zmespeed

i just tell it how it is.

Destiny350Z

OMG you will never believe want just happened after reading both serise to this thread to my mom!!LOL I had left the garage door open earilier and wasn't too worried about closing it, after I read this thead to my mom she decides to go cut the grass, opens the door and I here her shout "Theres a bird sh!tting on your car!!" And then she busts out laughing! I come to the door and she tells me that when she opened the door she wittnessed a bird flying out of my open car window!!! LOL LOL I looked inside and all around the Z there is no bird $h!t to be found!!

Landbarger

iTrader: (2)

So did you get even a hint of that "that bird's gotta go" feeling, come on, you can be honest about it..

Destiny350Z

To tell the truth....no I didn't feel like hurting him, I mean who can balme him at least he has some sense of taste in cars!! I just found the birds timing insanely hilarious, read this thread and then find him chillin in my Z!!!

the7ferret

moveing the nest will kill the babies, shooting them will kill them, keeping the garage closed will kill them, Which ever way you look at it they will die.

If you move the nest the mother will smell you and refuse to care for her babies.

phile

It's not his fault the mother is a neglectful b1tch.

Destiny350Z

+1 I'm gonna call CPS on her

RyGarg

omg, no thread has made me laugh this hard since "The Twins". zmespeed, you're freaggin hilarious! In this case, I think "eye for an eye" would be more appropriate. Since that bird shat on your baby, you should take a squat over the nest and pinch one out on it's babies. Than post of pic of it...

zmespeed

ok i have set operation "electric shock" up and i will now check the nest every so offten to see what unfoldes.

i thought about hooking up my z's battery to the cable's so it could kill the birds, but i have to drive it, so that would not be as effective.