Kool and the Gang! -- I'm perfect for you:

I'm a sweaty stranger with a tire and have many random STDs and would have hot sex with you for free. With my tight John Stockton short shorts I look like I have either a john-holmes package or the largest moose-knuckle in the world (am I a man? am I woman? what are you in the mood for?)

PS. -- I have a huge, huge, huge (size matters) --
Thesaurus. I have the tools necessary to say the right things to you, on account of me having good grammar and ensuring that all my subjects and verbs are in agreement

 

im so glad im goign to vegas

 

So I take it all the keyboards sticky?

 

LOL.

 

Already stumbled into my fantasy a couple of nites (F-F-M), but would like to do it again

 

*so funneeee*

 

what a great thread!

My keyboard is okay. However, I am having problems with the "stalagtites" (ahem) forming under my desk.

Or are they "stalagmites"? i could never get the difference right. actually, the ones on the floor look more like "banana chips".

 

I have a silly way of remembering, but it always works. Stalactites stick "tight"ly to the top; stalagmites "might" grow enough to meet them someday.

Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.

 

the banana chips are the stalagmites, but that takes millions of "drops" to make them form

 

my new fantasy is to have hot, sweaty boom-shaka-laka with a sexy yet nerdy (you are not nerdy, you're just great at Jeopardy) girl who knows the difference between stalactites and banana chips.

My kinda woman.

 

Haha your image is still pristine in my head.

Till vegas that is.

 

Remember, everyone: What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas!









(in other words, no spy pics of John partying with strippers shall "appear" on this board, unlike the recent adventure at Hooters)

 

LOL you guys are never gonna let him go on that one....
it was pretty funny though, even though i only saw it in the pics
sorry john...

 

YES, NO PIX FROM STRIP CLUBS PLEASE!! normal dance clubs ok....

 

Agreed, that was funny. But hey, I wouldn't care much if someone posted a pic of me w/ a flagpole.

...though they'd need a panoramic camera to get the whole shot

 

i seemed to have missed all the "Jeopardy trivia."

 

it seems that everyone is busy "pitching a tent"

 

Eeeww that was gross! I don't want to come accross your moose knuckle ever!

 

Yo! You don't have to be John Holmes to be a **** star!

 

Actually... they WILL NOT let you take pics at the strip club anyhow. Any sign of camera FLASH, and your camera gets confiscated. I already tried, believe me...