She's hot.

Gives me a new fantasy idea:

6:00 AM -- Wake up
6:01 AM -- BJ
6:02 AM -- click remote, watch Robin give good Head--line News
6:04 AM -- happy ending during commercial break
6:05 AM -- jump in shower, get ready for work

My perfect morning...

 

Damn you've got a good girl if she can make you bust from a 3 minute BJ.......

 

yup. She's trained well. graduated from slob the *** U.
Besides, I can't be late for work

 

oh yeah, she graduated with "*** laud - ly" honors

 

 

man kelwhit, i haven't heard those sayings since back in college!!!! man, the memories you brought back with the fraternity!!!!

 

damn i just saw butterfly's picture in some other thread......=) woah!

butteryfly you married? and what do you think about really young guys?

 

Actually, I'm single. How young is the guy? Won't go less than one year younger than me unless he's gotta BIG... Well, you figure it out.

 

ive never heard such gratiutious use of the phrase happy ending since i joined this forum.
btw tiger woo what college and fraternity

 

18 almost 19 but i got a BIG............
well you know
and a fast car =)

 

hey brandon,

i was in a frat called ZETA OMEGA PSI at UCD (local frat: SAC STATE and UCD). multi-cultural frat that consisted mostly of filipinos, chinese, japanese, korean, samoan, east indian, vietnamese, and latino.

 

I think I have done about everything there is to do out there for a straight male. I think some of the things are illegal in a few states!

I guess if I had one wish, and could do anything sexual I wanted to anyone I wanted, I would love to f**k Tiffany Amber Thiessen and then 20 minutes later (hey I am 31 now!!! 5 minutes rest is not enough anymore) Brittney Spears. Then I would have them both get me some food and beer. Then I'd do Tiffany again while having Brittney lick my sack. When the extra special happy ending came after that, I would lock the both of them outside my house naked and dripping so all my neighbors could see who I just banged and threw out of my house!!

 

nice one raceboy!

 

My sexual REALITY is coming home to my fiance butt naked on the bed.












(Oooo...oooo...I'm gonna show her this thread and get mad brownie points!)

 

benn there, done that. oh, was that your fiance?

J/K bro, can't wait to finally meet ya!

 

DITTO!(substitute "fiance" with "wife")

 

importriders-

heheh

 

So I'm guessing

kelwhit=

Quelle wit + French to English translation=

What wit!! (as in what a witty person!)

Coincidence? Or am I reading too deep into this?

As long as I am doing decryption let me try ... hmmm Butterfly 20

Butterfly= beauty, grace, unique. (No wing markings the same.)

20= butterfly number 20 on this site. 19 more butterflys?
20= sexual partners?
20= age? doubt it

Care to shed some light on the subject?

 

im 15 and i have a small, well you know
and my car still isnt fast
(need....some.....BOOST!....)

 

Don't mean to bust anyone's bubble but Butterfly is now taken