Sexual Fantasies?
05-07-2003, 06:38 PM
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Originally posted by Butterfly20
Ooooh, one of my fantasies is to have hot, sweaty, tireless sex with a random and STD free stranger. Could be a man or a woman, it all depends on the mood I'm in that night and if they say the right things to me.
Ooooh, one of my fantasies is to have hot, sweaty, tireless sex with a random and STD free stranger. Could be a man or a woman, it all depends on the mood I'm in that night and if they say the right things to me.
I'm a sweaty stranger with a tire and have many random STDs and would have hot sex with you for free. With my tight John Stockton short shorts I look like I have either a john-holmes package or the largest moose-knuckle in the world (am I a man? am I woman? what are you in the mood for?)
PS. -- I have a huge, huge, huge (size matters) --
Thesaurus. I have the tools necessary to say the right things to you, on account of me having good grammar and ensuring that all my subjects and verbs are in agreement
05-07-2003, 07:44 PM
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Originally posted by iris
*so funneeee*
*so funneeee*
My keyboard is okay. However, I am having problems with the "stalagtites" (ahem) forming under my desk.
Or are they "stalagmites"? i could never get the difference right. actually, the ones on the floor look more like "banana chips".
05-07-2003, 07:57 PM
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BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
I have a silly way of remembering, but it always works. Stalactites stick "tight"ly to the top; stalagmites "might" grow enough to meet them someday.
Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.
Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.
05-07-2003, 08:10 PM
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Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by iris
I have a silly way of remembering, but it always works. Stalactites stick "tight"ly to the top; stalagmites "might" grow enough to meet them someday.
Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.
I have a silly way of remembering, but it always works. Stalactites stick "tight"ly to the top; stalagmites "might" grow enough to meet them someday.
Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.
My kinda woman.
05-07-2003, 08:56 PM
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Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by iris
Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.
Ok, I have now destroyed any sexy image I once had by showing my true NERD colors.
Till vegas that is.
05-07-2003, 10:21 PM
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Re: Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by nwind21
Haha your image is still pristine in my head.
Till vegas that is.
Haha your image is still pristine in my head.
Till vegas that is.
Remember, everyone: What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas!
(in other words, no spy pics of John partying with strippers shall "appear" on this board, unlike the recent adventure at Hooters)
05-07-2003, 10:27 PM
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Re: Re: Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by Aloharacing
(in other words, no spy pics of John partying with strippers shall "appear" on this board, unlike the recent adventure at Hooters) [/B]
(in other words, no spy pics of John partying with strippers shall "appear" on this board, unlike the recent adventure at Hooters) [/B]
it was pretty funny though, even though i only saw it in the pics
sorry john...
05-08-2003, 08:49 AM
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Re: Re: Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by Aloharacing
(in other words, no spy pics of John partying with strippers shall "appear" on this board, unlike the recent adventure at Hooters)
(in other words, no spy pics of John partying with strippers shall "appear" on this board, unlike the recent adventure at Hooters)
05-08-2003, 09:32 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by daytona350z
LOL you guys are never gonna let him go on that one....
it was pretty funny though, even though i only saw it in the pics
sorry john...
LOL you guys are never gonna let him go on that one....
it was pretty funny though, even though i only saw it in the pics
sorry john...
...though they'd need a panoramic camera to get the whole shot
05-11-2003, 10:54 PM
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Originally posted by kelwhit
Kool and the Gang! -- I'm perfect for you:
I'm a sweaty stranger with a tire and have many random STDs and would have hot sex with you for free. With my tight John Stockton short shorts I look like I have either a john-holmes package or the largest moose-knuckle in the world (am I a man? am I woman? what are you in the mood for?)
Kool and the Gang! -- I'm perfect for you:
I'm a sweaty stranger with a tire and have many random STDs and would have hot sex with you for free. With my tight John Stockton short shorts I look like I have either a john-holmes package or the largest moose-knuckle in the world (am I a man? am I woman? what are you in the mood for?)
05-12-2003, 11:17 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: BORING OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
Originally posted by iris
YES, NO PIX FROM STRIP CLUBS PLEASE!! normal dance clubs ok....
YES, NO PIX FROM STRIP CLUBS PLEASE!! normal dance clubs ok....