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I was "this close" to effing Madonna last night. She was riding me fully clothed but we pretty much just made out. I don't even want to eff Madonna as far as I know...but it was pretty hot.
(Although there came a time where I was kissing her with this white sock like thing over her head, kind of like a jersey fabric condom type thing).
Ah ****. That's my cue to say something witty. Sorry to disappoint, I'm too damn tired right now to think of anything. Check back tomorrow to see if I come up with anything.