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This is total bullsh!t, or should I say bird ****. This morning my freshly washed car was parked in the driveway of my house for a total of two and a half hours at which point it was crapped on not once, not twice, not even ten times, it was pummeled an astronomically high thirty two fricken times. That's about fifteen ***** an hour, or a **** every six minutes hitting my car. I counted.. So is god telling me my car is the ****? Or that my car is a piece of ****?
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
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Originally Posted by NOBI
it was pummeled an astronomically high thirty two fricken times.
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
Sorry again man, maybe you can swap parking spots with your roommate?
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that hads to be the funniest post i have ever read it reminds me off that old car commericial where the pidgeons where bombarding a wedding but they wouldnt sh#t on this one car. Funny i cant remember the kind of car.
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I get hit about 3 or 4 times a week. When I was in college they had this lot with all these trees and people would sometimes park under them and leave their car for weeks at a time w/o checking and the car would be completely covered.
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Originally Posted by n8236
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Originally Posted by NOBI
This is total bullsh!t, or should I say bird ****. This morning my freshly washed car was parked in the driveway of my house for a total of two and a half hours at which point it was crapped on not once, not twice, not even ten times, it was pummeled an astronomically high thirty two fricken times. That's about fifteen ***** an hour, or a **** every six minutes hitting my car. I counted.. So is god telling me my car is the ****? Or that my car is a piece of ****?
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
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