I know stupid question, but I'm a noob to stick shift. Whats the proper way to do a burnout?

 

It depends what kind of car you drive.

 

#1 turn off VDC/TCS
#2 rev engine 5000+ rpm then clutch dump
#3 feather gas while left foot braking
#4 start saving pennies and dimes for new tires

 

#4 is absolutely key

 

Funny and smart

 

lol in automatics i used to just put it in neutral, rev and hold then pop it in drive, and yea I was buying tires every 3 months on my showcar. Now I gotta learn how to drive a stick and burn in one.

 

And not buying a new tranny every year or so...?

 

lol no, I very rarely did that. I slaughtered the tranny in a S/C'd Pontiac Vibe doin that once and it was luckily replaced under warranty. It was after that that I realized how dumb it was.

 

mmm...
well here
lets make it muuucccccchhh eeeeasier
#1 **make sure no1 knows about it pour oil or moutain dew on ur rears before ur uber topfuel burnout so it slips easier
#2 then turn off VDC/TCS (if you stall remember to turn it off or u look like an idiot)
#3 Clutch drop, feather throttle, re-pop the clutch etc etc (try to not blow the diff)
#4 Have someone video tape it and upload it onto the internet to show everyone you knew how to do a burnout.
#5 Brag about ur once in a life time uber topfuel burnout everyday like you do it at every traffic light.

 

How about forgetting the burn out like you see in the movies, go to the dragstrip, and practice 60-foot times. For hints on improving your 60-foot times, see “drag racing.”

 

...plus if you pour ammonia on the ground, you can get a beautiful cloud of white smoke.

 

lol ammonia smells chemically ewwwie

 

Hmmm, ammonia? If that's all you need why don't you just pee on the ground then

 

https://my350z.com/forum/2003-2009-nissan-350z/131359-tips-on-doing-burnouts.html

 

For Best results.....Pull the ABS Fuse.....

Not kidding...This was discussed a Looooooooong time ago. The ABS system will limit the amout of power since it thinks the car is skidding. It can be done with the fuse in but not as "smokey" as if it was removed.

BTW Save for tires...

 

+1, .

 

" start saving pennies and dimes for new tires "

...my butt; start saving 20 dollar bills! These puppies are pricey!

 

If you don't need to stand in place with the car, it's even easier.

Esp if you have a base lol

Just rev it up to 4-5k and floor it.. be ready to hold on


the base is fun

 

fish tailing
?????????
not good if you want to show off in crowded areas or in traffic :\