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Old 04-18-2005, 02:48 PM
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This is total bullsh!t, or should I say bird ****. This morning my freshly washed car was parked in the driveway of my house for a total of two and a half hours at which point it was crapped on not once, not twice, not even ten times, it was pummeled an astronomically high thirty two fricken times. That's about fifteen ***** an hour, or a **** every six minutes hitting my car. I counted.. So is god telling me my car is the ****? Or that my car is a piece of ****?
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
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that would seriously **** me off, you most have had a group of birds hang out on your car for an hour and **** all over it.
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Haha! the funny thing was that it also happen to me.... just came back washing some bird ****, after washing up the z.
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Originally Posted by NOBI
it was pummeled an astronomically high thirty two fricken times.

(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
I'm really sorry but - bwahahaha! That is hillarious!

Sorry again man, maybe you can swap parking spots with your roommate?
Old 04-18-2005, 06:34 PM
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well the sweet part about it was the revenge. i went and grabbed my airsoft m4 and sprayed the little ***** with plastic bb's. that'll teach em!
Old 04-18-2005, 06:52 PM
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dang man, 32 is crazy!! call up zmespeed (sp) from ohio. he will rid you of your bird problems
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that hads to be the funniest post i have ever read it reminds me off that old car commericial where the pidgeons where bombarding a wedding but they wouldnt sh#t on this one car. Funny i cant remember the kind of car.
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32 - thats f**king out of control - laughable for those on the outside... but if it were me - i'd be equally as pissed.
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Pix? LMAO
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I get hit about 3 or 4 times a week. When I was in college they had this lot with all these trees and people would sometimes park under them and leave their car for weeks at a time w/o checking and the car would be completely covered.
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Originally Posted by n8236
Pix? LMAO
oh there were no pictures taken, i was on that **** so fast once i saw it with my quick detailer that i dident even think to take photos.
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Originally Posted by NOBI
This is total bullsh!t, or should I say bird ****. This morning my freshly washed car was parked in the driveway of my house for a total of two and a half hours at which point it was crapped on not once, not twice, not even ten times, it was pummeled an astronomically high thirty two fricken times. That's about fifteen ***** an hour, or a **** every six minutes hitting my car. I counted.. So is god telling me my car is the ****? Or that my car is a piece of ****?
(it is important to note that my roommates filthy cars were unscathed, and not shitted upon once)
thank god im not alone, i actually have ****ing birds fly into my garage and **** on my z. so lateley ive been keeping it closed. every now n then when i leave it up i see little bird footprints on my ****ing hood. i mean seriously, come on, like nobi i try n shoot those ******** whenever i can but their smart. they remember...
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