself when you wrote that....you seemed to really be getting into it! haha.

but, as for the F-F-M thing...my F is all about it. She doesn't care what I do with the other F in the picture...as long as she's there with me (and as long as i wear a condom!!).

djk
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Old May 5, 2003 | 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by djkern
were you touching yourself when you wrote that....
djk
yes
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Old May 5, 2003 | 12:27 PM
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Originally posted by kelwhit
yes
haha! it was entertaining. i bet you would be good at writing **** plots (ya know, the ones that have plots...haha).

djk
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Old May 5, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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Why don't you find out in Vegas? I'll show you.

Hehe... just playin'.
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Old May 5, 2003 | 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by djkern
haha! it was entertaining. i bet you would be good at writing **** plots (ya know, the ones that have plots...haha).

djk
thanks! I could be the next Seymour Butts... I could mix in a few "BP" (Bug/Plant) shots, some grasshoppers gone wild footage, a clip from Beehive Orgy 1 and 2, and the full length feature, in ooh-ahh digital sound, of "busty asian butt beetles" starring Sylvia Silkworm and Dung Bung Bang.
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Old May 5, 2003 | 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by kelwhit
thanks! I could be the next Seymour Butts... I could mix in a few "BP" (Bug/Plant) shots, some grasshoppers gone wild footage, a clip from Beehive Orgy 1 and 2, and the full length feature, in ooh-ahh digital sound, of "busty asian butt beetles" starring Sylvia Silkworm and Dung Bung Bang.
haha! just what i need to get a boring day entertaining! (no, not the bug ****...the comments from kelwhit! haha)
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Old May 5, 2003 | 01:11 PM
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Originally posted by Butterfly20
So... since we have the SST and we've heard of all the other stuff, what yer sexual fantasy? I'm not gonna tell just yet, I wanna hear from ya'll first.
You me and a bowl of Jello.

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Old May 5, 2003 | 01:28 PM
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Ever check out Robin Meade in the morning m-f on cnn headline news?
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Old May 5, 2003 | 03:09 PM
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One word, two syllables "****-STARS".
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Old May 5, 2003 | 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by djkern
but, as for the F-F-M thing...my F is all about it. She doesn't care what I do with the other F in the picture...as long as she's there with me (and as long as i wear a condom!!)
thats the kind of woman I could get serious with!
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